MEOWIE

Hey Effuryone!

It me.........I dinno runs away. I bin takin care ob Ma. She bin takin care ob me. Dat gud. I likes my drinkwell. Dat gud. I has a noo doggie furrend name Marti. Dat gud. He lib in Florida. Dat gud. We apposta gits rain tewda. Dat gud. DDB gib me a hedake. Dat NO gud :(

He LUB his spoon toy. He git reeely rowdy wid it. He swing on it, CHEE CHEE CHEE. He beak da beeds on it CHEE CHEE CHEE. He ring da bell ober and ober. CHEE CHEE CHEE. He take da bell an pull it up tew da top ob da kaj (luks out below........!) an an an let it go. CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE!!!!! It make him happee but it gib me a hedake. grumble grumble.

MA!  DDB need a MUZZLE on his beek!!

Lubs,
Margo

Ma hab a TALE ROTFMOL MOL MOL

Ma sew funnee! She gettin undress an an an her bra pop an flip an it git stuk in her undies an an an SHE HAB A TALE!!!! MOL MOL MOL ROTFMOL!! She cudno git it off her undies! MOL MOL MOL!

Sew I teeezez her an an an I swats at dat bra. Duz Ma no how dum she luk??? HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR hic hic hic MOL MOL hic hic hic MOL ROTFMOL! Dat a gud one, Ma!

Ma grumpin an tryin tew gits it off an dat make me eben sillier.........sew I GRABS it an YANKS an an an riiiiiiiiiip.........off it come!

I haaaalps yew, Ma! yew dunno has a tale no more!!

Lubs,
Margo

I has a Foontin

Da udder day dis B I G box arrib at da frunt door. Ma tell me dat dis box fur ME!! WOWIE I sez! It reeeeely B I G ! ! !  Dat meens LOTS ob TOYS or LOTS ob FOODS!! HURRIES, Ma - opens it up NOW!!! I impashint!!

Sew Ma open da box - nooooooooooo toys.....*RATS!*  nooooooooo foods.......*RATS!* Nope. Den I seez a bowl. How eggsitin.........NOT!! *RATS!* I dunno needs annuder bowl.

Den dar bin a liddl tower wid a arm. Ok I tinks.....dat interestin.

Ma kleen it up, fills it wid water an I gibs her a funnee luk. Den she plug it in an an an all ob a sudden, dat bowl become a FOONTIN!! Da water drip off da arm intew da bowl!

OH! Dat interestin I tinks. Sew, I goes tew inspeks. I takes a liddl drink. WOWIE! Dis water taste GUD!! Hmmmmmmmmm an an an I drinks sum more. I decides dat I LIKES dis foontin. Now I has runnin water all da time an an an I dunno has tew wakes up Ma at 4am fur a drink frum da shower hosie. Fresh, filter water. LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP!

Ma sed she furry happee acuz I drinkin more den I usta drinks. She sed she know acuz I pee more in da litter box *BLUSH* sheesh I embarrs myself :(

Sew Ma happe, and I happee. DDB cudno cares. He ignorinit. Dat a form of ignore. Dat acuz he dum.

Lubs,
a well watered Margo
an
a happee Ma
an
a truly dum bird!

WOWIE!!!

NOK NOK NOK NOK NOK! Ma git up an anser da door. Hoo dat? I asks. All ob a sudden, deez KIDS an an 2 big peeps comes in da door! Hey Ma - yew no all deez peeps an an an kids???????

I had tew inspeks all ob dem. Lots ob diffrint smells! Dar dis liddl gurl, Ayla. She bout 4 yeers old. She SEW sweet an an an I lubs her SEW mush! I gibs her kissies on her leg an an an she pet pet pet me! I talks tew her an an an she smile! MA!! Kins I KEEPS Ayla??? I lubs her!

Da big man pet me, too! He talk tew me. Now I has LOTS ob noo furrends! WOWIE!! I sew eggsited!

It make Ma furry happee, tew! She git a bag of froot, inkludin a banananananana! I no she like banananananas! Dat furry totful ob dem.

Wut a grate day! I eggzawsted now! I agunna takes me a nap an an an dreems bout me an Ayla!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

I bees in trubbles agin.......(no da same kind)

I has a lot ob jobs tew do, yew no. I bees Ma's full time noos, ob kors. An an an I keeps her companee. We bin wachin da Olympiks. GO USA GO USA!! USA hab LOTS ob MEDALS!! Ways tew go afleeeets!!

