Inspekshun

Dis mornin I heers nok nok at da front door. Ma open da door an an an Connie, da partment manajer come in an sez dat she agunna duz a *INSPECTION*.

Well, I comes out an sez MEOWIE tew her.........an an an tells her dat she dunno needs tew do no inspekshun acuz I takes care ob dat! I inspek da hous ebry day!!! Yep! I makes shur dat no bugs or spiders or nuttin like dat surviv. I makes shur dat no dum boycat get on our bak pateeo. I runs tew da door ebry time sumbuddy come. Sew she dunno needs tes inspek.

She tel me wut a gud gurl I bees an an an she stroke me an an an I lubs on her. I likes her sew mush! But she hab tew inspek da hous.

Sew, I follows her round sew dat I kins inspek da hous jus like she do.

First she luk in Ma's bedroom. Den she pull dis cord an it make a noise....I neber seen dat cord afore............dat luk like FUN!! I WILLS INSPEK DAT CORD EBRY DAY!!

'No, no, Margo! she sez. 'Don't play with that!'

*RATS!*

Den she go intew da baffrom an an an I gets nerbis! I slinks in an sits in front ob my litter box.........PLEEEZ dunno inspek my litter box - I sew embarss..........*blush*

'Don't worry, Margo, I won't touch your box'

I furry releeb bout dat - no pun intend MOL MOL MOL!!!

Den she opend da door tew da furnace - I no allow in dar........but I sneeks a peek. Sew far, sew gud!

Den she go intew da kishen.

'Margo, I see you ate all your food, good girl!'

Ob kors, I sez! She luk under da sink an I sneeks a peek, I no allow in dar. She open d fridge...........snif Snif SNif SNIf SNIF
SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! OH! dat smell reeel gud! I gots tew figgrrr out how I kins  um, *inspek* dat ebry day.......snicker snicker snicker.

DEN she open da oven...........WOWIE!! Dat smell FANTASTIK!! YUM...........lemme in dar, Connie!

'No, no, Margo! Don't get in the oven!'

and she push me away......MEEN CONNIE!!!

She tell Ma dat da hous pass inspekshun. Well, I tol her she dinno has tew inspek it!!! I bin rite!!

She lub on me an talk tew Ma. Den I tells Ma dat I kins inspek da house jus like Connie did an an an Ma luk at me kinda funnee...............

Mush Lubs,
Margo

pee ess DDB jus figgrr out dat he kins play wid the spoon toy dat come from across da Big Pond! He been askairt ob it wen Ma put it in da kaj. He shake an an an cower in a corner! I guess he figgrrr out dat it will no hurts him. Tadah! Dum Bird. Sew, now he kins make da bell goes ting-a-ling. He kins beak da beeds on da spoon. He kins beaks it all he want. Wut a dum bird!

WUT???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Ma tol me tewda dat Ant Peggy no agunna bees her aid no more. WUT???? WHY?:???? Dids I dew sumtin bad??? MA!!! Wut happen tew her????? I furry upset acuz I LUBS MY ANT PEGGY!!! I no bin a bad kitty.............

She gots a noo person? A all day person????

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! hic hic hic WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! sob..........

Oh Noes..........I agunna miss her sumtin awful...........sigh. I furry, furry, furry sad. (Margo's tail hangs down, she gets a very sad look on her face, and goes onto her throne and pouts).

I dunno likes changes........

Lubs, a furry furry sad
Margo

WOWIE CHI-WOO-WOO!!!!!

Guess wut????? I found out dat iffin you *GOOGLE* (wudeber dat bees) my blog, 'Margo's Mewsings' on dat *google* tingie, a link to dis blog - MY BLOG come up!!

WOWIE!! I on dat GOOGLE ting! Dat meen I famis!! I a STAR!!! I a SELEBRITY!!!!!

I sew egsited!! Not only is I BEEYOOTEEFUL, I also FAMIS!!!! Oh my gunness...........wut shuds I do??...

Zip ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM POUNCE on Ma's lap!! MA DIDYA HEER DAT??? I on GOOGLE!!! WOWIE CHI-WOO-WOO!! I sew PURROUD!!

Wut, Ma? I dunno has a big hed.......what yew meens? My hed bees purrfik fur my body..............

Lubs,
Margo

pee ess.........iffin yew reeds my blog, pleeez tells your furrends bout it!

My Beddie Buddie

Hello Furrends! I gots a noo Beddie Buddie dat I reeeely lubs a lot - no as mush as I lubs Ma - but a lot! It B I G  it S O F T  it gots PINK eeers, feets, tale an an an mouf..........

Ma an I plays kach wid it, too! Wen I sits on my throne, she toss it, I kach it an beats it up, an smaks it on to da floor! We do dis fur a wile!

Kins yew guess hoo my noo Beddie Buddie bees???






