I NO WUT TEW GITS FUR MA FUR HER BIRFDA!!

I gots a brillyint idee fur Ma's birfda purrezzie!! I agunna has Ant Peggy gits her a boo-k ob FLOWERS!! Ma LUB flowers!! An an an $5.22 enuff tew gits sum at Bratcher's Soopermarkit!!

But I duz hab a ulteeeeror mootib.......I LUBS tew smells flowers! Yep! I lubs tew stiks my nose in dem an SNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! At leest twice! MOL! Sew dem flowers wills make us BOT happee!

I sush a smart kitty!!

Lubs,
Margo

Ma's Birfda

Ma agunna has a birfda soon. Yep. She agunna bees 19 agin (plus 34 snicker snicker mol!). An an an as uzul, I dunno wut tew gits fur Ma. One ob her furrends volunteer tew takes me tew PetSmart or PetCo.....but dat meen a trip in da car an an an I DUNNO likes da car. I sings *opera* wen I in da car.

I wud likes tew gits her sumtin fun, like a pare ob tow soks, but her feets swells an dat willno werks. I tot bout gettin her a sombrerererereo, but yew kinno finds dem heer, an dar not nuff time fur me an Mikey tew goes tew Chiwoowoo, Meksiko agin!

Mebbe Ant Peggy kins tink ob sumtin fur her. I gots a lowance an an an dat $5.22 (I lost a few sents fur bein bad...........DUNNO ASKS!!!) sew dat shud bees nuff tew gits her sumtin. I no she like herbie tee - dat tee widout tee leebs - mebbe we kuds shares sum KATNIP TEE!!!! WOWIE dat wud bees FUN!!

(sigh) It diffykult to figgr out wut tew gits Ma. I kins always gibs her kissies an an an bonks an an an cuddles......we bot like dat, but dis yeer I wants tew dew sumtin beder.

Enebuddy got sujesshuns???

Lubs,
Mago





pee ess Ma's birfda bees 9/9

Hurry-Kane Ireeeeen

Oh my! Oh my! I herd dat Hurry-Kane Ireeeeeen agunna blast da East Coast..........duz yew lib dare???? Iffin yew duz, dis wut I sujest.....

Iffin yew told tew E-Vaccuum-Ate (wudeber dat meen), DEW IT!!! Dunno stays dar war yew bees!

Neber Eber dribe tru water!! Dat furry dangeris!! Six inchies ob water kins moob a car - dat all it take!! TURN AROUND, DON'T DROWN' is wut dey sez.

Makes shur yew has supplies fur a few days..........INKLUDIN LOTS OB CAT (or dog) FOOD!!!! Dunno lets yore furkids goes hungreee!

 Makes shur yew has a transistor radeeeo tew kee updated on condishins iffin yew loose lektricitee. Dunno use candles - dat a BIG NO NO! Flashlites werk reeel gud, an an an mos cats LUB tew chase da lite! Sew yew kins plays wid your kitty wile it stormin! Dat wud be lots ob fun!!!

Stays safe my furrends!! I wills be purrin like krazee an an an Ma bees prayin eben now fur all ob our dear furrends on da East Coast.


Mush Lubs,
Margo & Ma

I has noo titles

I has sum noo titles. Yep. OB kors I bees Margo, Registered Kitty Noos. Dat da most impotent! But I also bees:

 "Ms. Margo" 
" Da Kween ob "MEEN" !
"Master ob da ZOOMIES!"
an an an 
"Da Poopl Okypus Ninja Warrior!" 

Whaddaya all tinks?

Mush Lubs,
Margo, R.K.N., KoM, MoZ, PONW!!

I did a noo ting...........neener neener!!

I no allow on da kishen chares. Speshilly wen dey under da table. But Ma neber sed nuttin bout da kishen chare by da pantree war my food bees hidden........

Sew, yesserda I JUMPS an MAKES it on da kishen chare by da pantree war my food bees hidden! It make me askairt!!! I hi off da floor!! Sew I sits in da middle ob da chare an an an

MEEYOWOOOOOOOOO!!  MEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ma come lukin fur me an she find me on da chare. My eyes bin wide as sawsers, my eers bin flat on my hed..........an an an I terrorfied ob bein sew far off da floor...........  YOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Meen Ma take one luk at me an an an she sez *Margo, you got UP into that chair, so you can get your little self DOWN!! You aren't supposed to be on the chair anyway!!*  An an an she thump me on my rumpus! Ob All da NERB!!!! Den she walk away.

Sew, I jumps down from da kishen chare an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! intew da bedroom. I luks at ma an sez M E O W ! ! !  Meen Ma!

Lubs,
Margo

I has a fether in my kap!

I got a purrezzie tewda frum my Husband an an an Troo Lub, Mikey! It bin fur my birfda, but da bad bad PostMen in Canada bin on strike sew it come a liddl late mol!

