Da Grate Lucille Manor Flood ob 2-13 in Moberly

Oh NOES!! OH NOES!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!! My paws bees WET!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

MA!! Wut goin on??????

We gits up yesserda, an an an dar bin water ALL ober da kishen floor!!! WUT a mess!! Ma bin purrtee upset! She hab tew kleens it all up wid ALL ob her towels! WOWIE wut a mess! Da freezer leek.

An an an Ma bin upset, tew. She los 50 pounds of bread flour an an an 50 pounds of whole wheat flour.........wut she use tew makes bread :( OH NOES!!!!

An an an her stiker collekshun. She collect stickers fur mene mene yeers an an an hab ober 15,000 diffrint ones!! Mos ob dem no made deez days. She bin furry sad bout dat.

She had boxes ob stuffs. Boxes got ruin, but stuffs bees ok cept for da stiekers.

Ma reeeely hoot after kleenin all dat up :( An an an she bin mad, tew. Da freezer bees ok an she dinno looz ene meets. Dum freezer.

AN AN AN I DUNNO LIKES WET FUTS!!!!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Teksis Too Steps

Ma go out tewda tew a * Churck Wagon Luncheon *. You tink she brings me sum ob dat sloppee jo, bake beens an an an chips, rite? NO! MEEN MA dinno brings me NUTTIN!

Eneway, she tell me bout dem dancers doin dat Teksis Too Step. An an an I sez tew her SEW WUT?? Wut sew speshil bout dat????? I kins dew beder den dat! Jus Wach Me!!!

So I gits down an an an I duz da Teksis TREE STEP!!! Acuz I has tree legs!!!

TADAH!!!!
Lubs,
Margo, da bestest Tree Step Dancer in Mizooreee

I has a HARBULL

Moooooo   Mooooooooooooo  MOOOOOOOOOooooooo
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Ma git me tew da baffroom KWIK!!

MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAACK!!

Dar. I feels mush beder now. Tankee furry mush, Ma. I dunno likes harbulls!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Meow

Meow meow meow meow meowie meeyow Mew Mew Mew Mew meow MEOW MEOW MEOW MEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

Dar. I got dat off my ches. I feels mush beder.

Lubs,
Margo

I Bees A FISH KILTER!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Tewda Ma git a pawkij in da malebox. It a Big Fat Stuffed Envelope (I dunno wut dat meen)! She got lots ob guddees in dar.

AN AN AN da Laydee send ME a toy!!! WOWIE!! A FISHIE wid FETHERS!! It smell like catnip .............SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! I LIKES dat fishie!!!

Sew I grabs it an an an RUNS ontew da bed an an an I RIPS all da fethers off it an an an CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMPS it until it kilt ded! Yep! I totally destroys it!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! I Margo da FISH KILTER!!! An an an dunno furgits dat!

Lubs,
Margo