Saturday, December 15, 2012

WOWIE!!!

WOWIE!!  Onlee ten more days till I gits tew opens up my BIG BIG BOX frum my Seekrit Santa!! I SEW EGGSITED!!!

Hey MA!.........how long bees 10 days????? Kins I has a SNEEK PEEK at it??? Jus open one half ob da top ob it??? PLEEEZE???

NO???  *RATS* dat NO A POUT! I jus has tew waits............sigh........

Ma an Ant Peggy bin makin Christmas cookies an an an da hous smell DELISHIS!! An Ma bin nice an gib me a small peec of a shugrrr cookie. NOM NOM NOM! It GUD!! But I canno has nun ob da speeecy cookies acuz it mite upset my tummy. Dat ok. I gits one cookie :)

Ebry mornin I walks pass dat BIG BIG BOX an I wunders wut bees inside.......... BUT, Ma hab sum rap purezzies dat she canno opens till Christmas day.........so I dunno feels sew bad now bout dat! SHE hab tew waits, tew NEENER NEENER!!

How mene hours in ten days, Ma???? WUT??? 240 hours???? Oh my dat tew mene..........

Lubs,
Margo

Friday, December 7, 2012

Dat BIG Box

Ebry day I walks pass dat BIG box dat MINE dat MEEN MA willno lets me open till Christmas Day. MEEN MA!!

HEY MA!!! How mene days afore Christmas???? Wut??? 18 days????? I canno counts day hi
:(  P.....ooops, I canno duz dat or I wills get kole - wudeber dat bees.......but it no gud.

Hmmmmmmmmmm an an an I walks pass dat BIG Box dat Mine an an an I sez p....p.........p.......
I NO POUTIN! DAT NO A POUT!!!!

Lubs,
Margo

Thursday, December 6, 2012

I kinda konfoos............

Hey Ebrykitty!  It almos Christmas!! An an an tewda I gits a BIG BIG box! It fur ME!!! It bigger dan da box Ma got frum my MIL Deb!! (neener neener) I HAS DA BIGGEST BOX!!! but dis box no ways as mush as Ma's box.......

Eneway I gits all eggsited an an an tells ma tew HURRIES UP AN AN AN OPENS MY PURREZZIE!!! I SEW eggsited!!!

MEEN MA tol me dat NO, we canno opens it till Christmas!! WUT???? I has to waits till Christmas???? How mene days dat bees????? I wants tew opens it NOW!! POUT POUT POUT POUT :(

Um...........den my furrend Mazie tell me dat I shudo pouts acuz I will no gets Purrezzies from Santa.......I will gits kole............wudeber dat bees..............

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPS!! I KONFOOS!!

Wut shuds I do?????

Lubs,
impashint Margo!

pee ess - dis box frum my Seekrit Santa!

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Smashie Taters an an an Punkin Pi

MEOWIE WOWIE!! I got more treets da day affer Tanksgibin!!! SMASHIE TATERS!!! YUM!

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Dey DELISHIS!!! Ma gib me a hole teespoon ob dem!! Kreemy, soft, sew kumfurtin! An jus da rite mount ob salt!  Purrrrrfek!!   (I learn food review frum Guy Fietti mol)!

An den Punkin Pi........WOWIE!! Dat off da hook! Dat monee!! Dat out ob bounds!!  I kins taste da cinnymin, a little nutmeg, smoooooooooooooooth kreeeeemy punkin.........an an an a liddl wip kreem on top....... Iffin yew asks me I sez wut Guy sez......... WINNER WINNER PUNKIN PI DINNER!!!

Lubs,
Margo

pee ess - yep! I sperled rotten MOL!

Thursday, November 22, 2012

HAPPEE TANKSGIVIN!!!

TOOKEY!! TOOKEY!! I SMELLS TOOKEY!!!

Ma went out wid nabor Linda. An an an she walk tru da door an I smelt it!!

TOOKEY! TOOKEY!! GIMME DAT TOOKEY RITE NOW, MA OR I AGUNNA BITES YORE BIG TOE!!!!! MEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

nom nom nom nom nom NOM NOM NOM NOM

OH dat sew delishis!!! Kins I has more, Ma?? GIMME MORE NOW, MA!! um......pleeeze????

Wut? save sum fur dinner???? um........well, ok.......mebbe..............jus ONE more peec ob tookey, Ma??? SNARF!!!

I has a full bellie now. OH dat tookey sew delishis................purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

MA! Comes an an an lays down wid me sew we kins take a nap an an an dreems bout tookeys now!

PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Lubs,
Margo

Thursday, November 15, 2012

WUT????? NO TOOKEY?????

I bummed, wudeber dat meen. Ma tol me tewda dat we NO habin TOOKEY fur Thanksgiving. WUT?????  MEEN MA!! Dat SEW MEEN! Dat MEENER den MEEN!!! I agunna goes on STRIKE..........I tink dat meen pout pout pout.....

Needer Ma or Ant Brenda feel gud nuff tew makes a tookey an an an Ma dunno feels like habin company. Sew dey agunna gits a SHIKEN! WUT???? Dar no sush ting as a *Thanksgiving SHIKEN*!!
Dat jus rong :(  Ant Brenda agunnas has Unkie Carl pick up a cook SHIKEN at Wolly World. *RATS"* I sew disappoint...............

POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT!!

I WANTS TOOKEY!  I WANTS TOOKEY!  I WANTS TOOKEY!! POUT POUT POUT POUT!!!

Pouty Margo

Sunday, November 11, 2012

(snicker snicker)

First, I wants tew sez Welkum tew Amy an an an her Dad, Wayne! Dey dunno has no cat. Dey like cats, but deyLUBS me! Dey has a dog, a Jerk Russell Terror name Odie. I neber met him, but I dunno tinks I wants tew......mol!

Yew all no dat I a furry sweet, lubbin kitty, an an an I takes reeeel gud care ob Ma! I lubs her sew mush, an an an she LUBS ME!......hmmmmmmmmmmm........dat almos sound like a song.........

Eneways, Ma bin hootin tewda in her bak. Sumtin call *syattyka*. Sew she limpin round las nite an an an didno sleeps gud at all.

But I slept wid her. I kuddle wid her, an an an sang her a nice lullyboo. an I purrrr purrrr PURRRRRRR till she goes tew sleeps. She toss, turn an an an wiggle. but I stays wid her an an an gibs her little kissies tew lets her no dat I wid her an an an dat I lubs her.

She finally sleep on da coush. all ob a sudden da fone ring. Ma go tew answers it. Dat wen she found da PURREZZIE I lef fur her in da hall by da bedroom!

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!! MARGO!!!*

snicker snicker snicker snicker

My tunny hoot an an an I barf in da hall by da bedroom.......at lees I dinno barfs on da KARPET!! Ma shuds preshiate dat!

Sew I runs tew haaaaalps her. She luk at me an mumble sumtin an an an I sez Mew! Mew! an an an she grumbles sum more.

See? I sush a sweet kitty dat I leebs purrezzies fur Ma. I shur it haalp her feels beder.

snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker!
Lubs,
Margo