DIS TOY HAB POOPL FETHERS!!!!! Gorjus poopl fethers! I LUBS poopl fethers! It a toy on a wand - da fishie hab poopl tale fethers...........an I kilt dat fishie ded tewda. Yep! Pluk a fether frum its tale an stuk it in my kap.................ROTFMOL............ It no makarooni, it a fether! Dat yankee doodler bin a bit weerd.

I likes tew plays wid my noo poopl tale fether fishie on a wand! I likes tew chases it. But I likes pullin its tale fethers best...............(snicker snicker)  RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

Lubs,
Margo

Da Skale

Dis mornin Ma git out her talkin skale. She luk at me an sez

*Its your turn to get weighed, Margo*

Sew she press on da skale an an an it sez *HELLO. ITS READY*

Ma pik me up an put me on it. I lays down like a gud gurl. Den da skale sez

*Seven point six pounds*

DID I WIN, MA???? DID I? DID I????

* Yes, Margo, you win. You are the same weight you always have been. Congratulations!*

DUZ I GETS A PURRIZE, MA???  I SEW EGSITED!!!!

Den Ma skoop me up an an an gib me a big kissy an cuddle! OH I likes dat purrize!!

Lubs,
Margo

I startle Ma!! NEENER NEENER!!!

Oh I bin furroshis dis affernoon! After Ant Peggy go home, I eets my dinner.......NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!! OH it delishis an I eets da hole ting!! Den I gets dem *friskies*...........LOOKS OUT WERLD!!!

I race intew da bedroom, sits in da middle ob da floor, an YOWLS at da top ob my lungs. Ma come in an an an figgrrr out dat I wants tew plays wid my snake on da wire. But Ma NO rede fur wut she see an an an heer MOL an NEENER NEENER!!

Ma get da snake an I croush down an gits as tinee as I kins git.......my eeers flat on my hed............my tale curl up an my eyes big as sawsers an an an Ma start draggin dat snake cross da floor an an an  MEEEEYOWROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SNARL!! GROWL!! (Ma's eyes gits REELY big - she neber seen me dis, um, wild? afore!! neener neener!!) SMAK CHOMP KIK KIK KIK KIK GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! an Ma canno gits dat snake away frum me!!

I GOTS YEW YEW DUM SNAKE!! RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR an an an I duz 2 tumblesalts in a row an dat snake went flyin an an an I LEEEP tru da are an CHOMP afore it hit da ground! An I beets it up REEEEL GUD!!

Den I runs an hides behind da door an makes myself reeeely tinee agin........but I canno waits.......dat snake bin lukin at me funnee.............an it make me MAD MAD MAD!!! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HISSSSSSSSSSSS SPPPPIIIIIIIIITTT! An I LEEPS in da are an flies like a birdie (mush beder den DDB snicker snicker) an I GETS DA SNAKE!! An I rips it an I tares it an I chomps it an I smaks it tree times!!!

It ded now, Ma. I kilt it gud. An I feels GUD!! I STRONG! I BRAVE! I MEEN! I KILT DA SNAKE!! Ma sed sumtin bout me bein a akrobat, wudeber dat bees.........I FEERLISS.......

I Margo. Dunno mess wid me yew dum snake!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo, Valiant Warrior!

I Bees a CLOWN!!!

Wut bees a clown???? Ma sez I bees a clown. She laffin, so I tinks tew bees a clown bees gud. Rite?

I bin feelin kinda fiesty tewda. An I bin runnin round da howse playin wid tings. Ma hab a noo noos tewda - she a yung noos, but furry nice, tew Ma.........she dinno pays no tenshun tew me :( I bin jelis ob Ma.

Sew, I puts my eeers bak flat on my hed..........makes my eyes BIG like sawsers...............fluffometer tale tew level 3 an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Down da hallway intew da bedroom ontew da bed, off da bed an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Intew da libin room wen I saw him......my POOPL OKYPUS.............on da coush............an he luk at me krosseye........

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!! POUNCE!!! Smak smak smak chomp chomp chomp SMAKS him under da pillo an RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR I jumps on dat pillo an skwishies him all flat an an an SMAKS him frum unde da pillo an an an beets him up an  an an den all ob a sudden

CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE dat dum bird Benny bin flappin his wings an skwawkin away........I has a CHEERLEEDER fur beetin up my poopl okypus!!! He sayin GOES MARGO, GOES!! BEETS UP DAT POOPL OKYPUS!!

An an an I gits eben more frisky an an an I ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS round da house agin. Ma an dat noo noos bin laffin an laffin......an den Ma sez

"Margo - you are SUCH a CLOWN!!"

I tink dat a gud ting. An an an I preshiate DDB support!!

Lubs,
Margo, R.K.N., The Clown