OH NOES!!! UNKIE CARL LOST HIS EEER MUFFINS!!!

Ma bin talkin tew Ant Brenda dis mornin. Ant Brenda sed dat Unkie Carl lost his eeeer muffins!! OH NOES! Dat TERRIERABUL!!  

See, Unkie Carl werk OUTSIDE in all kind ob wether an an an it bin SOOPER cold heer. Temp in da single digit wid wind chill belo zero - wudeber dat meen! An an an dat no  gud fur Unkie Carl!! His eeers cuds gits Frosty Bite (dat meen snowman!) an an an fall off his hed! Dat wuds be TERRIORABUL!! I dunno wants Unkie Carl tew loose his eeers! He wuds luk reeeeely funnee................(snicker snicker at dat tot!). Wut in da WERLD kins I duz tew haalps him??? He reeeely need dem eeer muffins!

I NO! I NO!! I wills HUNT DOWN his eeer muffins! I a cat, an an an cats bees gud hunters (beder den doz dum houn dogs).!! I wills stalks an an an sniffs an an an FIND dem eeer muffins!!

MA!! TAKES ME TEW UNKIE CARL'S HOUSE NOW!!! He need my haaaalps!!

Wut? WUT???? Yew meen I has tew go in da CARRIER an an an we has to ride in da CAR????? NO WAY JOSE!!!! (wudeber dat meen). I NO goin in dat carrier or in dat CAR! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!1 I HATES da car. I HATES da carrier!!!

I polygize Unkie Carl. I tew askairt tew rides in da car. But I reeeely wants tew haaaalps yew!  Wut duz I duz now.........

I NO I NO!! I wills asks Creator's Son tew sends yew a Lost an an an Found Angel! Dat angel wills haalps yew find dem eeeer muffins! 

In da meentime, I wills send yew LOTS ob my furr! Ma bin furrymadin me an an an she hab LOTS ob my fur! Yes kins stik dat in baggies an an an stik da baggies ober yore eeeeers! My fur keep ME warm. sew it wills keeps yew warm, too........an an an yew wills bees da talk ob da town MOL MOL MOL!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

pee ess..............Unkie Carl - is dem muffins BOOBERRY MUFFINS????????

A Christmas Purrezzie!!

I a furry lukee kitty! Tewda Ma git a pawkij from Deb (my  Mudder -In-Loo). 

In dat pawkij been a purezzie fur me from my TROO LUB an an an Husband, Mikey! I lubs him wid all my hart!! He send me a

MOUSIE!!!!!!! I LUBS IT! Tankee furry mush, Mikey!

It little, hab 4 legs, 2 eeeeers, a tale, 2 eyes, an an an a FAT little bellie!

Oh MY! I sez! Dat mousie Murbidlee O-Beast! It need tew lose wate! I a noos an an an I no bout dose tings!

I has a plan tew beets - I meen whips - I meen EGGSERSIZE dat mousie sew it lose wate! Dat inklude tale whips,  sqwishies, pouncies, flyin tru da are...........

An an an if dat dunno werks, I has a plan tew duz a Gas-Trik By-Puss. Dat will remoob sum ob his innerds - I MEENS FAT!!

Dat agunna bees a LOT ob fun -  I MEENS HARD WERK fur dat Mousie!

We starts dat plan tewmorro morning brite an an an eeeerleeeee!! (snicker snicker snicker snicker)!

Mush Lubs,
Margo, R.K.N., P.T. (Purrsonal traynor)

MEEN MA

Boy o Boy I MAD!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT!!

Furst, Ma did gits da shot in her nee. She sed it dinno hoot, which I furry glad bout. I dunno wants Ma tew has pane!

MEEN MA left me alone for a LONG TIME!!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT! She leeb in d affernoon, eerly, an dinno gits bak till almos BED TIME!!! MEEN MA!!! PFFFFFFFFFT!

I ask her ware she bin. Well, after da shot, she an Lainy go tew Columbia. But dar bin a bad bad aksidint on da innerstate. Ma an Lainy see a UPS truk at da same time an an an sez FOLLOW DAT TRUK!!! It no ware it goin! Sew dey drive tru da kuntreeside an an an Ma sed it reeeely purrty, an an an evenshully dey gits tew Columbia.

I asks her iffin dey STOPS da UPS truk tew asks fur direkshuns..........an an an tew sees iffin dey has a pawkij fur me............Ma sed No, an da driver hab pawkijes for Columbia, not Moberly. MEEN UPS MAN!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT  MEEN MA fur not askin, anyways! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!

DEN she an Lainy goes tew Hobby Lobby acuz Ma hab a *gift certificate*. Dat meen she git FREE STUFFS!!! WOWIE!! I asks her iffin she git me anytin, an an an she sed No, Hobby Lobby dunno has pet stuffs! MEEN HOBBY LOBBY!!! PFFFFFFFFFFT!!! MEEN MA fur no goin ware she kins gits me a purrezzie!!!

AN DEN she an Lainy goes tew has dinner at *Longhorn Steakhouse* Ma sed she hab stake, potater, salad, home made bread, an it bin delishis! Did MEEN MA bring me eben ONE TINY MORSEL ob stake???? NO!! SUPER DOOPER MEEN MA!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!! PFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!! Sheesh.

