MKK (Mousie Kiltin Klub)

Hey Kitties!! Wuzzup??? Wutcha bin doin tewda?

It a purrtee fall day heer, but HOT. 85 bees hot fur fall.

I gots tew talks bout sumtin impotant. Mousies, an how tew kilts dem. Sew lissen up!

Dar bees lots ob ways tew kilt a mousie, an an an lots ob reezins tew kilt dem. ANY mousie commitin ANY offens bees deserbin ob bein KILT!! Da degree ob kilt depend on da degree ob offens.

Fur zample......iffin a mousie bees sittin on da floor an NO lukin at yew, it deserb tew bees kilt. It need a BIG smakie on da hed dat make it fly akross da room an hit da wall. Dat wills teech it tew luks at yew! Lak ob respekt no tolerated heer!

Iffin a mousie bees sittin on da floor LUKIN at yew, it deserb tew bees kilt! It need 2 BIG smakies on da hed an a flik from its tale. Dat wills teech it NO tew luks at yew! Lak ob respekt no tolerated heer!!

Ifin a mousie bees sittin on da floor, LUKIN at yew wid its tale curve an whiskers outa wak...........it in DEEP TRUBBLES!! REBELLION NO TOLERATED HEER!! At dis point, yew needs tew croush down, put yore eeeeers bak on yore hed, get a MEEEEN grimis on yore face, fluffs up yore tale an an an on da count ob 3 -  RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR! Yew POUNES on dat dum mousie, bites it in da hed, kiks it wid yore bak feet, SNARLS at it like a CHEETER an toss it away frum yew an an an repeets da process! Den it bees Half Kilt.

If it STILL bees lukin at yew affer all dat, it time tew kilt it ded. Hab NO mercy. GRAB dat mousie by its tale an YANK da tale off it an spits it out ob yore mouf. Tare intew dat mousie an an an pulls all da stuffin out ob it. Dat complete da job, an dat mousie wills neber boder yew agin! Nope!

Sew dat how tew takes care ob kiltin yore mousies.

I agunna starts a Mousie Kiltin Klub. My furst offishil member bees Mazie. She furry gud at kiltin mousies! Conatulashuns, Mazie!

Hoo else wanna bees a MKK member - it beder den da Mickey Mouse Club ROTFMOL MOL MOL!!!

Lubs,
Margo