I gits a noo toy tewda! YIPEE! It a WOOGIE!! I LIKES WOOGIES!!
My Woogie bees yeller. It hab 2 eyes. It bees long as my tale (DUNNO TUCH MY TALE!) an an an it furry! Iffin I bites it rite, it skweek! Dis beder den ene mousie - eben a POOPL one!
I LUBS MY WOOGIE!! I kins reeely restle wid it. I name it CHEWIE!! Chewie da Woogie!
Ma toss him on da floor an an an I smells him, an liks him, an den he luk at me wid dem cross eye ob his - DAT IT!! NO WOGGIE AGUNNA DISRESPEK ME!! RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! CHOMP KIK KIK KIK (skweek) CHOMP (skweek) SMAK - an Chewie go across da room an I RACES affer him - YEW KINNO GITS AWAY FROM ME CHEWIE DA WOOGIE!!! YEW MINE!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
But I reely likes him an an an I dunno wants tew kilt him - yet! Sew I grabs him an slinks under da bed an put him in my stash - sew I kins play wid him weneber I wants tew!
An an an I kins makes him skweek in da middle ob da nite an makes Ma jump MOL MOL MOL NEENER NEENER! OH dat FUNNEE!!
Ebry kitty shuds hab a Woogie. An an an iffin my Woogie shud dance - he be doin da BOOGIE WOOGIE ROTFMOL MOL MOL MOL MOL MOL!!
Lubs,
Margo
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