Meowie

Ma bin goin out more. I dunno likes dat. She goin tew da BAD BAD FUT DOC DOC an an an she tell me he SHOK her futs tew makes dem feels beder. Yeah, rite. I agunna shoks dat doc doc fur hootin Ma's futs!! RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!! Wach out BAD BAD FUT DOC DOC!!!

Sew I bees bored wen she go out. Reeeeely bored.  Nuttin tew dew but sleeps in my fishie bed on my Hazel Lucy blankee. I dunno eeeeets nuttin. I dunno drinks nuttin. I dunno plays wid no toys. I agnores Benny da Beaker. I dunno cares iffin a skwerl visit our patteo.

BUT NO CAT BEDER GITS NOWHERE NEER MY PATTEO!!! I WILLS BEETS UP ene CAT dat come NEER MY BAK PATTEO!!!

I dunno eben cares iffin dat Jerk Russell Terror bark at me. I agnores her, tew.

An an an I gits GWUMPEEEEEE wen Ma stay out. Meen Ma! Wen she come in da house I agnores her. I sits up in my bed an turns my bak to her. Den I lays down an agnores her more. An an an I POUTS!! I gibs her a tood!

Wut dis???? Ma gibbin me a TREET????

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! I LUBS YEW WID ALL MY HART, MA!!!

Lubs,
Margo