Yew all nos bout da *Terminator*, rite?? Well, I bees *DA INTIMMYDATOR*!!! I bet yew dinno dat I has a BLAK BELT in INTIMMYDASHUN!!!!
I bin mindin my own bizniss dis mornin, layin in my fishy bed enjoyin da sunshine wen all of a sudden, dis yeller boycat come trottin along.
'rrrrrrrrrrr' I sez. 'rrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr' Dat dum boycat come closer. 'rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO' An an I arches my bak, fluffs up to level 4 fluffometer, puts my eeeers bak, makes my eyes intew slits an an an
He take one more step an an an I HISSSS SPPPPIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT an an an I starts throwin myself aginst da skreen door. 'rrrrrrrrrrr spit spit spit an an an I gits redy tew attaks DDBC (dat dum boycat) an Ma come runnin tew sees wut agoin on an an *MARGO!!*
Woosh zooooooooooooooom DDBC go runnin wid its tale between its legs an an an I keeps on spittin an an an growlin!!! Ma pik me up DUNNO PIKS ME UP MA I MAD!! 'RRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Meen Ma close da door. But I still MAD. I pace bak an fort bak an for bak an fort yowlin an an an spittin fur a gud ten minits. Den I lays in my bed and wach intently - all ober da back patteeo an an an MY property!
How DARE DD(yeller)BC come an an an steps on MY PATTEEOO!! IT MINE! NO YORS! Yew agunna GITS it yew dum yeller boycat! Gud ting Ma stop me acuz I was agunna yanks yore tale off an an an beets yew up gud! Yew BEDDER NO EBER COMES BAK yew dum yeller boycat - an iffin yew duz comes bak, I no responsble fur wut happen tew yew..........dumm yeller boycat!
Sew I finally calms down. Ant Peggy come tew dew shoppin fur Ma. Ant Peggy see dat dum Jerk Russel Terror name Heidi comin dis way. DDJRT bin on a leesh. DDJRT bees fat as a hog (dat fatter den a pig, yew no). She got dis stub fur a tale. Well, Heidi DDJRT see me. An I seen her...................
She come runnin up tew da skreen door an in a instant, I turns intew DA INTIMMYDATOR!! Eeeeers bak, body fluffometer level 5, eyes intew tiny slits, arch bak an an an
slam HISS slamSPITTT slam RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR slam
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrOOOOOOOOOOOOrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooo! SLAM SLAM SLAM. DDJRT - she dunno has much ob a tale tew yanks, but she sew fat she canno runs fast, sew I wud grab ontew her eeers an BITES her.
Ant Peggy sez No, Margo! Heidi will not hurt you! an an an she pik me up.........dat her big mistake.......RRRRRRRRRRRRRR
OOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRoooooooo an an an I hiss an spppiiitt at Ant Peggy! She let me down kwik.... an Ma come runnin agin but she dinno piks me up. Ma smart. I bin about redy tew BITES!!! I SEW UPSET!!! Ma close da blinds tew da bak patteeo sew I kudno sees outside...........sew I went AHIND da blinds an an an I pace an pace an pace bak an fort an bak an fort.......
Ant Peggy shok. Furry shok. She never seen me like dis. She git down on da floor an an an call me. I still agitated. But I goes ober tew her an an an I tells her dat NODOGGY, NOKITTY welcome on MY bak patteeo! Dey bees riskin dar life by steppin on my propertee.
JUS STAYS OFF MY PATTEEO DDJRT, DDBC, an an an eny udder dog or cat!!
Sheesh. Bein *DA INTIMMYDATOR* hard werk. It make me furry hungree. Sew Ma feed me an an an I calms down. Sheesh. Two intimmydashuns in one day. I tinks I lose a pound acuz I use sew mush energee. Can I has some more foods, Ma?