Den she go tew helth food store - I dunno wants nuttin helthee, tankee :(  an an an den tew Sam's club. She dinno gits me nuttin dar, eeder.

Sheesh. I hab da MEENEST MA in da werld! POUT!

ut oh - Santa Clawas a comin soon............I willno git no gifties iffin I pouts............sew I will SLINKS under da bed an nobuddy kins sees me........slink slink slink slink slink slink slink slink.......p... p... p...

Lubs,
Margo

but I trooly bees glad dat shot dinno hoot Ma!

It COLD heer!

WOWIE it cold heer! Eeerlee dis mornin it bin 22 degrees! DAT COLD!

Ma hab tew goes out an an an she put sew mush clothin on she look like a Eskimoo. Sew I asks her iffin she was a goin MUSHIN wid her sled dog team...........MOL MOL MOL ROTFMOL! HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR.

Ma giv me a luk........snicker snicker!

On thoosda Ma goin tew da doc doc an an an she sed her doc doc was agunna SHOOTS her in da nee...........WUT???? Wut dat yew sez, Ma?????

WUT? Oh - she agunna gibs yew a SHOT in da NEE. Dat no sound like fun :( But wen Ma git home I wills comfurts her. She wills bees ok.

TOOKEY DAT no far away! TOOKEY TOOKEY TOOKEY!! 
I LUBS TOOKEY!  

Now dunno gits me rong. I lubs MIKEY a hole lot more dan TOOKEY!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

It STILL Ma's Brifda!!

Tewda Ma git ANNUDER Birfda Card! YIPPEE SKIPPEE! Dis has bin a grrrrrrrrrrrate Birfda fur Ma an Me! MEOWIE WOWIE!

Now it bees time tew sez TANKEE FURRY MUSH tew efurryone dat send Ma an Me cards an an an gifties! It a LOOOOOOOOOOONG listie an an an we hopes we dunno miss anyone hoo sent us a card or giftie! Deez bees Catster furrends, ChemoAngel furrends, Postcard swapping friends, 
famblee, Swap-Bot furrends, pen pals, naybors an an an local furrends!  In no purrtiklur order:

Data & Geordi & Mom
Sheba & Star & Mom
Lily & Mom
Jan
Merilee
Shelby & Layla
Hope
Daisy, Cali an an an Famblee
Mary and crew
Tania
Georgette
Clive, Chessie & Sinbad an Mom
Swantje
Patty
Candy
Simon, Reuben an Mom
Tweak an Famblee
Coach Light Crew
Teri
Loretta
Julie, Mazie & Angel HL
Teebo, Callie & Famblee
Jim & Lucy
Beth,
Tami
Cheryl
Sheela
Gleek, Newman, Samoa, Inky & Mom
TheCatintheClover
Tigger, Rosie an Famblee
Lydia
Linda & Ron
Manny
Keri
Yalra
Mary C
Don & Jerri an Kitty Famblee
Jasper, Jillian, Jobel an Mom
Coffee, Panda an Mom
Aimee B
Kacey
Yvonne
Lisa
Lisa B
Erin
Deb & Mikey
Diana
Jane
Kathleen
Mary A
Judy
Penny
The Carolina Crew & Famblee
Judy E
Pat
Donna
Cassie
The Beach Crew an Famblee
Jan A
Debbi
Tabitha an Famblee
Be-Little, Baby-G an Famblee
Kim
Rachel
Nancy

phew! Dat a lot! Tankee furry mush agin!

Mush Lubs, 
Margo & Ma

MORE on Ma's Birfda

I guess it still Ma's Birfda mol mol! Acuz I gots more tew tells yew!

Mazie an an an Angel Hazel Lucy's Mommy make Ma a POOPL skarf! OH it BEEYOOTEEFUL an an an I jelis!! MY fabrit color bees POOPL.........an an an it Ma's fabrit color, tew. But it tew big fur me. It wills keeps Ma WARM an an an COZEE dis winter!

Julie bin makin  *TRANQUILITY BLANKETS* fur a long, long time. An an an collars an hats fur Kitties an an an Doggies! Yew needs tew chek out her website - but afore yew dew, I needs tew tewlls yew dat Julie bees da bestest kroshayer I nos! She trulee PURRFESSHINAL! She make only TOP KWALITY stuffs. Her stitches bees PURRFEK an an an ebrytin she make kees us furkids nice an an an KUMFEE an an an WARM!!

She also make Skarf, hats, & babee blankies fur peeples! Yew canno find NUTTIN better! Sew pleeze chek her website out an an an SPERL your kitties an an an doggies an an an yorself, tew!

http://www.prettyhazel.com/tranquilityblankets.html

Mush Lubs,
Margo
pee ess.........Ma LUB her skarf! Tankee fur makin it fur her, Julie! 

Ma's Birfda #2

Ma git lots ob gifties fr her birfda, an an an I wanna tanks furryone hoo gab her giftie certifykits to Amzon...........

