Friday, March 23, 2012

A STRESSFUL an an an NERBIS day :(

Ant Peggy come tewday. She an Ma hab tew change tings in da bedroom acuz ob da *emergency alert cord*. It bin ahind a cabinet an dat a no no. Dat in case Ma fall an need haaaalps. She kins yanks on dat cord an an an help come.

BUT..................My bed get MOOB!! DUNNO MOOBS MY BED!!! Da bedroom a MESS! I DUNNO LIKES DAT!! I wants my bed bak NOW!!! Dey moob dis an dat an dat an dis an WUT a MESS MY bedroom bin :( Dey moob  my STEPS intew da libin room, so I gits on top ob it an an an YOWLS at da top ob my lungs. I voices my DISPLEASHUR!!!

Den, Meen Ant Peggy git out da MEEN LOUD DIRT EETIN MASHINE :(  I dunno likes dat eeder. It HOOOOOT MY EEERS! Sew I runs tew Ma an gits on her lap.

Den.....Ant Peggy found my STASH!!! *RATS!*  Dat ware I keeps all ob my toys an an an treshurs dat I finds in da hous...... She FOUND my shiny rok on a pin :( I LUBS dat rok on a pin (cz earring). Meen Ant Peggy!

FINALLY da bedroom finish. My steps no in da same place. My BED no in da same place. I no shur I likes dis furry mush. Ma sed *oh well, it complies with the rules* sew I dunno tinks she tew happee eeder.

A little later on, I heers noise dat I dunno likes an an an I gits nerbis.  Ant Peggy neber seen me like dis. Ma tell her dat a severe storm comin. It start tew thunder. A few minits later ROKS falls out ob da SKY!! HAAAAAAAAAAAALPS!! An an an I climbs on top of Ma's hed.........I sew askairt! Ma take me off her hed an an an I gits my hed under her stinkee arm pit (I like stinkee!). Them roks fall out ob da sky an an an makes sew mush noise hittin da hous an an an window an an an I ASKAIRT!!! Ma hold me tite. Ant Peggy sed it *pee size hale* - wudeber dat meen. I dunno cares - it ASKAIRTS ME!!!

Finally it ober. I eggzawsted. My tale down. I no sew happee. Ma feed me. I takes 2 bites an an an goes intew da bedroom. Ma lift up da cubbers ob da bed fur me an an an I finds my spot an an an goes tew sleeps. I hopes tewmorro bees a beder day :(


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