I BEES A CAT BOOGLER!!!

Yep! I bees a profeshinil Cat Boogler! Yew may asks, wut duz I boogle???

My speshiltee bees Ma's denshurs. Las nite Ma pop her jaw an an an out come her lower denshurs, RITE on top ob me!! An an an I sez WOWIE!! Tankee furry mush, Ma! Now I kins plays wid yore teefs!!

Sew I smaks em round, liks em, chews dem gud, an makes shur I gits dat tartar (wudeber dat bees) offa my teefs! I smak it round da house. Den I stashes it under da kishen table under da step stool. Gud. Ma willno luks dar fur dem!

Sew Ma git up an  dinno reelize she bin missin her lower teefs. She S L O W dis mornin. She go round do her stuffs, talks tew Ant Brenda, an an an wudeber. Den she go tew makes brekfist.

She take a drink ob joos an gits a funnee luk on her face (snicker snicker snicker!). She rub her jaw an an an reelize she missin her denshur...........MOL MOL MOL MOL at dis point I rollin wid laffter!

Sew she luk in da coush, ware she sleep all nite an dinno finds enetin. She luk in da bafroom.......nuttin. I seen her empty da litter box - HEY dat a grate idee fur neks time - an she luk more confoos.

She luk in da bedroom on da bed, under da desk, under da pillow...........she luk in da kishen. All ob a sudden, she luk under da kishen table, an dar, under da step stool........

*MARGO!!!*

NEENER NEENER, MA!! I BOOGLED YORE DENSHURS!! Dey tastes gud, Ma, and dey haaaalps me git rid ob tartar on my teefs. Tankee sew mush fur lettin me takes kar ob my teefs - WID YORE TEEFS!! MOL MOL ROTFMOL MOL MOL

Lubs,
Margo