UT OH............I bees in TRUBBLES.......

Dar bees dis kord in da baffroom an an an bedroom. An an an I likes tew plays wid it. Ma always YELL at me tew *don't touch that, Margo!!*  MEEN MA!!

Sew, wen Ma wasn't lukin, I plays wid dat kord an an an I gits wild an an an I YANKS on it reel hard. I plays sum more an den goes in tew bees wid ma.

All ob a sudden NOK NOK NOK NOK Miss Garcia are you OK?? Ma git dis funnee luk on her face an an an she anser da door, an an an dar bees sum nabors an an an da PAWLEES!!!

I tinks - OMYGUDNESS WUT did MA DUZ?? Is she agunna bees arrest???????? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPSS!!

Ma talk tew dem an an an den she gib ME a luk.......an an an I tinks OH NOES  - DEY AGUNNA ARREST ME?? Wut did I duz rong?????

Ma tell dem dat she ok. Dey she sez MY name......an an an giv me annuder luk..........ut oh............I in trubbles............

Ma shut da door an she luk at me REEEEL MEEEEEN! Sew I runs under da bed. She sit on da bed an an an tell me dat I bees in trubbles fur pullin dat kord.........dat why da pawlees come............an an an I beder no do dat agin.........

BUT I DINNO DUZ NUTTIN, MA............... sheesh

Lubs,
Margo