Las nite I bin in a mood. I walk intew da libin room an an an dar bin dat red mousie wid dat crinkle tale. It look at me crosseye, an I DUNNO TOLERATES NO crosseye look frum NO MOUSIE! Dat make me MAD!!!
Sew I croush down, puts my eeeers bak, my eyes gits intew slits, my tale to strate out, an an an I makes a furry low growl.....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRROOAAAARRRRRRRR POUNCE SMAK KIK SMAK CHOMP bite bite bite bite kik kik kik SMAK!!! an an an it go flyin across da room.
Sew I stalks it. Reeeeel quiet, I croush down an slink slink slink under da kishen table.......eeeers bak, tale out an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Kik KIK SMAK ZOOOOOOOOOOOM! I AGUNNA GITS YEW, YEW DUM MOUSIE!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
An I races round da housie kiltin dat mousie!! KIK KIK KIK KIK CHOMP BITE BITE BITE BITE
rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!
ptui Off come its tale!
I KILT IT ! I KILT IT!! Dat mousie dunno has no more tale. It ded.
I SEW furroshis! Mousies ebryware beder bees terriorified ob me! I da Shampion Mousie Kilter!!
Lubs,
Margo
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Happee 4 ob Jooooly!!
Happee Birfda America!! Ma an I wishies all ob our furrends a wonnerful an an an safe day!
DUNNO TELLS NO KITTY, but DDB bees reely askairt ob dem firekrakers. Ma put him in da baffroom. He furry nerbis, poor ting. I tol Ma I kuds haaaalps him an an an takes him out ob his mizree....I MEENS KEEPS HIM KUMPNEE AN AN AN bites him I MEENS KUDDLES HIM!!! Meen Ma sed NO!
I lern sumtin noo tewda. yew no dem big farm animals wid a mane an an an tale an an an dey wares a bridal tingy in dar mouf??? I canno say dat werd...........hoooorshei..........um um hooooooooooos - well yew no wut I meen.
I found out tewday dat dey got LITTLE ONES call PONIES!!! I kins say dat werd! PONY PONY PONY PONY!!! Wheeeeeee!!
MA I WANTS A PONY TEW RIDES! NOW!!! Dey smaller an an an no so hi up!
Mazie's Mommy sed dey habin PONY RIDE ware she lib. MA!!!LETS GO TO MAZIE;S HOUSE NOW!! We kins all rides dem PONIES!!! GIDDYUP PONY!!!
WUT???? Mazie lib tew far away????? We canno git dar in a few minits????? *RATS!*
Mazie kin yew sends us a PONY???? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez???
Mush Lubs,
Margo
DUNNO TELLS NO KITTY, but DDB bees reely askairt ob dem firekrakers. Ma put him in da baffroom. He furry nerbis, poor ting. I tol Ma I kuds haaaalps him an an an takes him out ob his mizree....I MEENS KEEPS HIM KUMPNEE AN AN AN bites him I MEENS KUDDLES HIM!!! Meen Ma sed NO!
I lern sumtin noo tewda. yew no dem big farm animals wid a mane an an an tale an an an dey wares a bridal tingy in dar mouf??? I canno say dat werd...........hoooorshei..........um um hooooooooooos - well yew no wut I meen.
I found out tewday dat dey got LITTLE ONES call PONIES!!! I kins say dat werd! PONY PONY PONY PONY!!! Wheeeeeee!!
MA I WANTS A PONY TEW RIDES! NOW!!! Dey smaller an an an no so hi up!
Mazie's Mommy sed dey habin PONY RIDE ware she lib. MA!!!LETS GO TO MAZIE;S HOUSE NOW!! We kins all rides dem PONIES!!! GIDDYUP PONY!!!
WUT???? Mazie lib tew far away????? We canno git dar in a few minits????? *RATS!*
Mazie kin yew sends us a PONY???? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez???
Mush Lubs,
Margo
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