Smashie Taters an an an Punkin Pi

MEOWIE WOWIE!! I got more treets da day affer Tanksgibin!!! SMASHIE TATERS!!! YUM!

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Dey DELISHIS!!! Ma gib me a hole teespoon ob dem!! Kreemy, soft, sew kumfurtin! An jus da rite mount ob salt!  Purrrrrfek!!   (I learn food review frum Guy Fietti mol)!

An den Punkin Pi........WOWIE!! Dat off da hook! Dat monee!! Dat out ob bounds!!  I kins taste da cinnymin, a little nutmeg, smoooooooooooooooth kreeeeemy punkin.........an an an a liddl wip kreem on top....... Iffin yew asks me I sez wut Guy sez......... WINNER WINNER PUNKIN PI DINNER!!!

Lubs,
Margo

pee ess - yep! I sperled rotten MOL!

HAPPEE TANKSGIVIN!!!

TOOKEY!! TOOKEY!! I SMELLS TOOKEY!!!

Ma went out wid nabor Linda. An an an she walk tru da door an I smelt it!!

TOOKEY! TOOKEY!! GIMME DAT TOOKEY RITE NOW, MA OR I AGUNNA BITES YORE BIG TOE!!!!! MEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

nom nom nom nom nom NOM NOM NOM NOM

OH dat sew delishis!!! Kins I has more, Ma?? GIMME MORE NOW, MA!! um......pleeeze????

Wut? save sum fur dinner???? um........well, ok.......mebbe..............jus ONE more peec ob tookey, Ma??? SNARF!!!

I has a full bellie now. OH dat tookey sew delishis................purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

MA! Comes an an an lays down wid me sew we kins take a nap an an an dreems bout tookeys now!

PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Lubs,
Margo

WUT????? NO TOOKEY?????

I bummed, wudeber dat meen. Ma tol me tewda dat we NO habin TOOKEY fur Thanksgiving. WUT?????  MEEN MA!! Dat SEW MEEN! Dat MEENER den MEEN!!! I agunna goes on STRIKE..........I tink dat meen pout pout pout.....

Needer Ma or Ant Brenda feel gud nuff tew makes a tookey an an an Ma dunno feels like habin company. Sew dey agunna gits a SHIKEN! WUT???? Dar no sush ting as a *Thanksgiving SHIKEN*!!
Dat jus rong :(  Ant Brenda agunnas has Unkie Carl pick up a cook SHIKEN at Wolly World. *RATS"* I sew disappoint...............

POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT!!

I WANTS TOOKEY!  I WANTS TOOKEY!  I WANTS TOOKEY!! POUT POUT POUT POUT!!!

Pouty Margo

(snicker snicker)

First, I wants tew sez Welkum tew Amy an an an her Dad, Wayne! Dey dunno has no cat. Dey like cats, but deyLUBS me! Dey has a dog, a Jerk Russell Terror name Odie. I neber met him, but I dunno tinks I wants tew......mol!

Yew all no dat I a furry sweet, lubbin kitty, an an an I takes reeeel gud care ob Ma! I lubs her sew mush, an an an she LUBS ME!......hmmmmmmmmmmm........dat almos sound like a song.........

Eneways, Ma bin hootin tewda in her bak. Sumtin call *syattyka*. Sew she limpin round las nite an an an didno sleeps gud at all.

But I slept wid her. I kuddle wid her, an an an sang her a nice lullyboo. an I purrrr purrrr PURRRRRRR till she goes tew sleeps. She toss, turn an an an wiggle. but I stays wid her an an an gibs her little kissies tew lets her no dat I wid her an an an dat I lubs her.

She finally sleep on da coush. all ob a sudden da fone ring. Ma go tew answers it. Dat wen she found da PURREZZIE I lef fur her in da hall by da bedroom!

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!! MARGO!!!*

snicker snicker snicker snicker

My tunny hoot an an an I barf in da hall by da bedroom.......at lees I dinno barfs on da KARPET!! Ma shuds preshiate dat!

Sew I runs tew haaaaalps her. She luk at me an mumble sumtin an an an I sez Mew! Mew! an an an she grumbles sum more.

See? I sush a sweet kitty dat I leebs purrezzies fur Ma. I shur it haalp her feels beder.

snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker!
Lubs,
Margo