I embarss Ma

Tewda I bin in da litter box wen nok nok nok an an an noos Marie came in. She no Ma's reglar noos, but I lubs her almos as mush as I lubs Ant Peggy! She bring a stoodent noos wid her, tew!

I gits sew eggsited dat I JUMPS out ob da litter box an runs down da hallway tew greets dem...............an an an I left a trale ob poopies on da way! I cudno haaaaalps it! I bin sew eggsited tew sees Marie!

Ma dinno see dis until she had tew gits sumtin in da baffroom. She sez tew Marie 'Is this what I think it is'??? an an an Marie sez 'Yep!' Ma hang her hed an an an dey all starts laffin.

I gibs Ma  a dirtee luk. Sew WUT!! I feels gud, I gots LUBS, an an an it no hard tew cleen! Silly Ma!

Mush Lubs,
Margo hoo also bees a R.K. N. (Registered Kitty Nurse)

STORMS KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Hello kitty furrends! I has tew bees hones wid yew. But DUNNO TELLS NO KITTY wut I agunna sez. We hab thunderstorm tewda. No bad, really, but it make me nerbis acuz litenin struk reeeeel close an an an it LOUDER den enetin I eber herd!

DDB got reeeely askairt wen dat happen! He skreem an an an fly all ober da kaj in a panik. I feel sorree fur him. He REEEELY askairt! Meen Ma wouldn't let me kumfurt him. I was agunna puts my paws round his nek - I meens AROUND him - an an an bites - I MEENS KUMFURT him!!! Meen Ma sed NO :( But I reely did feels sorree fur him.

We apposta gits bad storms all week. Guess dat meen DDB wills be libin in da baffroom tew keeps him calm durin da storms.

I has Ma an an an I kuddles wid her wen I bees askairt. Speshilly wen da storm hab ROKS in it. I HATES STORMS DAT HAS ROKS IN IT!!! Dat terrierize me :(

Sew, efurrykitty an an an famblee stays safe dis week. Ma an I always purrays wen we seez bad wether waches in da nashun.

Mush Lubs,
Margo

OH NOES!!! GIMME MY RUGS BAK!!!

I bin  mindin my own bizness yesserda an an an all ob a sudden, Virginia (Ma's aid) take out MY RUGS!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MEEEEEEYOWOOOOOOOO!! GIMME MY RUGS BAK :(
POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT!!!

an DEN she take my blankees off my throne! PFFFFFT!! Wut yew DOIN, Virginia???? RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!

An I pace an pace an pace :( POUT POUT POUT!!

Ma pik me up an put me on her lap. NO!! I DUNNO WANTS YORE LAP!! I wants my RUGS an an an my BLANKEESS!!!! I sew unhappee :(

Den I runs intew da bedroom an an an gits under da cubbers an an an I sez tew myself dat I agunna BITES any hand dat TUCH MY CUBBERS!!!!!

Sew I curls up an waits...........nobuddy tuch da cubbers sew I takes a long nap! I canno handles sush stress :(

Wen I wakes up, I goes intew da libbin room, an an an DAR BEES MY RUGS AN AN AN MY BLANKEES!! All kleen......sew I rubs an rubs an rubs all ober dem. Now dey jus fine. Sheesh. Wut I has tew puts up wid :(

Lubs,
Margo

IBM

Yep. IBM. I BEES MAD!!! PFFFFFFFFFTTT!!! I slinkin round da hous grumblin. DUNNO LUKS AT ME, MA!!  Dunno sits dare, MA! An an an wudeber yew dew, Ma, DUNNO SINGS TEW ME!!!!

grump grump grump grump.

I SEES YEW, MOUSIE!!! LUKS OUT. Dunno makes no FUNNEE FACE at me! I wills TEECH yew!!!!!

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR smak smak smak smak BITE BITE KIK KIK KIK BITE BITE  S M A C K !!!!!

Yew aint seen nuttin yet MOUSIE!!! an an I croush down reeeel low, puts my eeeeers waaaaaaaaay bak, my eyes makes narro slits an an an

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR POUNCE!! Smak smak smak smak smak KIK KIK KIK KIK BITE BITE BITE  CHOMP!!! Off come its tale!!!

I KILT IT!! I KILT da MOUSIE!! I sew strong an an an sew BRAVE!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!

Dar. I feels mush beder now. I wants on yore lap, Ma!

Lubs,
Margo

I A GUD NOOS KIT"TY!!!

Ma no habin a gud day. Nope. Bot ub us hootin acuz ob da wether. Ma dinno eeets dat gud, eeder.

She lay down tew takes a nap an an an an I has tew wakes her up. SMAK SMAK SMAK SMAK lik lik lik lik STOMP STOMP STOMP  WAKES UP RITE NOW MA!!!!! WAKES UP MA!!!!!

She finally wake up an an an chek her blud shugrrrr. It tew low! I bees a GUD NOOS! I makes shur dat Ma dinno goes bye bye.

I LUBS MY MA WID ALL MY HART!!

Lubs,
Margo, R.K. N.