tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59033528255447605672024-02-20T17:03:12.356-08:00Margo's MewsingsMargothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.comBlogger137125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-27344831096452434082014-02-23T16:13:00.002-08:002014-02-23T16:13:55.272-08:00I Bees a Skallywag..............wut dat?????Meen Ma sed I bees a *skallywag* WUT DAT MEEN MEEN MA????<br />
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See, I bin hungree sew I asks tew bees fed. Ma fed me. It weren't nuff, sew I asks fur more. Sew she gib me more. I STILL not full, sew I complains an complains. Ma tell me DAT NUFF complainin.<br />
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Sew I runs on da bed and yowls tew goes under da cubbers. ma lift up da ccubbers an I runs in dar. But den I runs out an decides tew YOWEL at da top ob my lungs! I decides I still hungree.<br />
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Sew I complains, complains, complains an Ma gitten frustrate. Sew she put MORE fud in my bowl. I takes ONE liddl bite, an an an decides I no hungree.<br />
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Sew I yowls an yowls and I uses da litter box an yowls sum more! At dis point, Ma start tellin me ENOUGH, MARGO!!!<br />
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Well I dunno likes dat. Sew I runs on da bed an yowls. Ma lift up da cubbers agin, I runs in,, an runs out, an yowls sum more. Ma gettin mad. She know dat wen I gits like dis, I werks myself up an an an pukes an an she dunno wants me tew duz dat.<br />
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SEW, finally, she pik me up, sit in da rekliner, an holds me. Den I settles down. I jumps off ob her, runs on da bed agin, an YOWLS at da TOP ob my lungs. Ma bin frustrate.............she bin furry firm wid me......MARTO, STOP IT!!!<br />
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NEENER NEENER!<br />
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She lift up da cubbers, call me a Skallyway - sudeber dat meen. I goes under da cubbers, turns round round round an an an goes tew sleeps.<br />
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Is I reely a skallywag???<br />
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Lubs,<br />
MargoMargothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-46435581921517380162014-02-11T09:09:00.001-08:002014-02-11T09:09:23.049-08:00IT COLD COLD COLD!!!<span style="color: red;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">My gunness wut a winter it bees heer. Colder den cold! Hi temps in the -4 or lower. Low temps -10, Wind chill 15 - 30 belo zero. I sew tankful dat I bees a INDOOR kitty!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: red;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Iffin yew needs tew goes outside, yew needs to purrtek yoreself an an an bees WARM!! Yew needs a GUD hat an an an a GUD skarf!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: red;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Mazie an Hazel Lucy's Mommy make GAWJUS hats an an an skarfs for hoomans, Dey purrfeshinal made. She kroshay dem. Ma hab 2 skarf an an a hat dat she made an dey REEEELY keeps her warm! She also make BAYBEE BLANKIES!! She hab some alrede made, or yew kins chews wut color yew wants!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: red;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">An an an fur Kits an an an Pups, she make Tranquility Blankets! I has tree ob dem.............mebbe fo. I lubs tew lays on dem. She also make hat an an an collars fur us FASHIONABLE kits an an an pups! Eben Stroller Liners!! WOWIE!! She furry talented!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: red;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Yew needs tew cheks it out! Heer bees her website. Tells her dat Margo send you!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Dar bees LOTS of pikshurs of cool kits an pups warin an layin on da BEEYOOTEEFUL blakees, hats an an an collars she make! MY pikshur bees dar...........sees iffin yew kins finds me!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Pleeeez stys warm!</span></div>
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Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-45358452265172929852013-12-07T12:56:00.000-08:002013-12-07T12:56:45.217-08:00OH NOES!!! UNKIE CARL LOST HIS EEER MUFFINS!!!<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Ma bin talkin tew Ant Brenda dis mornin. Ant Brenda sed dat Unkie Carl lost his eeeer muffins!! OH NOES! Dat TERRIERABUL!! </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">See, Unkie Carl werk OUTSIDE in all kind ob wether an an an it bin SOOPER cold heer. Temp in da single digit wid wind chill belo zero - wudeber dat meen! An an an dat no gud fur Unkie Carl!! His eeers cuds gits Frosty Bite (dat meen snowman!) an an an fall off his hed! Dat wuds be TERRIORABUL!! I dunno wants Unkie Carl tew loose his eeers! He wuds luk reeeeely funnee................(snicker snicker at dat tot!). Wut in da WERLD kins I duz tew haalps him??? He reeeely need dem eeer muffins!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I NO! I NO!! I wills HUNT DOWN his eeer muffins! I a cat, an an an cats bees gud hunters (beder den doz dum houn dogs).!! I wills stalks an an an sniffs an an an FIND dem eeer muffins!!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">MA!! TAKES ME TEW UNKIE CARL'S HOUSE NOW!!! He need my haaaalps!!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Wut? WUT???? Yew meen I has tew go in da CARRIER an an an we has to ride in da CAR????? NO WAY JOSE!!!! (wudeber dat meen). I NO goin in dat carrier or in dat CAR! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!1 I HATES da car. I HATES da carrier!!!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I polygize Unkie Carl. I tew askairt tew rides in da car. But I reeeely wants tew haaaalps yew! Wut duz I duz now.........</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I NO I NO!! I wills asks Creator's Son tew sends yew a Lost an an an Found Angel! Dat angel wills haalps yew find dem eeeer muffins! </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">In da meentime, I wills send yew LOTS ob my furr! Ma bin furrymadin me an an an she hab LOTS ob my fur! Yes kins stik dat in baggies an an an stik da baggies ober yore eeeeers! My fur keep ME warm. sew it wills keeps yew warm, too........an an an yew wills bees da talk ob da town MOL MOL MOL!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Mush Lubs,</span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Margo</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">pee ess..............Unkie Carl - is dem muffins BOOBERRY MUFFINS???????? </span></span></span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-40073937713112793102013-12-04T20:40:00.000-08:002013-12-04T20:40:28.912-08:00A Christmas Purrezzie!!<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><i><b>I a furry lukee kitty! Tewda Ma git a pawkij from Deb (my Mudder -In-Loo). </b></i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><i><b>In dat pawkij been a purezzie fur me from my TROO LUB an an an Husband, Mikey! I lubs him wid all my hart!! He send me a</b></i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><i><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">MOUSIE!!!!!!! I LUBS IT! Tankee furry mush, Mikey!</span></b></i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><i><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">It little, hab 4 legs, 2 eeeeers, a tale, 2 eyes, an an an a FAT little bellie!</span></b></i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><i><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Oh MY! I sez! Dat mousie Murbidlee O-Beast! It need tew lose wate! I a noos an an an I no bout dose tings! <br /><br />I has a plan tew beets - I meen whips - I meen EGGSERSIZE dat mousie sew it lose wate! Dat inklude tale whips, sqwishies, pouncies, flyin tru da are...........</span></b></i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><i><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">An an an if dat dunno werks, I has a plan tew duz a Gas-Trik By-Puss. Dat will remoob sum ob his innerds - I MEENS FAT!!</span></b></i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><i><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Dat agunna bees a LOT ob fun - I MEENS HARD WERK fur dat Mousie!</span></b></i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><i><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">We starts dat plan tewmorro morning brite an an an eeeerleeeee!! (snicker snicker snicker snicker)!</span></b></i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><i><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Mush Lubs,</span></b></i></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><i><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Margo, R.K.N., P.T. (Purrsonal traynor)</span></b></i></span></span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-18416731388961712262013-11-18T18:47:00.000-08:002013-11-18T18:47:23.958-08:00MEEN MA<span style="color: magenta; font-size: x-large;">Boy o Boy I MAD!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Furst, Ma did gits da shot in her nee. She sed it dinno hoot, which I furry glad bout. I dunno wants Ma tew has pane!</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">MEEN MA left me alone for a LONG TIME!!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT! She leeb in d affernoon, eerly, an dinno gits bak till almos BED TIME!!! MEEN MA!!! PFFFFFFFFFT!</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">I ask her ware she bin. Well, after da shot, she an Lainy go tew Columbia. But dar bin a bad bad aksidint on da innerstate. Ma an Lainy see a UPS truk at da same time an an an sez FOLLOW DAT TRUK!!! It no ware it goin! Sew dey drive tru da kuntreeside an an an Ma sed it reeeely purrty, an an an evenshully dey gits tew Columbia.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">I asks her iffin dey STOPS da UPS truk tew asks fur direkshuns..........an an an tew sees iffin dey has a pawkij fur me............Ma sed No, an da driver hab pawkijes for Columbia, not Moberly. MEEN UPS MAN!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT MEEN MA fur not askin, anyways! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">DEN she an Lainy goes tew Hobby Lobby acuz Ma hab a *gift certificate*. Dat meen she git FREE STUFFS!!! WOWIE!! I asks her iffin she git me anytin, an an an she sed No, Hobby Lobby dunno has pet stuffs! MEEN HOBBY LOBBY!!! PFFFFFFFFFFT!!! MEEN MA fur no goin ware she kins gits me a purrezzie!!!</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">AN DEN she an Lainy goes tew has dinner at *Longhorn Steakhouse* Ma sed she hab stake, potater, salad, home made bread, an it bin delishis! Did MEEN MA bring me eben ONE TINY MORSEL ob stake???? NO!! SUPER DOOPER MEEN MA!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!! PFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!! Sheesh.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Den she go tew helth food store - I dunno wants nuttin helthee, tankee :( an an an den tew Sam's club. She dinno gits me nuttin dar, eeder.