Smashie Taters an an an Punkin Pi

MEOWIE WOWIE!! I got more treets da day affer Tanksgibin!!! SMASHIE TATERS!!! YUM!

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Dey DELISHIS!!! Ma gib me a hole teespoon ob dem!! Kreemy, soft, sew kumfurtin! An jus da rite mount ob salt!  Purrrrrfek!!   (I learn food review frum Guy Fietti mol)!

An den Punkin Pi........WOWIE!! Dat off da hook! Dat monee!! Dat out ob bounds!!  I kins taste da cinnymin, a little nutmeg, smoooooooooooooooth kreeeeemy punkin.........an an an a liddl wip kreem on top....... Iffin yew asks me I sez wut Guy sez......... WINNER WINNER PUNKIN PI DINNER!!!

Lubs,
Margo

pee ess - yep! I sperled rotten MOL!

HAPPEE TANKSGIVIN!!!

TOOKEY!! TOOKEY!! I SMELLS TOOKEY!!!

Ma went out wid nabor Linda. An an an she walk tru da door an I smelt it!!

TOOKEY! TOOKEY!! GIMME DAT TOOKEY RITE NOW, MA OR I AGUNNA BITES YORE BIG TOE!!!!! MEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

nom nom nom nom nom NOM NOM NOM NOM

OH dat sew delishis!!! Kins I has more, Ma?? GIMME MORE NOW, MA!! um......pleeeze????

Wut? save sum fur dinner???? um........well, ok.......mebbe..............jus ONE more peec ob tookey, Ma??? SNARF!!!

I has a full bellie now. OH dat tookey sew delishis................purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

MA! Comes an an an lays down wid me sew we kins take a nap an an an dreems bout tookeys now!

PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Lubs,
Margo

WUT????? NO TOOKEY?????

I bummed, wudeber dat meen. Ma tol me tewda dat we NO habin TOOKEY fur Thanksgiving. WUT?????  MEEN MA!! Dat SEW MEEN! Dat MEENER den MEEN!!! I agunna goes on STRIKE..........I tink dat meen pout pout pout.....

Needer Ma or Ant Brenda feel gud nuff tew makes a tookey an an an Ma dunno feels like habin company. Sew dey agunna gits a SHIKEN! WUT???? Dar no sush ting as a *Thanksgiving SHIKEN*!!
Dat jus rong :(  Ant Brenda agunnas has Unkie Carl pick up a cook SHIKEN at Wolly World. *RATS"* I sew disappoint...............

POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT!!

I WANTS TOOKEY!  I WANTS TOOKEY!  I WANTS TOOKEY!! POUT POUT POUT POUT!!!

Pouty Margo

(snicker snicker)

First, I wants tew sez Welkum tew Amy an an an her Dad, Wayne! Dey dunno has no cat. Dey like cats, but deyLUBS me! Dey has a dog, a Jerk Russell Terror name Odie. I neber met him, but I dunno tinks I wants tew......mol!

Yew all no dat I a furry sweet, lubbin kitty, an an an I takes reeeel gud care ob Ma! I lubs her sew mush, an an an she LUBS ME!......hmmmmmmmmmmm........dat almos sound like a song.........

Eneways, Ma bin hootin tewda in her bak. Sumtin call *syattyka*. Sew she limpin round las nite an an an didno sleeps gud at all.

But I slept wid her. I kuddle wid her, an an an sang her a nice lullyboo. an I purrrr purrrr PURRRRRRR till she goes tew sleeps. She toss, turn an an an wiggle. but I stays wid her an an an gibs her little kissies tew lets her no dat I wid her an an an dat I lubs her.

She finally sleep on da coush. all ob a sudden da fone ring. Ma go tew answers it. Dat wen she found da PURREZZIE I lef fur her in da hall by da bedroom!

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!! MARGO!!!*

snicker snicker snicker snicker

My tunny hoot an an an I barf in da hall by da bedroom.......at lees I dinno barfs on da KARPET!! Ma shuds preshiate dat!

Sew I runs tew haaaaalps her. She luk at me an mumble sumtin an an an I sez Mew! Mew! an an an she grumbles sum more.

See? I sush a sweet kitty dat I leebs purrezzies fur Ma. I shur it haalp her feels beder.

snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker!
Lubs,
Margo

I MAD AT DDB!!!

Boy I MAD at Dat Dum Bird. He bin tweetin all day long an an an he dunno eben has a *SMART PHONE*!!!!!

Sheesh.
Lubs,
Margo
(snicker snicker snicker snicker!)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPS!!! MA!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPS!!!! MA!!!! DAR BEES A MONSTER IN MY LITTRBOX!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!! SAVES ME, MA!!!

I Sew askairt!!! Dar bees 2 eyes an an an a meen frown on its face :( like dat. It agunna eeets me up!!! MAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

She on da coush sew I runs an an an jumps on her an an an grabs her nek an an an I hangs on fur deer life! My hart poundin an anI shakin........

Ma take me wid her an an an she go intew da baffroom.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ma!!!

She open da litterbox an an an she start gigglin an an an den laffin an an an I sez tew her

WUT SEW FUNNEE, Ma!! SEE??? DA MONSTER!! Ma put me down an an an sez

*Margo, that is NOT a monster. That is your POOP!! See?*

Ma git da skoop an an an .............she bin rite. I made a POOPIE MONSTER!! WOWIE!! How mene kitties duz dat??

Kins yew saves it, Ma? Or mebbe takes a pikshur ob it??? I makes a POOPIE MONSTER! I sew purroud!

Lubs,
Margo

I bees kiltin Da Bird.......

Today a diffykult day. My hip hoot. It cool an an an damp an an an Ma seen me limpin. Sew she took out dat hot hot pad an an an put it in my fishy bed. OOOOOOOOOOOOH! Dat feel sew mush beder! Tankee furry mush, Ma. An I takes a cat nap.

Affer a wile I feels rowdy an an an I wants tew kilts DA BIRD.........it take ma a wile tew figgrs out wut I yowlin bout.........she kinda slow tewda. Sew I chase dat bird an an an I KIK KIK KIK KIK KIK CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP dat bird an an an I races round the kishen an stalks dat bird.....I FEROSHIS!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!

All ob a sudden DDB start skwawkin an skreechin! MAN he bin LOUD! SHUTS UP yew DUM BIRD!!

MA!! Makes him shuts up! He gibin us BOT a hedake!!..............Ma still kinda slow..........she yell at him an tell DDB dat he hab fresh food fresh water fresh cage an an an den dat werd come out ob her mouf.......

"BENNY!!! KWITCHERBELLYAKIN!!!:"

Oh I hates wen Ma sez dat werd tew me! But DDB DESERB dat werd! Dum Bird!! Ma sit down an put her hed in her hands. Guess she askin Creator's Son wut tew do..........

Den Ma git da spray bottle an an an I yells MA!! Makes shur dat water an no VINNYGRRRRR!!! yew no wid it sew CHEKS!!! She did.

DDB histerrykil wen he git a baff. Ma spray da front ob him, den da bak ob him, den he turn his rear end up sew she kins sprays him dar.........sew I decides tew cheers Ma up.

SPRAYS HIM GUD, Ma!! In fak, I hungree............GOES AHED AN AN AN DROWNS HIM, MA!! USE DA VINNYGRRRR!! Dat make him tastes eben beder!!!! mol mol!

Ma gib me a funnee luk.........

Well, DDB shuts up, an sew now Ma an I agunna takes a nap!

Lubs,
Margo