I a furry lukee kitty! Tewda Ma git a pawkij from Deb (my Mudder -In-Loo).
In dat pawkij been a purezzie fur me from my TROO LUB an an an Husband, Mikey! I lubs him wid all my hart!! He send me a
MOUSIE!!!!!!! I LUBS IT! Tankee furry mush, Mikey!
It little, hab 4 legs, 2 eeeeers, a tale, 2 eyes, an an an a FAT little bellie!
Oh MY! I sez! Dat mousie Murbidlee O-Beast! It need tew lose wate! I a noos an an an I no bout dose tings!
I has a plan tew beets - I meen whips - I meen EGGSERSIZE dat mousie sew it lose wate! Dat inklude tale whips, sqwishies, pouncies, flyin tru da are...........
An an an if dat dunno werks, I has a plan tew duz a Gas-Trik By-Puss. Dat will remoob sum ob his innerds - I MEENS FAT!!
Dat agunna bees a LOT ob fun - I MEENS HARD WERK fur dat Mousie!
We starts dat plan tewmorro morning brite an an an eeeerleeeee!! (snicker snicker snicker snicker)!
Mush Lubs,
Margo, R.K.N., P.T. (Purrsonal traynor)
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