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Sheesh. I hab da MEENEST MA in da werld! POUT!</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">ut oh - Santa Clawas a comin soon............I willno git no gifties iffin I pouts............sew I will SLINKS under da bed an nobuddy kins sees me........slink slink slink slink slink slink slink slink.......p... p... p...</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Lubs, <br />Margo</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">but I trooly bees glad dat shot dinno hoot Ma! </span></span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-42794352125993414262013-11-12T11:41:00.002-08:002013-11-12T11:41:35.679-08:00It COLD heer!<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">WOWIE it cold heer! Eeerlee dis mornin it bin 22 degrees! DAT COLD!</span></span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ma hab tew goes out an an an she put sew mush clothin on she look like a Eskimoo. Sew I asks her iffin she was a goin MUSHIN wid her sled dog team...........MOL MOL MOL ROTFMOL! HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR.</span></span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ma giv me a luk........snicker snicker!</span></span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">On thoosda Ma goin tew da doc doc an an an she sed her doc doc was agunna SHOOTS her in da nee...........WUT???? Wut dat yew sez, Ma?????</span></span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">WUT? Oh - she agunna gibs yew a SHOT in da NEE. Dat no sound like fun :( But wen Ma git home I wills comfurts her. She wills bees ok.</span></span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">TOOKEY DAT no far away! TOOKEY TOOKEY TOOKEY!! </span></span></span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I LUBS TOOKEY! </span></span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Now dunno gits me rong. I lubs MIKEY a hole lot more dan TOOKEY!!</span></span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mush Lubs,</span></span></span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Margo</span></span></span></b>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-50564208205747430662013-09-23T15:13:00.002-07:002013-09-23T15:13:37.330-07:00It STILL Ma's Brifda!!<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Tewda Ma git ANNUDER Birfda Card! YIPPEE SKIPPEE! Dis has bin a grrrrrrrrrrrate Birfda fur Ma an Me! MEOWIE WOWIE!</b></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Now it bees time tew sez TANKEE FURRY MUSH tew efurryone dat send Ma an Me cards an an an gifties! It a LOOOOOOOOOOONG listie an an an we hopes we dunno miss anyone hoo sent us a card or giftie! Deez bees Catster furrends, ChemoAngel furrends, Postcard swapping friends, </b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>famblee, Swap-Bot furrends, pen pals, naybors an an an local furrends! In no purrtiklur order:</b></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Data & Geordi & Mom</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Sheba & Star & Mom</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Lily & Mom</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Jan</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Merilee</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Shelby & Layla</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Hope</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Daisy, Cali an an an Famblee</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Mary and crew</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Tania</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Georgette</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Clive, Chessie & Sinbad an Mom</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Swantje</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Patty</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Candy</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Simon, Reuben an Mom</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Tweak an Famblee</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Coach Light Crew</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Teri</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Loretta</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Julie, Mazie & Angel HL</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Teebo, Callie & Famblee</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Jim & Lucy</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Beth,</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Tami</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Cheryl</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Sheela</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Gleek, Newman, Samoa, Inky & Mom</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>TheCatintheClover</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Tigger, Rosie an Famblee</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Lydia</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Linda & Ron</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Manny</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Keri</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Yalra</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Mary C</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Don & Jerri an Kitty Famblee</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Jasper, Jillian, Jobel an Mom</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Coffee, Panda an Mom</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Aimee