Monday, August 26, 2013

Wut sew funnee bout dat?

Ma bin talkin tew Ant Brenda. Den I heers de bot caklin like hens.  Wut sew funnee, Ma?

Sew Ma luk at me an an says 'Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny got arrested?'

Wut? Hoo da *Nrrjyzrr Bunny*? Iz I apposta no him?

Dem Ma sez ' He was charged with battery!' an an an dey bot start kaklin agin.

WUT??? I dunno unnerstands..........I lose sumtin heer.......... I neber herd ob a bunny bein arrested............



Thursday, August 8, 2013

sew wut

Tewda bees thursda. Sew wut.

Tewda it no hot, it nice. Sew wut

Ma's nos come tewda. Sew wut

Ma get erl an an an transmishin flooid change in her van. Sew Wut.

Ma bin gone tew long. (MEEN MA) Sew Wut

Ma pet a DOG (MEEN MA) Sew Wut

I sleep on my throne. Sew Wut

Ma dinno gits no male tewda. Sew Wut

I got tree cases ob Friskies Tookey & Cheeeeez can food tewda. MEOWIE WOWIE!! YIPPEE SKIPPEE!! HAPPY DANCE HAPPY DANCE ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOOOOOOM!

Sew Wut.