Sunday, February 23, 2014

I Bees a Skallywag..............wut dat?????

Meen Ma sed I bees a *skallywag*  WUT DAT MEEN MEEN MA????

See, I bin hungree sew I asks tew bees fed. Ma fed me. It weren't nuff, sew I asks fur more. Sew she gib me more. I  STILL not full, sew I complains an complains. Ma tell me DAT NUFF complainin.

Sew I runs on da bed and yowls tew goes under da cubbers. ma lift up da ccubbers an I runs in dar. But den I runs out an decides tew YOWEL at da top ob my lungs! I decides I still hungree.

Sew I complains, complains, complains an Ma gitten frustrate. Sew she put MORE fud in my bowl. I takes ONE liddl bite, an an an decides I no hungree.

Sew I yowls an yowls and I uses da litter box an yowls sum more! At dis point, Ma start tellin me ENOUGH, MARGO!!!

Well I dunno likes dat. Sew I runs on da bed an yowls. Ma lift up da cubbers agin, I runs in,, an runs out, an yowls sum more. Ma gettin mad. She know dat wen I gits like dis, I werks myself up an an an pukes an an she dunno wants me tew duz dat.

SEW, finally, she pik me up, sit in da rekliner, an holds me. Den I settles down. I jumps off ob her, runs on da bed agin, an YOWLS at da TOP ob my lungs. Ma bin frustrate.............she bin furry firm wid me......MARTO, STOP IT!!!


She lift up da cubbers, call me a Skallyway - sudeber dat meen. I goes under da cubbers, turns round round round an an an goes tew sleeps.

Is I reely a skallywag???


Tuesday, February 11, 2014


My gunness wut a winter it bees heer. Colder den cold! Hi temps in the -4 or lower. Low temps -10, Wind chill 15 - 30 belo zero. I sew tankful dat I bees a INDOOR kitty!

Iffin yew needs tew goes outside, yew needs to purrtek yoreself an an an bees WARM!! Yew needs a GUD hat an an an a GUD skarf!

Mazie an Hazel Lucy's Mommy make GAWJUS hats an an an skarfs for hoomans, Dey purrfeshinal made. She kroshay dem. Ma hab 2 skarf an an a hat dat she made an dey REEEELY keeps her warm! She also make BAYBEE BLANKIES!! She hab some alrede made, or yew kins chews wut color yew wants!

An an an fur Kits an an an Pups, she make Tranquility Blankets! I has tree ob dem.............mebbe fo. I lubs tew lays on dem. She also make hat an an an collars fur us FASHIONABLE kits an an an pups! Eben Stroller Liners!! WOWIE!! She furry talented!

Yew needs tew cheks it out! Heer bees her website. Tells her dat Margo send you!

Hazel Lucy's Tranquility Blankets
Dar bees LOTS of pikshurs of cool kits an pups warin an layin on da BEEYOOTEEFUL blakees, hats an an an collars she make! MY pikshur bees dar...........sees iffin yew kins finds me!
Pleeeez stys warm!
Mush Lubs,

Saturday, December 7, 2013


Ma bin talkin tew Ant Brenda dis mornin. Ant Brenda sed dat Unkie Carl lost his eeeer muffins!! OH NOES! Dat TERRIERABUL!!  

See, Unkie Carl werk OUTSIDE in all kind ob wether an an an it bin SOOPER cold heer. Temp in da single digit wid wind chill belo zero - wudeber dat meen! An an an dat no  gud fur Unkie Carl!! His eeers cuds gits Frosty Bite (dat meen snowman!) an an an fall off his hed! Dat wuds be TERRIORABUL!! I dunno wants Unkie Carl tew loose his eeers! He wuds luk reeeeely funnee................(snicker snicker at dat tot!). Wut in da WERLD kins I duz tew haalps him??? He reeeely need dem eeer muffins!

I NO! I NO!! I wills HUNT DOWN his eeer muffins! I a cat, an an an cats bees gud hunters (beder den doz dum houn dogs).!! I wills stalks an an an sniffs an an an FIND dem eeer muffins!!

MA!! TAKES ME TEW UNKIE CARL'S HOUSE NOW!!! He need my haaaalps!!

Wut? WUT???? Yew meen I has tew go in da CARRIER an an an we has to ride in da CAR????? NO WAY JOSE!!!! (wudeber dat meen). I NO goin in dat carrier or in dat CAR! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!1 I HATES da car. I HATES da carrier!!!

I polygize Unkie Carl. I tew askairt tew rides in da car. But I reeeely wants tew haaaalps yew!  Wut duz I duz now.........

I NO I NO!! I wills asks Creator's Son tew sends yew a Lost an an an Found Angel! Dat angel wills haalps yew find dem eeeer muffins! 

In da meentime, I wills send yew LOTS ob my furr! Ma bin furrymadin me an an an she hab LOTS ob my fur! Yes kins stik dat in baggies an an an stik da baggies ober yore eeeeers! My fur keep ME warm. sew it wills keeps yew warm, an an yew wills bees da talk ob da town MOL MOL MOL!

Mush Lubs,

pee ess..............Unkie Carl - is dem muffins BOOBERRY MUFFINS????????

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

A Christmas Purrezzie!!

I a furry lukee kitty! Tewda Ma git a pawkij from Deb (my  Mudder -In-Loo). 

In dat pawkij been a purezzie fur me from my TROO LUB an an an Husband, Mikey! I lubs him wid all my hart!! He send me a

MOUSIE!!!!!!! I LUBS IT! Tankee furry mush, Mikey!

It little, hab 4 legs, 2 eeeeers, a tale, 2 eyes, an an an a FAT little bellie!

Oh MY! I sez! Dat mousie Murbidlee O-Beast! It need tew lose wate! I a noos an an an I no bout dose tings!

I has a plan tew beets - I meen whips - I meen EGGSERSIZE dat mousie sew it lose wate! Dat inklude tale whips,  sqwishies, pouncies, flyin tru da are...........

An an an if dat dunno werks, I has a plan tew duz a Gas-Trik By-Puss. Dat will remoob sum ob his innerds - I MEENS FAT!!

Dat agunna bees a LOT ob fun -  I MEENS HARD WERK fur dat Mousie!

We starts dat plan tewmorro morning brite an an an eeeerleeeee!! (snicker snicker snicker snicker)!

Mush Lubs,
Margo, R.K.N., P.T. (Purrsonal traynor)

Monday, November 18, 2013



Furst, Ma did gits da shot in her nee. She sed it dinno hoot, which I furry glad bout. I dunno wants Ma tew has pane!

MEEN MA left me alone for a LONG TIME!!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT! She leeb in d affernoon, eerly, an dinno gits bak till almos BED TIME!!! MEEN MA!!! PFFFFFFFFFT!

I ask her ware she bin. Well, after da shot, she an Lainy go tew Columbia. But dar bin a bad bad aksidint on da innerstate. Ma an Lainy see a UPS truk at da same time an an an sez FOLLOW DAT TRUK!!! It no ware it goin! Sew dey drive tru da kuntreeside an an an Ma sed it reeeely purrty, an an an evenshully dey gits tew Columbia.

I asks her iffin dey STOPS da UPS truk tew asks fur an an tew sees iffin dey has a pawkij fur me............Ma sed No, an da driver hab pawkijes for Columbia, not Moberly. MEEN UPS MAN!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT  MEEN MA fur not askin, anyways! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!

DEN she an Lainy goes tew Hobby Lobby acuz Ma hab a *gift certificate*. Dat meen she git FREE STUFFS!!! WOWIE!! I asks her iffin she git me anytin, an an an she sed No, Hobby Lobby dunno has pet stuffs! MEEN HOBBY LOBBY!!! PFFFFFFFFFFT!!! MEEN MA fur no goin ware she kins gits me a purrezzie!!!

AN DEN she an Lainy goes tew has dinner at *Longhorn Steakhouse* Ma sed she hab stake, potater, salad, home made bread, an it bin delishis! Did MEEN MA bring me eben ONE TINY MORSEL ob stake???? NO!! SUPER DOOPER MEEN MA!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!! PFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!! Sheesh.

Den she go tew helth food store - I dunno wants nuttin helthee, tankee :(  an an an den tew Sam's club. She dinno gits me nuttin dar, eeder.

Sheesh. I hab da MEENEST MA in da werld! POUT!

ut oh - Santa Clawas a comin soon............I willno git no gifties iffin I I will SLINKS under da bed an nobuddy kins sees me........slink slink slink slink slink slink slink slink.......p... p... p...


but I trooly bees glad dat shot dinno hoot Ma!

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

It COLD heer!

WOWIE it cold heer! Eeerlee dis mornin it bin 22 degrees! DAT COLD!

Ma hab tew goes out an an an she put sew mush clothin on she look like a Eskimoo. Sew I asks her iffin she was a goin MUSHIN wid her sled dog team...........MOL MOL MOL ROTFMOL! HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR.

Ma giv me a luk........snicker snicker!

On thoosda Ma goin tew da doc doc an an an she sed her doc doc was agunna SHOOTS her in da nee...........WUT???? Wut dat yew sez, Ma?????

WUT? Oh - she agunna gibs yew a SHOT in da NEE. Dat no sound like fun :( But wen Ma git home I wills comfurts her. She wills bees ok.


Now dunno gits me rong. I lubs MIKEY a hole lot more dan TOOKEY!!

Mush Lubs,

Monday, September 23, 2013

It STILL Ma's Brifda!!

Tewda Ma git ANNUDER Birfda Card! YIPPEE SKIPPEE! Dis has bin a grrrrrrrrrrrate Birfda fur Ma an Me! MEOWIE WOWIE!

Now it bees time tew sez TANKEE FURRY MUSH tew efurryone dat send Ma an Me cards an an an gifties! It a LOOOOOOOOOOONG listie an an an we hopes we dunno miss anyone hoo sent us a card or giftie! Deez bees Catster furrends, ChemoAngel furrends, Postcard swapping friends, 
famblee, Swap-Bot furrends, pen pals, naybors an an an local furrends!  In no purrtiklur order:

Data & Geordi & Mom
Sheba & Star & Mom
Lily & Mom
Shelby & Layla
Daisy, Cali an an an Famblee
Mary and crew
Clive, Chessie & Sinbad an Mom
Simon, Reuben an Mom
Tweak an Famblee
Coach Light Crew
Julie, Mazie & Angel HL
Teebo, Callie & Famblee
Jim & Lucy
Gleek, Newman, Samoa, Inky & Mom
Tigger, Rosie an Famblee
Linda & Ron
Mary C
Don & Jerri an Kitty Famblee
Jasper, Jillian, Jobel an Mom
Coffee, Panda an Mom
Aimee B
Lisa B
Deb & Mikey
Mary A
The Carolina Crew & Famblee
Judy E
The Beach Crew an Famblee
Jan A
Tabitha an Famblee
Be-Little, Baby-G an Famblee

phew! Dat a lot! Tankee furry mush agin!

Mush Lubs, 
Margo & Ma