AMAZON??? Giftie cerfitykits to da AMAZON riber in Africa???? WUT??? Ma - yew no goin tew dat river!!! Dey gots LIONS an an an Water Buffyloos dat KILTS lions an an an croky diles an an an KING COBRAS ( I dunno wants tew meets DAT king......) an an an CHEETERS an an an leperds an anan HY-EEENAs  - an an an dem HY-EEENAs bees reeeel nasty like.............

DUNNO GOES TEW DA AMAZON RIBER, MA!!! Acuz I NO going wid yew..........I tew askairt!!! I WILLS KLING TEW YEW MA AN WILLNO LETS YEW GO DAR!!!

Wut? Amazon bees a store online - yew meens in da kumpooter???? WUT???

DUNNO ASKAIRTS M LIKE DAT, MA!!! Yes, I no da war yew gits my fud..........but I tot it frum Africa...........um........(blush)

enewa (blush blush blush)

TANKEE FURRY MUSH tew efurryone hoo gib Ma a certifykit from dat ONLINE STORE Amazon.

Mush Lubs,
Margo

pee ess......I sew releeb!

Happee Birfda, Ma!

Ma hab a birfda las Monda. Yep. She turn 55. WOW, Ma - dat OLD! Yew almos a ANTEEK!!! Sheesh. It bin a gud day fur us acuz

I GIT A BIRFDA PURREZZIE ON MA'S BIRFDA!!!!! WOWIE!! I got a *Nap Spot* frum acatintheclover.com !! It a Hello Kitty- WAITS A MINIT???? Duz I no dis kitty? Why it saying hello???? Duz I needs tew sez hello tew it??? Anyway it bees a round blankee wid catnip in it........sniff  Sniff  SNiff  SNIFf   SNIFF SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

ALARM ALARM!! GIT REDDY  TEW ATTAKS!! Eeeeeers bak, eyes like sawsers, tale in FULL BLOOM......reddy.......sets.......
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Under da kishen table in out in out in out up down up down ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM sniff sniff sniff SNIFFFFFFFF ZOOMIE!! On da coush bak an for bak an for bak an for STOPS!

Wow dat gud................. I eggzawsted now. I tinks I agunna takes a nap on my *Nap Spot*.........I no I agunna has gud dreems..........sniff sniff sniffzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Lush Mubs,
Margo

tew bees continyew.........................

I JELIS!!!!

Meen Ma went out twice teda. Once she went swimming. I no acuz she come home wet an an an she stink like kloreen.

Den she go out agin. Wen she come home, I smells a DOG!! She hab a DOG on her lap!!! MEEN MA!! I gits on her an an an I smells an smells an smells her,

She hab da NERB tew tells me dat dis dog a *Bichon Frise* name Popcorn. Wut a DUM name! Well, den agin, it a dog fur gunnes sake. An an an dis dum dog sit on her lap fur a HOUR!!!

I SEW JELIS I AGUNNA PUKES!!! MEEN MA!!! I sew uset!!!

Den dar bees a nok on da door! It Connie, da manager, heer tew duz a *Inspection*. Well, first ting Connie duz is talk tew me an pets me! I reeely liks Connie (an rite now I likes her beder dan MA!) Ob kors Ma pass *Inspection* wid no problem an Connie pet me more!

Jus wen she leeb, Ma ask me iffin I bees hungree..........an an an she feed me. Gud ting she did.........
um..........I canno bees mad at MEEN MA acuz she feed me delishis fud................

Lubs,
Margo

I Embarss Ma agin (snicker snicker)

Tewda bees wensda. Da day dat Ma's noos, Marie come. I lubs Marie. She hab a reely hi voic, she talk tew me an an an pet me! Sew I gits eggsited wen she come!

Well, she come wen I bin in da ltter boks doing a job........I furgot wut I bin doin an an an RACE out ob da boks an an an runs to greets her.

Well.......da job I bin doin kinda fell on da floor...........it a BIG BIG one........

Sew I talks tew Marie an an an she talk tew me an an an pets me! I gibs her sum lubs!

Ma git up wen Marie leebin, an an an DAR in da MIDDLE ob da hallway...........was my BIG BIG JOB!

Ma put her hed in her hands an an an sez OH NO,  not again, MARGO!!!! She polygize tew Marie. Marie tink it funnee. Ma, not sew mush.

Well, evryone no dat wen dey comes tew Ma's house, dey comes tew seew ME!! I da IMPOTENT purrson heer! Sumtimes I gits carry away..............(snicker snicker)

Lubs,
Margo

Mooooooooooooooooo!

Moooooooooo.  MOoooooooooooooo! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hurries up, Ma - I has a harbull!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ma skoop me up an an an deposit me in da baffroom an an an I promtly deposits a harbull. MOOOO! MEOW!

Tankee furry mush, Ma! I feels sew mush beder now! Yew kinds goes ahed an an an kleens it up now!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Wut sew funnee bout dat?

Ma bin talkin tew Ant Brenda. Den I heers de bot caklin like hens.  Wut sew funnee, Ma?

Sew Ma luk at me an an says 'Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny got arrested?'

Wut? Hoo da *Nrrjyzrr Bunny*? Iz I apposta no him?