B</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Kacey</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Yvonne</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Lisa</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Lisa B</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Erin</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Deb & Mikey</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Diana</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Jane</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Kathleen</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Mary A</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Judy</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Penny</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>The Carolina Crew & Famblee</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Judy E</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Pat</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Donna</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Cassie</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>The Beach Crew an Famblee</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Jan A</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Debbi</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Tabitha an Famblee</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Be-Little, Baby-G an Famblee</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Kim</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Rachel</b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Nancy</b></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>phew! Dat a lot! Tankee furry mush agin!</b></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Mush Lubs, </b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b>Margo & Ma </b></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b><br /></b></span></span></span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-2269377634315713472013-09-17T09:28:00.001-07:002013-09-17T09:28:21.205-07:00MORE on Ma's Birfda<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;">I guess it still Ma's Birfda mol mol! Acuz I gots more tew tells yew!</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;">Mazie an an an Angel Hazel Lucy's Mommy make Ma a POOPL skarf! OH it BEEYOOTEEFUL an an an I jelis!! MY fabrit color bees POOPL.........an an an it Ma's fabrit color, tew. But it tew big fur me. It wills keeps Ma WARM an an an COZEE dis winter!</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;">Julie bin makin *TRANQUILITY BLANKETS* fur a long, long time. An an an collars an hats fur Kitties an an an Doggies! Yew needs tew chek out her website - but afore yew dew, I needs tew tewlls yew dat Julie bees da bestest kroshayer I nos! She trulee PURRFESSHINAL! She make only TOP KWALITY stuffs. Her stitches bees PURRFEK an an an ebrytin she make kees us furkids nice an an an KUMFEE an an an WARM!!</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;">She also make Skarf, hats, & babee blankies fur peeples! Yew canno find NUTTIN better! Sew pleeze chek her website out an an an SPERL your kitties an an an doggies an an an yorself, tew!</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1379364266049_34460" style="font-family: bookman old style, new york, times, serif; font-size: x-small;"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1379364266049_39767" style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.prettyhazel.com/tranquilityblankets.html" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1379364266049_39766" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.prettyhazel.com/tranquilityblankets.html</a></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1379364266049_34460" style="font-family: bookman old style, new york, times, serif; font-size: x-small;"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1379364266049_39767" style="font-size: large;">Mush Lubs,</span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1379364266049_34460" style="font-family: bookman old style, new york, times, serif; font-size: x-small;"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1379364266049_39767" style="font-size: large;">Margo</span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1379364266049_34460" style="font-family: bookman old style, new york, times, serif; font-size: x-small;"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1379364266049_39767" style="font-size: large;">pee ess.........Ma LUB her skarf! Tankee fur makin it fur her, Julie! </span></span> </span></span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-35904437319293693242013-09-16T19:53:00.001-07:002013-09-16T19:53:32.349-07:00Ma's Birfda #2<span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Ma git lots ob gifties fr her birfda, an an an I wanna tanks furryone hoo gab her giftie certifykits to Amzon...........</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">AMAZON??? Giftie cerfitykits to da AMAZON riber in Africa???? WUT??? Ma - yew no goin tew dat river!!! Dey gots LIONS an an an Water Buffyloos dat KILTS lions an an an croky diles an an an KING COBRAS ( I dunno wants tew meets DAT king......) an an an CHEETERS an an an leperds an anan HY-EEENAs - an an an dem HY-EEENAs bees reeeel nasty like.............</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">DUNNO GOES TEW DA AMAZON RIBER, MA!!! Acuz I NO going wid yew..........I tew askairt!!! I WILLS KLING TEW YEW MA AN WILLNO LETS YEW GO DAR!!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Wut? Amazon bees a store online - yew meens in da kumpooter???? WUT???</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">DUNNO ASKAIRTS M LIKE DAT, MA!!! Yes, I no da war yew gits my fud..........but I tot it frum Africa...........um........