Wut sew funnee bout dat?

Ma bin talkin tew Ant Brenda. Den I heers de bot caklin like hens.  Wut sew funnee, Ma?

Sew Ma luk at me an an says 'Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny got arrested?'

Wut? Hoo da *Nrrjyzrr Bunny*? Iz I apposta no him?

Dem Ma sez ' He was charged with battery!' an an an dey bot start kaklin agin.

WUT??? I dunno unnerstands..........I lose sumtin heer.......... I neber herd ob a bunny bein arrested............

I KONFOOS!

Lubs,
Margo

sew wut

Tewda bees thursda. Sew wut.

Tewda it no hot, it nice. Sew wut

Ma's nos come tewda. Sew wut

Ma get erl an an an transmishin flooid change in her van. Sew Wut.

Ma bin gone tew long. (MEEN MA) Sew Wut

Ma pet a DOG (MEEN MA) Sew Wut

I sleep on my throne. Sew Wut

Ma dinno gits no male tewda. Sew Wut

I got tree cases ob Friskies Tookey & Cheeeeez can food tewda. MEOWIE WOWIE!! YIPPEE SKIPPEE!! HAPPY DANCE HAPPY DANCE ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOOOOOOM!

Sew Wut.

Lubs,
Margo

I Bees FURROSHIS!!!!!

Las nite I bin in a mood. I walk intew da libin room an an an dar bin dat red mousie wid dat crinkle tale. It look at me crosseye, an I DUNNO TOLERATES NO crosseye look frum NO MOUSIE! Dat make me MAD!!!

Sew I croush down, puts my eeeers bak, my eyes gits intew slits, my tale to strate out, an an an I makes a furry low growl.....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRROOAAAARRRRRRRR POUNCE SMAK KIK SMAK CHOMP bite bite bite bite kik kik kik SMAK!!! an an an it go flyin across da room.

Sew I stalks it. Reeeeel quiet, I croush down an slink slink slink under da kishen table.......eeeers bak, tale out an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Kik KIK SMAK ZOOOOOOOOOOOM! I AGUNNA GITS YEW, YEW DUM MOUSIE!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

An I races round da housie kiltin dat mousie!! KIK KIK KIK KIK CHOMP BITE BITE BITE BITE
rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!
ptui Off come its tale!

I KILT IT ! I KILT IT!! Dat mousie dunno has no more tale. It ded.

I SEW furroshis! Mousies ebryware beder bees terriorified ob me! I da Shampion Mousie Kilter!!

Lubs,
Margo

Happee 4 ob Jooooly!!

Happee Birfda America!! Ma an I wishies all ob our furrends a wonnerful an an an safe day!

DUNNO TELLS NO KITTY, but DDB bees reely askairt ob dem firekrakers. Ma put him in da baffroom. He furry nerbis, poor ting. I tol Ma I kuds haaaalps him an an an takes him out ob his mizree....I MEENS KEEPS HIM KUMPNEE AN AN AN bites him  I MEENS KUDDLES HIM!!! Meen Ma sed NO!

I lern sumtin noo tewda. yew no dem big farm animals wid a mane an an an tale an an an dey wares a bridal tingy in dar mouf??? I canno say dat werd...........hoooorshei..........um um hooooooooooos - well yew no wut I meen.

I found out tewday dat dey got LITTLE ONES call PONIES!!! I kins say dat werd! PONY PONY PONY PONY!!! Wheeeeeee!!

MA I WANTS A PONY TEW RIDES! NOW!!! Dey smaller an an an no so hi up!

Mazie's Mommy sed dey habin PONY RIDE ware she lib. MA!!!LETS GO TO MAZIE;S HOUSE NOW!! We kins all rides dem PONIES!!! GIDDYUP PONY!!!

WUT???? Mazie lib tew far away????? We canno git dar in a few minits????? *RATS!*

Mazie kin yew sends us a PONY???? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez???

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Ant Brenda an an an Unkie Carl comes fur a visit!!!

nok nok nok on da front door. Ma open it an an an  it bees ANT BRENDA an an an UNKIE CARL!!! I SEW eggsited dey comes tew sees me!

I gits on Ant Brenda's lap an an an purrrrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Den I gets on Unkie Carls lap an an an an PURRRRR PURRRRRRR PURRRRRR! I lubs dem SEW MUSH!!!!

Unkie Carl bring bif meet tew Ma. Unkie Carl sed dat someone ware he werk slotter a cow an an an sell da bif tew co-werkers .......WUT???? Yew has tew KILT a cow tew eets bif????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Dat MEEN!! Dunno kilts no cow!! MA!!! Dat terrierabull...........(skyooz me no pun intend)

I furry upset! I WILLNO EETS BIF!!! I agunna goes on STRIKE!!

POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT.

Lubs,
Margo

pee ess It ok tew kilts an an an eets shiken an an an tookey- acuz dey onlee DUM BIRDS!!!!

GOES AWAY HEIDI DUM DOG!!

I bin sleepin in my fishy bed. All ob a sudden I heers 'OH WHAT A PRETTY KITTY' an an an den SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF...........

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GITS OFF MY BAK PATEEO DUM HEIDI!! RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

She go away but I dunno likes her! She git me all ajytated an an an I pace bak an for an bak an for an bak an for. My hare bin all fluff out. I DUNNO LIKES DUM HEIDE!!

I getting sew upset dat Ma pik me up an an an bring me intew da bedroom eben do I PROTEST!! NO, MA!!! DUNNO PIKS ME UP!!RRRRRRRRRRRRR *MARGO, settle DOWN*

POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT!! Heidi I agunna smaks yore mouf neks time yew comes ontew MY BAK PATEEO!! YEW NO WELKUM HEER! DUM DOG!

POUT!!

Lubs,
Margo, R.K.N., O.G.G.

I embarss Ma

Tewda I bin in da litter box wen nok nok nok an an an noos Marie came in. She no Ma's reglar noos, but I lubs her almos as mush as I lubs Ant Peggy! She bring a stoodent noos wid her, tew!

I gits sew eggsited dat I JUMPS out ob da litter box an runs down da hallway tew greets dem...............an an an I left a trale ob poopies on da way! I cudno haaaaalps it! I bin sew eggsited tew sees Marie!

Ma dinno see dis until she had tew gits sumtin in da baffroom. She sez tew Marie 'Is this what I think it is'??? an an an Marie sez 'Yep!' Ma hang her hed an an an dey all starts laffin.

I gibs Ma  a dirtee luk. Sew WUT!! I feels gud, I gots LUBS, an an an it no hard tew cleen! Silly Ma!

Mush Lubs,
Margo hoo also bees a R.K. N. (Registered Kitty Nurse)