Dem Ma sez ' He was charged with battery!' an an an dey bot start kaklin agin.

WUT??? I dunno unnerstands..........I lose sumtin heer.......... I neber herd ob a bunny bein arrested............

I KONFOOS!

Lubs,
Margo

sew wut

Tewda bees thursda. Sew wut.

Tewda it no hot, it nice. Sew wut

Ma's nos come tewda. Sew wut

Ma get erl an an an transmishin flooid change in her van. Sew Wut.

Ma bin gone tew long. (MEEN MA) Sew Wut

Ma pet a DOG (MEEN MA) Sew Wut

I sleep on my throne. Sew Wut

Ma dinno gits no male tewda. Sew Wut

I got tree cases ob Friskies Tookey & Cheeeeez can food tewda. MEOWIE WOWIE!! YIPPEE SKIPPEE!! HAPPY DANCE HAPPY DANCE ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOOOOOOM!

Sew Wut.

Lubs,
Margo

I Bees FURROSHIS!!!!!

Las nite I bin in a mood. I walk intew da libin room an an an dar bin dat red mousie wid dat crinkle tale. It look at me crosseye, an I DUNNO TOLERATES NO crosseye look frum NO MOUSIE! Dat make me MAD!!!

Sew I croush down, puts my eeeers bak, my eyes gits intew slits, my tale to strate out, an an an I makes a furry low growl.....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRROOAAAARRRRRRRR POUNCE SMAK KIK SMAK CHOMP bite bite bite bite kik kik kik SMAK!!! an an an it go flyin across da room.

Sew I stalks it. Reeeeel quiet, I croush down an slink slink slink under da kishen table.......eeeers bak, tale out an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Kik KIK SMAK ZOOOOOOOOOOOM! I AGUNNA GITS YEW, YEW DUM MOUSIE!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

An I races round da housie kiltin dat mousie!! KIK KIK KIK KIK CHOMP BITE BITE BITE BITE
rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!
ptui Off come its tale!

I KILT IT ! I KILT IT!! Dat mousie dunno has no more tale. It ded.

I SEW furroshis! Mousies ebryware beder bees terriorified ob me! I da Shampion Mousie Kilter!!

Lubs,
Margo

Happee 4 ob Jooooly!!

Happee Birfda America!! Ma an I wishies all ob our furrends a wonnerful an an an safe day!

DUNNO TELLS NO KITTY, but DDB bees reely askairt ob dem firekrakers. Ma put him in da baffroom. He furry nerbis, poor ting. I tol Ma I kuds haaaalps him an an an takes him out ob his mizree....I MEENS KEEPS HIM KUMPNEE AN AN AN bites him  I MEENS KUDDLES HIM!!! Meen Ma sed NO!

I lern sumtin noo tewda. yew no dem big farm animals wid a mane an an an tale an an an dey wares a bridal tingy in dar mouf??? I canno say dat werd...........hoooorshei..........um um hooooooooooos - well yew no wut I meen.

I found out tewday dat dey got LITTLE ONES call PONIES!!! I kins say dat werd! PONY PONY PONY PONY!!! Wheeeeeee!!

MA I WANTS A PONY TEW RIDES! NOW!!! Dey smaller an an an no so hi up!

Mazie's Mommy sed dey habin PONY RIDE ware she lib. MA!!!LETS GO TO MAZIE;S HOUSE NOW!! We kins all rides dem PONIES!!! GIDDYUP PONY!!!

WUT???? Mazie lib tew far away????? We canno git dar in a few minits????? *RATS!*

Mazie kin yew sends us a PONY???? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez???

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Ant Brenda an an an Unkie Carl comes fur a visit!!!

nok nok nok on da front door. Ma open it an an an  it bees ANT BRENDA an an an UNKIE CARL!!! I SEW eggsited dey comes tew sees me!

I gits on Ant Brenda's lap an an an purrrrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Den I gets on Unkie Carls lap an an an an PURRRRR PURRRRRRR PURRRRRR! I lubs dem SEW MUSH!!!!

Unkie Carl bring bif meet tew Ma. Unkie Carl sed dat someone ware he werk slotter a cow an an an sell da bif tew co-werkers .......WUT???? Yew has tew KILT a cow tew eets bif????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Dat MEEN!! Dunno kilts no cow!! MA!!! Dat terrierabull...........(skyooz me no pun intend)

I furry upset! I WILLNO EETS BIF!!! I agunna goes on STRIKE!!

POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT.

Lubs,
Margo

pee ess It ok tew kilts an an an eets shiken an an an tookey- acuz dey onlee DUM BIRDS!!!!

GOES AWAY HEIDI DUM DOG!!

I bin sleepin in my fishy bed. All ob a sudden I heers 'OH WHAT A PRETTY KITTY' an an an den SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF...........

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GITS OFF MY BAK PATEEO DUM HEIDI!! RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

She go away but I dunno likes her! She git me all ajytated an an an I pace bak an for an bak an for an bak an for. My hare bin all fluff out. I DUNNO LIKES DUM HEIDE!!

I getting sew upset dat Ma pik me up an an an bring me intew da bedroom eben do I PROTEST!! NO, MA!!! DUNNO PIKS ME UP!!RRRRRRRRRRRRR *MARGO, settle DOWN*

POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT!! Heidi I agunna smaks yore mouf neks time yew comes ontew MY BAK PATEEO!! YEW NO WELKUM HEER! DUM DOG!

POUT!!

Lubs,
Margo, R.K.N., O.G.G.

I embarss Ma

Tewda I bin in da litter box wen nok nok nok an an an noos Marie came in. She no Ma's reglar noos, but I lubs her almos as mush as I lubs Ant Peggy! She bring a stoodent noos wid her, tew!

I gits sew eggsited dat I JUMPS out ob da litter box an runs down da hallway tew greets dem...............an an an I left a trale ob poopies on da way! I cudno haaaaalps it! I bin sew eggsited tew sees Marie!

Ma dinno see dis until she had tew gits sumtin in da baffroom. She sez tew Marie 'Is this what I think it is'??? an an an Marie sez 'Yep!' Ma hang her hed an an an dey all starts laffin.

I gibs Ma  a dirtee luk. Sew WUT!! I feels gud, I gots LUBS, an an an it no hard tew cleen! Silly Ma!

Mush Lubs,
Margo hoo also bees a R.K. N. (Registered Kitty Nurse)

STORMS KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Hello kitty furrends! I has tew bees hones wid yew. But DUNNO TELLS NO KITTY wut I agunna sez. We hab thunderstorm tewda. No bad, really, but it make me nerbis acuz litenin struk reeeeel close an an an it LOUDER den enetin I eber herd!

DDB got reeeely askairt wen dat happen! He skreem an an an fly all ober da kaj in a panik. I feel sorree fur him. He REEEELY askairt! Meen Ma wouldn't let me kumfurt him. I was agunna puts my paws round his nek - I meens AROUND him - an an an bites - I MEENS KUMFURT him!!! Meen Ma sed NO :( But I reely did feels sorree fur him.

We apposta gits bad storms all week. Guess dat meen DDB wills be libin in da baffroom tew keeps him calm durin da storms.

I has Ma an an an I kuddles wid her wen I bees askairt. Speshilly wen da storm hab ROKS in it. I HATES STORMS DAT HAS ROKS IN IT!!! Dat terrierize me :(

Sew, efurrykitty an an an famblee stays safe dis week. Ma an I always purrays wen we seez bad wether waches in da nashun.

Mush Lubs,
Margo

OH NOES!!! GIMME MY RUGS BAK!!!

I bin  mindin my own bizness yesserda an an an all ob a sudden, Virginia (Ma's aid) take out MY RUGS!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MEEEEEEYOWOOOOOOOO!! GIMME MY RUGS BAK :(
POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT!!!

an DEN she take my blankees off my throne! PFFFFFT!! Wut yew DOIN, Virginia???? RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!

An I pace an pace an pace :( POUT POUT POUT!!

Ma pik me up an put me on her lap. NO!! I DUNNO WANTS YORE LAP!! I wants my RUGS an an an my BLANKEESS!!!! I sew unhappee :(

Den I runs intew da bedroom an an an gits under da cubbers an an an I sez tew myself dat I agunna BITES any hand dat TUCH MY CUBBERS!!!!!

Sew I curls up an waits...........nobuddy tuch da cubbers sew I takes a long nap! I canno handles sush stress :(

Wen I wakes up, I goes intew da libbin room, an an an DAR BEES MY RUGS AN AN AN MY BLANKEES!! All kleen......sew I rubs an rubs an rubs all ober dem. Now dey jus fine. Sheesh. Wut I has tew puts up wid :(

Lubs,
Margo

IBM

Yep. IBM. I BEES MAD!!! PFFFFFFFFFTTT!!! I slinkin round da hous grumblin. DUNNO LUKS AT ME, MA!!  Dunno sits dare, MA! An an an wudeber yew dew, Ma, DUNNO SINGS TEW ME!!!!

grump grump grump grump.

I SEES YEW, MOUSIE!!! LUKS OUT. Dunno makes no FUNNEE FACE at me! I wills TEECH yew!!!!!

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR smak smak smak smak BITE BITE KIK KIK KIK BITE BITE  S M A C K !!!!!

Yew aint seen nuttin yet MOUSIE!!! an an I croush down reeeel low, puts my eeeeers waaaaaaaaay bak, my eyes makes narro slits an an an

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR POUNCE!! Smak smak smak smak smak KIK KIK KIK KIK BITE BITE BITE  CHOMP!!! Off come its tale!!!

I KILT IT!! I KILT da MOUSIE!! I sew strong an an an sew BRAVE!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!

Dar. I feels mush beder now. I wants on yore lap, Ma!

Lubs,
Margo

I A GUD NOOS KIT"TY!!!

Ma no habin a gud day. Nope. Bot ub us hootin acuz ob da wether. Ma dinno eeets dat gud, eeder.

She lay down tew takes a nap an an an an I has tew wakes her up. SMAK SMAK SMAK SMAK lik lik lik lik STOMP STOMP STOMP  WAKES UP RITE NOW MA!!!!! WAKES UP MA!!!!!

