I Bees a CLOWN!!!

Wut bees a clown???? Ma sez I bees a clown. She laffin, so I tinks tew bees a clown bees gud. Rite?

I bin feelin kinda fiesty tewda. An I bin runnin round da howse playin wid tings. Ma hab a noo noos tewda - she a yung noos, but furry nice, tew Ma.........she dinno pays no tenshun tew me :( I bin jelis ob Ma.

Sew, I puts my eeers bak flat on my hed..........makes my eyes BIG like sawsers...............fluffometer tale tew level 3 an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Down da hallway intew da bedroom ontew da bed, off da bed an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Intew da libin room wen I saw him......my POOPL OKYPUS.............on da coush............an he luk at me krosseye........

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!! POUNCE!!! Smak smak smak chomp chomp chomp SMAKS him under da pillo an RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR I jumps on dat pillo an skwishies him all flat an an an SMAKS him frum unde da pillo an an an beets him up an  an an den all ob a sudden

CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE dat dum bird Benny bin flappin his wings an skwawkin away........I has a CHEERLEEDER fur beetin up my poopl okypus!!! He sayin GOES MARGO, GOES!! BEETS UP DAT POOPL OKYPUS!!

An an an I gits eben more frisky an an an I ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS round da house agin. Ma an dat noo noos bin laffin an laffin......an den Ma sez

"Margo - you are SUCH a CLOWN!!"

I tink dat a gud ting. An an an I preshiate DDB support!!

Lubs,
Margo, R.K.N., The Clown