RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Ma git up in da middle ob da nite. She complayn bout habin a *creek* in her nek. I sez WUT CREEK???? Yew dunno has water on yore nek? Wut yew talkin bout, Ma??? An she gib me a luk.....
Eneway, she go tew da baffroom. I feelin kinda FEISTY!! OH YEAH!!! Sew wen she come bak intew da bedroom, I makes my eyes reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel big an an an I dubbl kinks up my tale an an an I croushes on da bed.
Wudeber dat *creek* ma hab in her nek make her smart !!! She no dat I wants tew PLAYS!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Sew she git my wand toy wid da fethers an an an I chases dem bak an for an bak an for an ontew da bed an bak on da floor............I gits a gud werkout MOLMOL! An an an I races round da bed.
Den I POUNCE ontew Ma!! KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY *PUFFFFFFFFFFFFF*......ooooooops! Skyoozes me, Ma! WOW!! Dat stinkeeee MOL MOL!
Z"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"OM!! Intew da libin room on top ob da coush on da arm ob da coush, under da table under ober under ober under ober da chares an an an an
Z"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! intew da litter box................................
I feels beder now!!
Ma, git yoreself intew bed! It late an an an I needs tew sings yew a lullyboo now! MA!!! GIT OFF DAT POOTER AN AN AN GOES TEW BED!!!!! NOW!!!!
Mush Lubs,
Margo