MOOSE-ETTE!! Oh I lubs her sew mush! She make a wunnerful pillo fur my hed......sew soft......an an an I always has gud dreems wen Moose-Ette sleep wid me! I wills plays wid her fureber - I willno kilts her. Nope. Neber. Acuz I lubs her - no as mush as I lubs my Mikey - but I lubs her!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

pee ess...........I hopes yew all bees ok in dis terriorable heet........it hit 108 heer tewda an an an beleeb me, DAT HOT!!

WOWIE!!!

Guess wut kitty furrends???? I had sush an eggsitin weekend! My furrend Oly's Mommy an an an Grandmommy came tew visits me!!! Yep!!! All da way from Kansas.......

Hey, Ma - Kansas ware Dorotee lib, yew no, Dorotee from da Wizurd ob Odds???

Well, eneway, dey dinno brings no tornado. Turns out dey dinno no brings Dorotee, eeder! Oh well......

I REEEEELY REEELY like dem!!  An ob kors, dey LUBS me, tew!! I gibs dem purrs an an an kissies an an an hedbonks!! I no dey *cat peepl*!

An an an , well, ob kors, dey brot  me (an Ma an DDB) purrezzies. Well, it ok dat Benny git a purrezzie once in a wile.......I no jelis....jus remememember dat I deserb MORE purrezzies den he duz......acuz I da Queen ob da hous!!

Eneways, dey brot me a BIG BIG Mousie!! It HYOOJ!! it a gurl acuz it gots pink eers, eyes, nose, tale, an an an feets! Sew I name her Moose-Ette! (moose bees a big deer, but Moose bees a boy name.........sew I fix dat!)

It agunna takes me a L O N G time tew kilts Moose-Ette! I gots a lot ob kikin, chompin an an an restlin tew dew! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!

Dey also brot me CAN FOOD!!!! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Tookey!! My fabrit!!!!!! Oh dat sew nice ob dem!

Oly's Mommy bring Ma a printer an stuffs an an an she *install* it fur Ma. Dat furry nice ob her! I haaaalps her wid her work. I supervise! She dew a purrfek job!

I wants tew keeps dem, but Ma sed dey has kitties ob dar own tew takes care ob, sew dey went bak tew Kansas.

Wut a grrrrrrrrrrrate day! I gots 2 noo fureber furrends!! I sew happee!!

Tankee furry Mush, Oly's Mommy an an an Grandmommy!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo
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I would like to express my thanks to these fine people for remembering me as well. I don't often get such delectible treats. Thank you very much for the millet sprays and blueberry millet sprays.

Most Sincerely,
BeNnY tHe BeAkEr

Hello Kitty Furrends,

I furry sorree I habno bin heer furry mush. Ma no bin doin sew well an an an I bin noosin her full time. But I doin GRRRRRRRRRRRATE!!

I duz wants tew menshun dat 2 ob my deer kitty furrends hab gone tew heben resintly.

Violet bin one ob my furst furrends on Catster. I furry sad dat he pass away.

Alfie, frum Across da Big Pond also pass away. He sent me my Fishie Bed dat I lubs.

Ma an I bot had wet eyes.

I tryin tew stays out ob trubbles............mol mol mol!!! But it dunno always werks! I wills rite more later. Ma need tew runs a *errand* wudeber dat bees.

I hab miss my furrends an an an I sends yew all Big Big hedbonks an an an purrrrrrrs!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

IT LATE AN AN AN I FEISTY!!!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

 Ma git up in da middle ob da nite. She complayn bout habin a *creek* in her nek. I sez WUT CREEK???? Yew dunno has water on yore nek? Wut yew talkin bout, Ma??? An she gib me a luk.....

Eneway, she go tew da baffroom. I feelin kinda FEISTY!! OH YEAH!!! Sew wen she come bak intew da bedroom, I makes my eyes reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel big an an an I dubbl kinks up my tale an an an I croushes on da bed.

Wudeber dat *creek* ma hab in her nek make her smart !!! She no dat I wants tew PLAYS!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Sew she git my wand toy wid da fethers an an an I chases dem bak an for an bak an for an ontew da bed an bak on da floor............I gits a gud werkout MOLMOL! An an an I races round da bed.

Den I POUNCE ontew Ma!! KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY *PUFFFFFFFFFFFFF*......ooooooops! Skyoozes me, Ma! WOW!! Dat stinkeeee MOL MOL!

Z"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"OM!! Intew da libin room on top ob da coush on da arm ob da coush, under da table under ober under ober under ober da chares an an an an
Z"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! intew da litter box................................

I feels beder now!!

Ma, git yoreself intew bed! It late an an an I needs tew sings yew a lullyboo now! MA!!! GIT OFF DAT POOTER AN AN AN GOES TEW BED!!!!! NOW!!!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo