Meen Ma sed I bees a *skallywag* WUT DAT MEEN MEEN MA????
See, I bin hungree sew I asks tew bees fed. Ma fed me. It weren't nuff, sew I asks fur more. Sew she gib me more. I STILL not full, sew I complains an complains. Ma tell me DAT NUFF complainin.
Sew I runs on da bed and yowls tew goes under da cubbers. ma lift up da ccubbers an I runs in dar. But den I runs out an decides tew YOWEL at da top ob my lungs! I decides I still hungree.
Sew I complains, complains, complains an Ma gitten frustrate. Sew she put MORE fud in my bowl. I takes ONE liddl bite, an an an decides I no hungree.
Sew I yowls an yowls and I uses da litter box an yowls sum more! At dis point, Ma start tellin me ENOUGH, MARGO!!!
Well I dunno likes dat. Sew I runs on da bed an yowls. Ma lift up da cubbers agin, I runs in,, an runs out, an yowls sum more. Ma gettin mad. She know dat wen I gits like dis, I werks myself up an an an pukes an an she dunno wants me tew duz dat.
SEW, finally, she pik me up, sit in da rekliner, an holds me. Den I settles down. I jumps off ob her, runs on da bed agin, an YOWLS at da TOP ob my lungs. Ma bin frustrate.............she bin furry firm wid me......MARTO, STOP IT!!!
She lift up da cubbers, call me a Skallyway - sudeber dat meen. I goes under da cubbers, turns round round round an an an goes tew sleeps.
Is I reely a skallywag???