Ma's Birfda #2

Ma git lots ob gifties fr her birfda, an an an I wanna tanks furryone hoo gab her giftie certifykits to Amzon...........

AMAZON??? Giftie cerfitykits to da AMAZON riber in Africa???? WUT??? Ma - yew no goin tew dat river!!! Dey gots LIONS an an an Water Buffyloos dat KILTS lions an an an croky diles an an an KING COBRAS ( I dunno wants tew meets DAT king......) an an an CHEETERS an an an leperds an anan HY-EEENAs  - an an an dem HY-EEENAs bees reeeel nasty like.............

DUNNO GOES TEW DA AMAZON RIBER, MA!!! Acuz I NO going wid yew..........I tew askairt!!! I WILLS KLING TEW YEW MA AN WILLNO LETS YEW GO DAR!!!

Wut? Amazon bees a store online - yew meens in da kumpooter???? WUT???

DUNNO ASKAIRTS M LIKE DAT, MA!!! Yes, I no da war yew gits my fud..........but I tot it frum Africa...........um........(blush)

enewa (blush blush blush)

TANKEE FURRY MUSH tew efurryone hoo gib Ma a certifykit from dat ONLINE STORE Amazon.

Mush Lubs,
Margo

pee ess......I sew releeb!