She finally wake up an an an chek her blud shugrrrr. It tew low! I bees a GUD NOOS! I makes shur dat Ma dinno goes bye bye.

I LUBS MY MA WID ALL MY HART!!

Lubs,
Margo, R.K. N.

WOWIE!!! KARPIT!!!!

WOWIE an an an like Ma sez, YIPEE SKIPEE!! Dar bees KARPIT in da libin room!! It brown an an an it purrtee!! An an an I kins jumps on my throne an an an da coush easy now!. It soft an an an feels gud on my futs!!

It MINE, sew I has tew makes sure dat it hab my sent all ober it! Frum one end tew da udder!!! MINE MINE MINE!!!

PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Lubs,
Margo

I doin beder - tankee fur yore purrayers

Meen Ma put me in a carry ting yesserda. I dunno likes dat. NO! Den Judy put me in da bak seet ob her car an an an we takes a LOOOOOOOOOOONG ride. I dinno likes it an an an I complayn. Not too loud...... dis carry ting beder den a krate!

Wen we gits out, I smells animals an an an I gits nerbis......den we go intew a liddl hous an am ob all tings, it a BADBAD VET MAN HOUS!! OH NOES!!! I DUNNO LIKES DIS.........Meen Ma an an an Judy takes me tew da BAD BAD VET MAN!! OH NOES!!

Um.......I has tew say dat he a furry nice Vet Man. He kind an an an gentle, an an an he didno hoot me. He chek me out gud. BUT, he put a stik up my bum an an an gab me a pinsch....not tew bad........ Ma gib him monee. I tinks well, dat ok, he a nice man, sew Ma kins givs him monee

Dat shot make me feel beder. I furry happee. Eben do I likes dis Dr. Smith, I DUNNO WANTS TEW GOES TEW ENE VET agin!

Lubs,
Margo
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I was very pleased with Dr. Smith. Margo has degenerative disk disease of her spine and hip. He gave her a shot of short acting cortisone, and that has really helped her. She has her tail straight up and she has her *strut* back.

I will probably take her back for a longer acting cortisone shot. If she continues to have problems, she will need to go to the University Vet clinic for a CAT scan to see exactly where the damage is.

I am so relieved. Thanks for your thoughts and prayers!

Laura-Lynne

Please pray for Margo

Margo is not doing very well. She has started crying in pain when she uses the litter box. She is limping more. She won't let me out of her sight and just wants to be held. I am very concerned.

I am trying to find transportation to the vet. Hopefully we can get there tomorrow.

I am very, very concerned. I am thinking that it is degenerative arthritis in her hip/spinal column from when she was hit by the car and had her leg amputated.........

It is breaking my heart. I don't want her to suffer. Please pray.

Thank you,

Love,
Laura-Lynne

DDB bin sew ASKAIRT las nite..........

We hab LOTS ob bad boom boom storms las nite. Dat git DDB (Benny da Beeker parakeet) reely askairt an an an he skreem an shake.

Sew Meen Ma put him in da baffroom.......on TOP of MY litter box - acuz she hab tornado bag an supplies in da baffroom- an an an dat I DUNNO likes!!

DAT MY LITTER BOX!! MY BAFFROOM!!! I NO AGUNNA SHARES IT WID NO DUM BIRD :(

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gits him OFF dar, Meen Ma!!!! Sheesh. I hopes I has a reeeely stinkeee poopie dat stink him OUT OB MY BAFFROOM!!!

Lubs,
Margo

I JELIS!!!!!!PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

I REEEELY JELIS!! NOK NOK NOK  UPS at da door, an an an dar bees a BIG BOX!!! I git sew egsited!!! WUT IN IT, Ma????

WUT??? Benny git a NOO food bowl AN a NEW water toob????? AN an an he git BOOBERRY MILLET TREETS?????

I JELIS!! Wut did yew gits ME, MA??????

WUT??? Yew gotta bees KIDDIN????? URINE ODOR REMOVER????? OH I sew EMBARRSS!!! SHEESH! I agunna goes and HIDES under da BED :(

PFFFFFFFFFT Benny PFFFFFFFFFFT PFFFFFFFFFFT BENNY  PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT!!!!!

My feelins bees HOOT :( Yew MEENER dan MEEN, MA!!!
PF......  *MARGO!*

sheesh. meen ma. pft
lubs, maybe,
margo

pffffffffft!

rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
pfffffffffffffft PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT rrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr
STOMP STOMP STOMP SWISH SWISH SWISH da tale
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT!

I in a BAD MOOD!!

Lubs,
Margo

Da Grate Lucille Manor Flood ob 2-13 in Moberly

Oh NOES!! OH NOES!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!! My paws bees WET!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

MA!! Wut goin on??????

We gits up yesserda, an an an dar bin water ALL ober da kishen floor!!! WUT a mess!! Ma bin purrtee upset! She hab tew kleens it all up wid ALL ob her towels! WOWIE wut a mess! Da freezer leek.

An an an Ma bin upset, tew. She los 50 pounds of bread flour an an an 50 pounds of whole wheat flour.........wut she use tew makes bread :( OH NOES!!!!

