HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPS!!! MA!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPS!!!! MA!!!! DAR BEES A MONSTER IN MY LITTRBOX!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!! SAVES ME, MA!!!

I Sew askairt!!! Dar bees 2 eyes an an an a meen frown on its face :( like dat. It agunna eeets me up!!! MAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

She on da coush sew I runs an an an jumps on her an an an grabs her nek an an an I hangs on fur deer life! My hart poundin an anI shakin........

Ma take me wid her an an an she go intew da baffroom.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ma!!!

She open da litterbox an an an she start gigglin an an an den laffin an an an I sez tew her

WUT SEW FUNNEE, Ma!! SEE??? DA MONSTER!! Ma put me down an an an sez

*Margo, that is NOT a monster. That is your POOP!! See?*

Ma git da skoop an an an .............she bin rite. I made a POOPIE MONSTER!! WOWIE!! How mene kitties duz dat??

Kins yew saves it, Ma? Or mebbe takes a pikshur ob it??? I makes a POOPIE MONSTER! I sew purroud!

Lubs,
Margo