Sumtime I dunno unnerstans zaklee wut dem afleeeets bees doin. An an an I canno figgrrrr out why sum ob dem lift hevy bars wid donuts on da end. Snatch an Jerk. Dat sound jus horrybull!!

Furgib me...I digress................MOL!

Eneways, annuder job I has is Male Inspektor. Ma get male ebry day. She git posty kards, letters, pakajis, an an an stuffs like dat. An an an sumtime dar bees a letter or pakij fur ME!! An I lets Ma no iffin da letter or pakij bin neer a dog or cat. Speshilly a cat. Speshilly iffin it bees from my troo lub an an an husband, Mikey :) *blush* I dunno likes it iffin it smell like smoke. YUK!

Sew tewday I haaaaaalps ma an I inspeks her male. Posty Card from Israel. Furry nice!! Posty Card from Canada - a butterfly!! Furry nice! Letter frum a pen pal. Ma like dat.

Den dar bin dis pakij. Ma git da sizzors an cut it open. All ob a sudden dis BEEYOOTEEFUL, soft,  TEMPTIN peec ob LACE fall out......an an an afore Ma kins eben sees it, I practize my OLYMPIC SKILL of *SNATCH AN RUN*!! I grab dat lace acuz it MINE an an an I RUNS!!

Onto my throne, under da peeano bench, underoverunderober da rungs ob da kishen chares (Ma git up an sez *MARGO! What in the world do you have??* an an an I dunno ansers her!) She start tew chase me an an an I runs FASTER (I a gud sprinter!). I dashes intew da bedroom an an an jus afore I gits under da bed, Ma grab my tale (DUNNO TUCH MY TALE!!)!! I turns around tew smaks her an an an she SNATCH dat lace frum me!!! MEEN MA!!! MEEN, MEEN MA!!

MEEEEEEYOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GIMME MY LACE BAK!!! IT MINE MINE MINE!!! MEEN MA put dat peec ob BEEYOOTEEFUL, soft, temptin (an delishis) lace in her drawer. MEEN MA!!!!

Sew I pouts an pouts an pouts an sits by dat drawer. Ma luk at me an shakes her hed. She sed sumtin bout steelin frum her. Sew I tells her I dinno STEELS it, I SNATCH it!!! Meen Ma!

Lubs,
Margo

UT OH............I bees in TRUBBLES.......

Dar bees dis kord in da baffroom an an an bedroom. An an an I likes tew plays wid it. Ma always YELL at me tew *don't touch that, Margo!!*  MEEN MA!!

Sew, wen Ma wasn't lukin, I plays wid dat kord an an an I gits wild an an an I YANKS on it reel hard. I plays sum more an den goes in tew bees wid ma.

All ob a sudden NOK NOK NOK NOK Miss Garcia are you OK?? Ma git dis funnee luk on her face an an an she anser da door, an an an dar bees sum nabors an an an da PAWLEES!!!

I tinks - OMYGUDNESS WUT did MA DUZ?? Is she agunna bees arrest???????? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPSS!!

Ma talk tew dem an an an den she gib ME a luk.......an an an I tinks OH NOES  - DEY AGUNNA ARREST ME?? Wut did I duz rong?????

Ma tell dem dat she ok. Dey she sez MY name......an an an giv me annuder luk..........ut oh............I in trubbles............

Ma shut da door an she luk at me REEEEL MEEEEEN! Sew I runs under da bed. She sit on da bed an an an tell me dat I bees in trubbles fur pullin dat kord.........dat why da pawlees come............an an an I beder no do dat agin.........

BUT I DINNO DUZ NUTTIN, MA............... sheesh

Lubs,
Margo

From Ma's point of view.......

It was 3am and I hear this noise......bang bang bang bang bang!! It didn't sound like it was someone knocking at the door, so I got out of bed, and there in the bathroom, in the shower stall, Margo was banging the shower hose around because she wanted a drink of water!!!

I thought it was quite funny, actually, but I didn't appreciate getting up in the middle of the night to do that when she had just taken a drink before we went to bed!

I ordered a small drinkwell. I don't know where I am going to put it, but I am not willing to turn on the shower at 3am! She absolutely refuses to drink out of a bowl or cup.

I know, I know.........she has me tightly wrapped around her 3 little paws........... and I still love her to pieces :)

Love,
Ma

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MA!!!! Why duz yew INSISTSTSTSTSTSTS on embarss me like dis????? Sheesh!

Lubs,
Margo