(</span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">blush)</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">enewa (blush blush blush)</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">TANKEE FURRY MUSH tew efurryone hoo gib Ma a certifykit from dat ONLINE STORE Amazon.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Mush Lubs,</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Margo</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">pee ess......I sew releeb!</span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-90035728106404435272013-09-15T10:55:00.001-07:002013-09-15T10:55:53.379-07:00Happee Birfda, Ma!<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">Ma hab a birfda las Monda. Yep. She turn 55. WOW, Ma - dat OLD! Yew almos a ANTEEK!!! Sheesh. It bin a gud day fur us acuz</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif;">I GIT A BIRFDA PURREZZIE ON MA'S BIRFDA!!!!! WOWIE!! I got a *Nap Spot* frum acatintheclover.com !! It a Hello Kitty- WAITS A MINIT???? Duz I no dis kitty? Why it saying hello???? Duz I needs tew sez hello tew it??? Anyway it bees a round blankee wid catnip in it........sniff Sniff </span></span></span><span style="font-size: large;">SNiff <span style="color: red;">SNIFf SNIFF <span style="color: blue;">SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"><span style="color: blue;">ALARM ALARM!! GIT REDDY TEW ATTAKS!! Eeeeeers bak, eyes like sawsers, tale in FULL BLOOM......reddy.......sets.......</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"><span style="color: blue;">ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"><span style="color: blue;">Under da kishen table in out in out in out up down up down ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM sniff sniff sniff SNIFFFFFFFF ZOOMIE!! On da coush bak an for bak an for bak an for STOPS!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"><span style="color: blue;">Wow dat gud................. I eggzawsted now. I tinks I agunna takes a nap on my *Nap Spot*.........I no I agunna has gud dreems..........sniff sniff sniffzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"><span style="color: blue;">Lush Mubs,</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"><span style="color: blue;">Margo</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"><span style="color: blue;">tew bees continyew......................... </span></span></span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-87226969431410962022013-09-05T14:06:00.000-07:002013-09-05T14:06:34.113-07:00I JELIS!!!!Meen Ma went out twice teda. Once she went swimming. I no acuz she come home wet an an an she stink like kloreen.<br />
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Den she go out agin. Wen she come home, I smells a DOG!! She hab a DOG on her lap!!! MEEN MA!! I gits on her an an an I smells an smells an smells her,<br />
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She hab da NERB tew tells me dat dis dog a *Bichon Frise* name Popcorn. Wut a DUM name! Well, den agin, it a dog fur gunnes sake. An an an dis dum dog sit on her lap fur a HOUR!!!<br />
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I SEW JELIS I AGUNNA PUKES!!! MEEN MA!!! I sew uset!!!<br />
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Den dar bees a nok on da door! It Connie, da manager, heer tew duz a *Inspection*. Well, first ting Connie duz is talk tew me an pets me! I reeely liks Connie (an rite now I likes her beder dan MA!) Ob kors Ma pass *Inspection* wid no problem an Connie pet me more!<br />
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Jus wen she leeb, Ma ask me iffin I bees hungree..........an an an she feed me. Gud ting she did.........<br />
um..........I canno bees mad at MEEN MA acuz she feed me delishis fud................<br />
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Lubs,<br />
MargoMargothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-26170906897317360492013-09-04T17:02:00.001-07:002013-09-04T17:02:53.324-07:00I Embarss Ma agin (snicker snicker)<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Tewda bees wensda. Da day dat Ma's noos, Marie come. I lubs Marie. She hab a reely hi voic, she talk tew me an an an pet me! Sew I gits eggsited wen she come!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Well, she come wen I bin in da ltter boks doing a job........I furgot wut I bin doin an an an RACE out ob da boks an an an runs to greets her.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Well.......da job I bin doin kinda fell on da floor...........it a BIG BIG one........</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sew I talks tew Marie an an an she talk tew me an an an pets me! I gibs her sum lubs!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ma git up wen Marie leebin, an an an DAR in da MIDDLE ob da hallway...........was my BIG BIG JOB!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ma put her hed in her hands an an an sez OH NO, not again, MARGO!!!! She polygize tew Marie. Marie tink it funnee. Ma, not sew mush.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Well, evryone no dat wen dey comes tew Ma's house, dey comes tew seew ME!! I da IMPOTENT purrson heer! Sumtimes I gits carry away..............(snicker snicker)</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Lubs,</span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Margo </span></span></span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-31069236562908349962013-09-02T10:15:00.001-07:002013-09-02T10:15:38.753-07:00Mooooooooooooooooo!<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Moooooooooo. MOoooooooooooooo! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hurries up, Ma - I has a harbull!</span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Ma skoop me up an an an deposit me in da baffroom an an an I promtly deposits a harbull. MOOOO! MEOW!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Tankee furry mush, Ma! I feels sew mush beder now! Yew kinds goes ahed an an an kleens it up now!</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Mush Lubs,</span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Margo </span></span></span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-36879002694621392862013-08-26T11:39:00.001-07:002013-08-26T11:39:23.464-07:00Wut sew funnee bout dat?<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Ma bin talkin tew Ant Brenda. Den I heers de bot caklin like hens. Wut sew funnee, Ma?</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;"></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Sew Ma luk at me an an says 'Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny got arrested?'</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;"></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Wut? Hoo da *Nrrjyzrr Bunny*? Iz I apposta no him?</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Dem Ma sez ' He was charged with battery!' an an an dey bot start kaklin agin.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">WUT??? I dunno unnerstands..........I lose sumtin heer.......... I neber herd ob a bunny bein arrested............</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">I KONFOOS!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Lubs,</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Margo</span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-30393004910438194522013-08-08T20:57:00.002-07:002013-08-08T20:57:26.619-07:00sew wut<span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Tewda bees thursda. Sew wut.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Tewda it no hot, it nice. Sew wut</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Ma's nos come tewda. Sew wut</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Ma get erl an an an transmishin flooid change in her van. Sew Wut.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Ma bin gone tew long. (MEEN MA) Sew Wut</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Ma pet a DOG (MEEN MA) Sew Wut</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">I sleep on my throne. Sew Wut</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Ma dinno gits no male tewda. Sew Wut</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">I got tree cases ob Friskies Tookey & Cheeeeez can food tewda. MEOWIE WOWIE!! YIPPEE SKIPPEE!! HAPPY DANCE HAPPY DANCE ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOOOOOOM!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Sew Wut.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Lubs,</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Margo</span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-74399333421658435172013-07-10T07:47:00.000-07:002013-07-10T07:47:38.712-07:00I Bees FURROSHIS!!!!!<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Las nite I bin in a mood. I walk intew da libin room an an an dar bin dat red mousie wid dat crinkle tale. It look at me crosseye, an I DUNNO TOLERATES NO crosseye look frum NO MOUSIE! Dat make me MAD!!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Sew I croush down, puts my eeeers bak, my eyes gits intew slits, my tale to strate out, an an an I makes a furry low growl.....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRROOAAAARRRRRRRR POUNCE SMAK KIK SMAK CHOMP bite bite bite bite kik kik kik SMAK!!! an an an it go flyin across da room.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Sew I stalks it. Reeeeel quiet, I croush down an slink slink slink under da kishen table.......eeeers bak, tale out an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Kik KIK SMAK ZOOOOOOOOOOOM! I AGUNNA GITS YEW, YEW DUM MOUSIE!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">An I races round da housie kiltin dat mousie!! KIK KIK KIK KIK CHOMP BITE BITE BITE BITE</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">ptui Off come its tale!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">I KILT IT ! I KILT IT!! Dat mousie dunno has no more tale. It ded.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">I SEW furroshis! Mousies ebryware beder bees terriorified ob me! I da Shampion Mousie Kilter!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Lubs,</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Margo</span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-48019295021751133882013-07-03T19:41:00.000-07:002013-07-03T19:41:34.705-07:00Happee 4 ob Jooooly!!<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Happee Birfda America!! Ma an I wishies all ob our furrends a wonnerful an an an safe day!</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">DUNNO TELLS NO KITTY, but DDB bees reely askairt ob dem firekrakers. Ma put him in da baffroom. He furry nerbis, poor ting. I tol Ma I kuds haaaalps him an an an takes him out ob his mizree....I MEENS KEEPS HIM KUMPNEE AN AN AN bites him I MEENS KUDDLES HIM!!! Meen Ma sed NO!</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">I lern sumtin noo tewda. yew no dem big farm animals wid a mane an an an tale an an an dey wares a bridal tingy in dar mouf??? I canno say dat werd...........hoooorshei..........um um hooooooooooos - well yew no wut I meen.</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">I found out tewday dat dey got LITTLE ONES call PONIES!!! I kins say dat werd! PONY PONY PONY PONY!!! Wheeeeeee!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">MA I WANTS A PONY TEW RIDES! NOW!!! Dey smaller an an an no so hi up!</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Mazie's Mommy sed dey habin PONY RIDE ware she lib. MA!!!LETS GO TO MAZIE;S HOUSE NOW!! We kins all rides dem PONIES!!! GIDDYUP PONY!!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">WUT???? Mazie lib tew far away????? We canno git dar in a few minits????? *RATS!*</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Mazie kin yew sends us a PONY???? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez???</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Mush Lubs,</span><br />
