MEEN MA!!!

I bin SOUND SLEEP on Ma's bed dis mornin, dreemin 'bout my Mikey, when all ob a sudden, MEEN MA pik me up an an an I wakes up :( :(  Meen Ma distoob my wunnerful dreem!!! An an an den she put me in da Baffroom!! Imagine dat - yew bin sleepin an an an dreemin an an an den your Ma wake yew up an stik yew in da baffroom.............MEEN MA!! Wut goin on????

Oh - it da weekend noos takin care ob Ma. Sew, I annoy, furry annoy, an an an I decides tew tell dat noos all bout it. MEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOW! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY?OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
OOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I heers dem bot GIGGLIN!!! It NO FUNNY, MEEN MA!!!!  MEEEEEYOWOOOOOOOOO *hic hic*
Now yew dun it Meen Ma!! I gots da hic hics!! MEEN MA an an an MEEN WEEKEND NOOS bust out LAFFIN!!! Now I embarss :( :(

It dinno takes long an Meen Ma let me out ob da baffroom. I agunna agnores Ma fur a LONG time!! Meen Weekend Noos try tew talks sweet tew me an pets me.........FURGIT IT!! I agunna agnores Yew, Tew!!!!

Now I gwumpee. Tanks a lot, Meen Ma..
grumble bumble grumble.

Margo