MEEN MA

Boy o Boy I MAD!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT!!

Furst, Ma did gits da shot in her nee. She sed it dinno hoot, which I furry glad bout. I dunno wants Ma tew has pane!

MEEN MA left me alone for a LONG TIME!!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT! She leeb in d affernoon, eerly, an dinno gits bak till almos BED TIME!!! MEEN MA!!! PFFFFFFFFFT!

I ask her ware she bin. Well, after da shot, she an Lainy go tew Columbia. But dar bin a bad bad aksidint on da innerstate. Ma an Lainy see a UPS truk at da same time an an an sez FOLLOW DAT TRUK!!! It no ware it goin! Sew dey drive tru da kuntreeside an an an Ma sed it reeeely purrty, an an an evenshully dey gits tew Columbia.

I asks her iffin dey STOPS da UPS truk tew asks fur direkshuns..........an an an tew sees iffin dey has a pawkij fur me............Ma sed No, an da driver hab pawkijes for Columbia, not Moberly. MEEN UPS MAN!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT  MEEN MA fur not askin, anyways! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!

DEN she an Lainy goes tew Hobby Lobby acuz Ma hab a *gift certificate*. Dat meen she git FREE STUFFS!!! WOWIE!! I asks her iffin she git me anytin, an an an she sed No, Hobby Lobby dunno has pet stuffs! MEEN HOBBY LOBBY!!! PFFFFFFFFFFT!!! MEEN MA fur no goin ware she kins gits me a purrezzie!!!

AN DEN she an Lainy goes tew has dinner at *Longhorn Steakhouse* Ma sed she hab stake, potater, salad, home made bread, an it bin delishis! Did MEEN MA bring me eben ONE TINY MORSEL ob stake???? NO!! SUPER DOOPER MEEN MA!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!! PFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!! Sheesh.

Den she go tew helth food store - I dunno wants nuttin helthee, tankee :(  an an an den tew Sam's club. She dinno gits me nuttin dar, eeder.

Sheesh. I hab da MEENEST MA in da werld! POUT!

ut oh - Santa Clawas a comin soon............I willno git no gifties iffin I pouts............sew I will SLINKS under da bed an nobuddy kins sees me........slink slink slink slink slink slink slink slink.......p... p... p...

Lubs,
Margo

but I trooly bees glad dat shot dinno hoot Ma!

It COLD heer!

WOWIE it cold heer! Eeerlee dis mornin it bin 22 degrees! DAT COLD!

Ma hab tew goes out an an an she put sew mush clothin on she look like a Eskimoo. Sew I asks her iffin she was a goin MUSHIN wid her sled dog team...........MOL MOL MOL ROTFMOL! HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR.

Ma giv me a luk........snicker snicker!

On thoosda Ma goin tew da doc doc an an an she sed her doc doc was agunna SHOOTS her in da nee...........WUT???? Wut dat yew sez, Ma?????

WUT? Oh - she agunna gibs yew a SHOT in da NEE. Dat no sound like fun :( But wen Ma git home I wills comfurts her. She wills bees ok.

TOOKEY DAT no far away! TOOKEY TOOKEY TOOKEY!! 
I LUBS TOOKEY!  

Now dunno gits me rong. I lubs MIKEY a hole lot more dan TOOKEY!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo