Benny da Beaker AKA DDB (dat dum bird)

I spose mos ob yew has herd bout dem erthkwakes in Okleehooma. 2 ober da weekend an an an one a liddl wile ago. We feels da bigger ones heer, no da liddle ones. Dar bin tree ob dem ober magnitood 4 dat we feel. Jus a liddl shake, no mush. But peeps who lib on secon floor or houses not on ground lebel feels shake shake.

Fur reezins I dunno unnerstans, DDB kins SENSE dem an an an he git REEEEEELY ASKAIRT!!! he skreem, go tew da furry top ob da kaj, or furry bottom ob da kaj an shake shake shake an an an his eyes gits WILD!! DDB bin reeely askairt!

DUNNO TELLS NO KITT"Y, but I reely feels sorree fur DDB! I dunno likes it wen roks hit da house an an an I gits askairt. But mos ob da time I kins run tew Ma an an an she hol me an comfurt me. DDB dunno likes no hand in his kaj. An he tew askairt tew heer Ma tryin tew kumfurt him. Poor bird. I reely shuds takes him out ob his mizery so he willno gits sew askairt agin.

(snicker snicker)

Lubs,
Margo