I JELIS!!!!

Meen Ma went out twice teda. Once she went swimming. I no acuz she come home wet an an an she stink like kloreen.

Den she go out agin. Wen she come home, I smells a DOG!! She hab a DOG on her lap!!! MEEN MA!! I gits on her an an an I smells an smells an smells her,

She hab da NERB tew tells me dat dis dog a *Bichon Frise* name Popcorn. Wut a DUM name! Well, den agin, it a dog fur gunnes sake. An an an dis dum dog sit on her lap fur a HOUR!!!

I SEW JELIS I AGUNNA PUKES!!! MEEN MA!!! I sew uset!!!

Den dar bees a nok on da door! It Connie, da manager, heer tew duz a *Inspection*. Well, first ting Connie duz is talk tew me an pets me! I reeely liks Connie (an rite now I likes her beder dan MA!) Ob kors Ma pass *Inspection* wid no problem an Connie pet me more!

Jus wen she leeb, Ma ask me iffin I bees hungree..........an an an she feed me. Gud ting she did.........
um..........I canno bees mad at MEEN MA acuz she feed me delishis fud................

Lubs,
Margo