My Poopl Okypus

I hab no seen my poopl okypus in a wile..........I wunner ware he bees??? My bak leg bin itchin tew kiks him an an an I bin wantin tew sinks my teefs intew him da pas few days....... LUKS OUT POOPL OKYPUS!!! Wen I gits yew yew agunna bees sorree......

Hey MA!! yew seen my poopl okypus lately? Kins yew finds him fur me? I wants tew *plays* wid him (snicker snicker snicker)

(Ma looks and looks for the purple octopus toy)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!!!

WUTT???? HUH???? WHOOO??????????? zooooooooooom an an an I RUNS under da bed ....

MA yew ASKAIRT ME!!! Sheesh!

I dunno wants dat poopl okypus tew sees dat I bin askairt...........sew I werks myself up an an an puts a reeeeeel meen luk on my face. I puts my eeeeeers bak, croush down, tale strate out ahind me.....an an an slink slink slink slink slink slink slink  Steady now - he dunno sees me comin...........

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!

I pounces wid all my mite an an an I GRABS dat poopl okypus! I agunna teech him a lessin fur hidin on me! KIK KIK KIK KIK CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP KIK KIK KIK SMAK!!! An he go flyin kross da room an land under da kishen table.

Sew I croush down agin, puts my eeeeers bak, sets my tale out strate.....twitch twitch twitch twitch - ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! HOP HOP HOP!!! CHOMP restle restle restle KIK KIK KIK KIK CHOMP CHOMP  CHOMP!!!!

Dar yew dum okypus! Takes dat!! SMAK! An he go under da coush! STAYS DAR UNTIL I COMES FUR YEW AGIN!!!

Boy dat feel REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL gud! I bees sush a FURRRROSHIS FELINE!!! An an an I bees beeyooteeful, tew!

Lubs,
Margo