<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Margo</span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-18946088727235255472013-06-15T19:27:00.000-07:002013-06-15T19:27:49.609-07:00Ant Brenda an an an Unkie Carl comes fur a visit!!!<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">nok nok nok on da front door. Ma open it an an an it bees ANT BRENDA an an an UNKIE CARL!!! I SEW eggsited dey comes tew sees me!</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">I gits on Ant Brenda's lap an an an purrrrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Den I gets on Unkie Carls lap an an an an PURRRRR PURRRRRRR PURRRRRR! I lubs dem SEW MUSH!!!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Unkie Carl bring bif meet tew Ma. Unkie Carl sed dat someone ware he werk slotter a cow an an an sell da bif tew co-werkers .......WUT???? Yew has tew KILT a cow tew eets bif????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Dat MEEN!! Dunno kilts no cow!! MA!!! Dat terrierabull...........(skyooz me no pun intend)</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">I furry upset! I WILLNO EETS BIF!!! I agunna goes on STRIKE!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT.</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Lubs,</span><br />
<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Margo</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">pee ess It ok tew kilts an an an eets shiken an an an tookey- acuz dey onlee DUM BIRDS!!!!</span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-53182028062337383502013-06-07T20:57:00.001-07:002013-06-07T20:57:05.641-07:00GOES AWAY HEIDI DUM DOG!!<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">I bin sleepin in my fishy bed. All ob a sudden I heers 'OH WHAT A PRETTY KITTY' an an an den SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF...........</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">GITS OFF MY BAK PATEEO DUM HEIDI!! RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">She go away but I dunno likes her! She git me all ajytated an an an I pace bak an for an bak an for an bak an for. My hare bin all fluff out. I DUNNO LIKES DUM HEIDE!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">I getting sew upset dat Ma pik me up an an an bring me intew da bedroom eben do I PROTEST!! NO, MA!!! DUNNO PIKS ME UP!!RRRRRRRRRRRRR *MARGO, settle DOWN*</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT!! Heidi I agunna smaks yore mouf neks time yew comes ontew MY BAK PATEEO!! YEW NO WELKUM HEER! DUM DOG!</span><br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta; font-size: x-large;">POUT!!</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Lubs,</span></strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Margo, R.K.N., O.G.G.</span></strong>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-68639953626826977722013-05-29T09:48:00.000-07:002013-05-29T09:48:27.541-07:00I embarss Ma<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Tewda I bin in da litter box wen nok nok nok an an an noos Marie came in. She no Ma's reglar noos, but I lubs her almos as mush as I lubs Ant Peggy! She bring a stoodent noos wid her, tew!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">I gits sew eggsited dat I JUMPS out ob da litter box an runs down da hallway tew greets dem...............an an an I left a trale ob poopies on da way! I cudno haaaaalps it! I bin sew eggsited tew sees Marie!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Ma dinno see dis until she had tew gits sumtin in da baffroom. She sez tew Marie 'Is this what I think it is'??? an an an Marie sez 'Yep!' Ma hang her hed an an an dey all starts laffin.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">I gibs Ma a dirtee luk. Sew WUT!! I feels gud, I gots LUBS, an an an it no hard tew cleen! Silly Ma!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Mush Lubs,</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Margo hoo also bees a R.K. N. (Registered Kitty Nurse)</span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-73447558477755808002013-05-27T17:59:00.001-07:002013-05-27T17:59:06.987-07:00STORMS KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Hello kitty furrends! I has tew bees hones wid yew. But DUNNO TELLS NO KITTY wut I agunna sez. We hab thunderstorm tewda. No bad, really, but it make me nerbis acuz litenin struk reeeeel close an an an it LOUDER den enetin I eber herd!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">DDB got reeeely askairt wen dat happen! He skreem an an an fly all ober da kaj in a panik. I feel sorree fur him. He REEEELY askairt! Meen Ma wouldn't let me kumfurt him. I was agunna puts my paws round his nek - I meens AROUND him - an an an bites - I MEENS KUMFURT him!!! Meen Ma sed NO :( But I reely did feels sorree fur him.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">We apposta gits bad storms all week. Guess dat meen DDB wills be libin in da baffroom tew keeps him calm durin da storms.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">I has Ma an an an I kuddles wid her wen I bees askairt. Speshilly wen da storm hab ROKS in it. I HATES STORMS DAT HAS ROKS IN IT!!! Dat terrierize me :(</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Sew, efurrykitty an an an famblee stays safe dis week. Ma an I always purrays wen we seez bad wether waches in da nashun.</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Mush Lubs,</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">Margo</span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-61384544087200710412013-05-17T13:09:00.000-07:002013-05-17T13:09:05.895-07:00OH NOES!!! GIMME MY RUGS BAK!!!<span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">I bin mindin my own bizness yesserda an an an all ob a sudden, Virginia (Ma's aid) take out MY RUGS!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MEEEEEEYOWOOOOOOOO!! GIMME MY RUGS BAK :(</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT!!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">an DEN she take my blankees off my throne! PFFFFFT!! Wut yew DOIN, Virginia???? RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">An I pace an pace an pace :( POUT POUT POUT!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Ma pik me up an put me on her lap. NO!! I DUNNO WANTS YORE LAP!! I wants my RUGS an an an my BLANKEESS!!!! I sew unhappee :(</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Den I runs intew da bedroom an an an gits under da cubbers an an an I sez tew myself dat I agunna BITES any hand dat TUCH MY CUBBERS!!!!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Sew I curls up an waits...........nobuddy tuch da cubbers sew I takes a long nap! I canno handles sush stress :(</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Wen I wakes up, I goes intew da libbin room, an an an DAR BEES MY RUGS AN AN AN MY BLANKEES!! All kleen......sew I rubs an rubs an rubs all ober dem. Now dey jus fine. Sheesh. Wut I has tew puts up wid :(</span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Lubs,</span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Margo</span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-4775592171091859662013-05-13T09:05:00.001-07:002013-05-13T09:05:25.328-07:00IBM<span style="color: blue; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif; font-size: large;">Yep. IBM. I BEES MAD!!! PFFFFFFFFFTTT!!! I slinkin round da hous grumblin. DUNNO LUKS AT ME, MA!! Dunno sits dare, MA! An an an wudeber yew dew, Ma, DUNNO SINGS TEW ME!!!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS; font-size: large;">grump grump grump grump.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS; font-size: large;">I SEES YEW, MOUSIE!!! LUKS OUT. Dunno makes no FUNNEE FACE at me! I wills TEECH yew!!!!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS; font-size: large;">RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR smak smak smak smak BITE BITE KIK KIK KIK BITE BITE S M A C K !!!!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS; font-size: large;">Yew aint seen nuttin yet MOUSIE!!! an an I croush down reeeel low, puts my eeeeers waaaaaaaaay bak, my eyes makes narro slits an an an </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS; font-size: large;">RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR POUNCE!! Smak smak smak smak smak KIK KIK KIK KIK BITE BITE BITE <span style="font-size: x-large;">CHOMP!!!</span><span style="font-size: large;"> Off come its tale!!!</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS; font-size: large;">I KILT IT!! I KILT da MOUSIE!! I sew strong an an an sew BRAVE!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS; font-size: large;">Dar. I feels mush beder now. I wants on yore lap, Ma!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS; font-size: large;">Lubs,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: Trebuchet MS; font-size: large;">Margo</span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-29340915458632708002013-05-08T13:51:00.001-07:002013-05-08T13:51:49.708-07:00I A GUD NOOS KIT"TY!!!<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Ma no habin a gud day. Nope. Bot ub us hootin acuz ob da wether. Ma dinno eeets dat gud, eeder.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">She lay down tew takes a nap an an an an I has tew wakes her up. SMAK SMAK SMAK SMAK lik lik lik lik STOMP STOMP STOMP WAKES UP RITE NOW MA!!!!! WAKES UP MA!!!!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">She finally wake up an an an chek her blud shugrrrr. It tew low! I bees a GUD NOOS! I makes shur dat Ma dinno goes bye bye. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">I LUBS MY MA WID ALL MY HART!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Lubs,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">Margo, R.K. N.</span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5903352825544760567.post-2761493007749664142013-04-28T13:58:00.001-07:002013-04-28T13:58:56.655-07:00WOWIE!!! KARPIT!!!!<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;">WOWIE an an an like Ma sez, YIPEE SKIPEE!! Dar bees KARPIT in da libin room!! It brown an an an it purrtee!! An an an I kins jumps on my throne an an an da coush easy now!. It soft an an an feels gud on my futs!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">It MINE, sew I has tew makes sure dat it hab my sent all ober it! Frum one end tew da udder!!! MINE MINE MINE!!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">Lubs,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">Margo</span>Margothecathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13336146292107200146noreply@blogger.com1