An an an her stiker collekshun. She collect stickers fur mene mene yeers an an an hab ober 15,000 diffrint ones!! Mos ob dem no made deez days. She bin furry sad bout dat.

She had boxes ob stuffs. Boxes got ruin, but stuffs bees ok cept for da stiekers.

Ma reeeely hoot after kleenin all dat up :( An an an she bin mad, tew. Da freezer bees ok an she dinno looz ene meets. Dum freezer.

AN AN AN I DUNNO LIKES WET FUTS!!!!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Teksis Too Steps

Ma go out tewda tew a * Churck Wagon Luncheon *. You tink she brings me sum ob dat sloppee jo, bake beens an an an chips, rite? NO! MEEN MA dinno brings me NUTTIN!

Eneway, she tell me bout dem dancers doin dat Teksis Too Step. An an an I sez tew her SEW WUT?? Wut sew speshil bout dat????? I kins dew beder den dat! Jus Wach Me!!!

So I gits down an an an I duz da Teksis TREE STEP!!! Acuz I has tree legs!!!

TADAH!!!!
Lubs,
Margo, da bestest Tree Step Dancer in Mizooreee

I has a HARBULL

Moooooo   Mooooooooooooo  MOOOOOOOOOooooooo
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Ma git me tew da baffroom KWIK!!

MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAACK!!

Dar. I feels mush beder now. Tankee furry mush, Ma. I dunno likes harbulls!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Meow

Meow meow meow meow meowie meeyow Mew Mew Mew Mew meow MEOW MEOW MEOW MEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

Dar. I got dat off my ches. I feels mush beder.

Lubs,
Margo

I Bees A FISH KILTER!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Tewda Ma git a pawkij in da malebox. It a Big Fat Stuffed Envelope (I dunno wut dat meen)! She got lots ob guddees in dar.

AN AN AN da Laydee send ME a toy!!! WOWIE!! A FISHIE wid FETHERS!! It smell like catnip .............SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! I LIKES dat fishie!!!

Sew I grabs it an an an RUNS ontew da bed an an an I RIPS all da fethers off it an an an CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMPS it until it kilt ded! Yep! I totally destroys it!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! I Margo da FISH KILTER!!! An an an dunno furgits dat!

Lubs,
Margo

HARVEY an an an HENRY!!

WOWIE!! Dar LOTS ob SNOW out dar! It taller den ME! It sew purrty an an an white! An it calm an an an peecful, tew!

Ma an I slept reeeel gud las nite. She open da bak door an an an da skreen dor bees frozen shut wid snow almos as tall as Ma! WOWIE!! I neber seen snow like dat!

Harvey comin, an an an his liddl brudder Henry agoin tew visits Mazie in Pencilvanya! I sew eggsited! He may hab tew bees in da front ob da hous acuz Ma canno gits in da bak ob da hous!

I agunna duz a SNOW DANCE!! Heer goes (iffin yew bees out in da snow dis wut yew duz):

Lift Paw UP, Put paw DOWN
Lift Paw Up, shake shake shake
Swhishie da tale, swishie da tale
RUN BAK INTEW DA HOUS!!!

MOL MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo

DDB tink he bees a KITTEN :(

Las nite, Ma an I bin wachin Too Cute on Animal planet. It bin bout kittens. We bin relaxin tewgedder on da coush wen all ob a sudden, DDB sez

CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE mew CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE MEW! Mew!Mew! CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE!!!

Wut in da werld!!! OH NOES! DDB kins immytate a kitten............oh brudder...........

Sew I luks at him an an an I yells:  YEW A BIRD yew DUM BIRD! NO a KITTEN! KWITCHERBELLYAKIN an an an DUNNO MEW NO MORE! Yew reeeeeely ANNOYS ME!!!!!

An I luks at Ma, an she laffin!! Sew I yells MA!!! DAT NO FUNNEE!! an an an she laff eben harder! Her eyes eben git wet!

IT NO FUNNEE, MA!! POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT!!! (Santa Paws no comin fur a loooooooooooong time.......)

POUT!!!!

Pout.

Lubs,
Margo

I Bees a SNEEEKY THEEEF!!! (NEENER NEENER!)

Tewda, Ant Peggy go to Booger Kings tew gits ma a humbooger. Sew she eetin it. MEEN MA dunno lets me on her lap wen she eetin. Sew, I sits ON DA FLOOR BY DA COUSH an keeps my eyes on her.............

Ma turn her hed an I :LEAP on da coush an an an STEELS wut left ob her booger!! Ma shout *MARGO!!* an an an try tes takew away MY humbooger!! Sew I GROWLS feeerclee!! IT MINE, MA!! MINE MINE MINE!!!

An an an I jumps off da coush an an an devours it - bout 2 hooman bites an da bun - ALL ob it!! WOWIE! It delishis!

Ang Peggy laffin reely hard, an an an Meen Ma gibs me a  luk............

NEKS TIME YEW GOES TO BOOGGER KINGS YEW GITS ME A PLAIN HUMBOOGER JUS LIKE DIS ONE!!!  I MEENS IT!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo da sneeeky teef!
NEENER NEENER!!

I sings Ant Brenda a Lullyboo!

Tewda Ant Brenda call Ma, like she allway duz. See, a furry gud frend ob Ma an Ant Brenda's pass away las week, an an an Ma an Ant Brenda furry sad an dey has wet eyes.

Well, Ant Brenda start tew cry an an an I dunno likes it wen enebuddy cry :( Sew I gets neer da fone an an an I meows REEEEEL loud - dat startle Ant Brenda - an an an den I purrs her a furry speshil Lullyboo! An I purrs an an an purrs an an an purrs. It make Ant Brenda feels beder! Dis wut a gud noos kitty shuds do wen dar Ma or a gud furrend bees sew sad!

Sew, iffin yew bees sad tewnite, Heer bees a Lullyboo just fur yew!

Purr Purr Purr Purr PUrr PUrr PUrr PURrrr PURrr PURRrrrrrr
PURRRrrrrrrrrrr Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR hic  (sorree bout dat) PURRRRRRRRRRRRRR PURRRRRRRRRRRRR PURRRRRRRRRRRR purr purr purr purr purrrrrrrrr

Now I hopes yew feels beder.

Mush Lubs,
Margo, Registered Kitty Noos (nurse)

I has ANNUDER noo game!

Yep! It call Da Pillo Hoppies! An an an it FUN!!!

See, Ma bin ressless las nite an an an she bin tossin an an an turnin. Sew I sez tew myself, I tinks Ma want tew plays wid me!

SEW, I HOPS on her pillo an goes to one side, den I HOPS back ober tew da udder side, an an an I goes bak an fort an bak an fort an an an I sez *BRRRRRRRTT!* ebry time! An I goes Faster an FAster an FASTER!!! An my tale strait up, my eers bak, my eyes big as sawsers......WARP SPEED!

"MARGO!!!!!"

Oh - Hiya, Ma! Dis sew mush fun! Puts yore hed down on da pillo sew I kins steps on it wen I goes across MOL MOL MOL! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

"M A R G O ! ! "

Wut, Ma? ooooooooops an an an Ma grab me an hold me tite. Well, she no agunna gits away wid dat mol! I turns my hed an an an attaks her face wid KISSIES!!! LOTS ob KISSIES!!!

KISSY KISSY KISSY KISY KISSY KISSY KISSY
giggle giggle giggle giggle
KISSY KISSY SMACK on Ma's nos!

An ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I races off da bed intew da libin room, an an an onto my Throne. I turns round round round, lays down, an goes tew sleeps!

um.......Ma still awake........

Lubs,
Margo

A Noo Game!

I has a noo game! Yep! It fun! It crazy! It ME mol!

See, after I uses da box, I gets frisky. Sew tewda I RACE up the steps into da bed an an an yowl. Ma pik up da cubbers sew I kins go underneeth. But I duz sumtin diffrint!

I RUN RUN RUN round da bed under da cubbers an an I find Ma's hand an ATTAK IT!!! RRRRRRRRRRRROAAARRRR!

Den I RUNS on TOP ob da cubbers round round round an an an smaks Ma's hand, an jumps OFF da bed, race round da bedroom, den bak up da steps.

Ma pik up da cubbers agin..........ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOM! I races round, finds her hand an an an attak it agin! RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!! Ma tikle me an an an I ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM out frum under da cubbers an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM round da bed tree times an an an den off da bed an ZOOOOOOOOOM round da bedroom (eeers bak, eyes big as buttons, tale strait up, etc. yew no, WARP SPEED)!

An under da cubbers I go! All ob a sudden Ma lift UP da cubbers! I no spektin dat mol! Sew I dashes out.  She put da cubbers down an I races on top! She cubber me agin an an an tikle me! Sew I attaks her hand! RAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

DIS FUN. MA! Yew crazee like me MOL MOL!

Lubs,
Margo
I tired now. Nitey Nite!

Happee Noo Yeer!

Da hollydays bees over now. but it bin gud! It a noo yeer. Did yew makes a rezolushun fur dis yeer? I dinno, reely. I just pawromis Ma dat I wuds takes gud care ob her an an an an lub her fureber! Dat gud!

I wants tew sez tankee furry mush tew Lily, my Seekrit Santa, fur da beenie bag bed, an an an tew Mazie fur da Cat In Da Klover bed!

An an an tankee tew efurryone hoo sent me an Ma cards:

Kalifurnia Krew
The Tomcat House
Ronon an famblee
Mazie
The Down Under Gang
Ginny Bean an famblee
Ozzie & Harriet
Hooch an famblee
Be-Little & Baby-G
Mietze & Timo
Angel Wendy
The Kitty Crew
Biscotti an famblee
Sham-WOW
Mikey an famblee
Newman an famblee
The Keighley Kitties
Jasper, Jillina & Jobel
Bitu
Tigress an famblee
Oly an famblee
Ashley, Tony, & Angel Callie
Oliver an Dewey
Kitty Pryde
Roger Bleu & Humphree Lee

I Wishes evurry kitty an dar famblee a WUNNERFUL, happee, helthee, an fun filled NOO YEER!

Mush Lubs,
Margo
&
Ma
& DDB............