I bees kiltin Da Bird.......

Today a diffykult day. My hip hoot. It cool an an an damp an an an Ma seen me limpin. Sew she took out dat hot hot pad an an an put it in my fishy bed. OOOOOOOOOOOOH! Dat feel sew mush beder! Tankee furry mush, Ma. An I takes a cat nap.

Affer a wile I feels rowdy an an an I wants tew kilts DA BIRD.........it take ma a wile tew figgrs out wut I yowlin bout.........she kinda slow tewda. Sew I chase dat bird an an an I KIK KIK KIK KIK KIK CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP dat bird an an an I races round the kishen an stalks dat bird.....I FEROSHIS!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!

All ob a sudden DDB start skwawkin an skreechin! MAN he bin LOUD! SHUTS UP yew DUM BIRD!!

MA!! Makes him shuts up! He gibin us BOT a hedake!!..............Ma still kinda slow..........she yell at him an tell DDB dat he hab fresh food fresh water fresh cage an an an den dat werd come out ob her mouf.......

"BENNY!!! KWITCHERBELLYAKIN!!!:"

Oh I hates wen Ma sez dat werd tew me! But DDB DESERB dat werd! Dum Bird!! Ma sit down an put her hed in her hands. Guess she askin Creator's Son wut tew do..........

Den Ma git da spray bottle an an an I yells MA!! Makes shur dat water an no VINNYGRRRRR!!! yew no wid it sew CHEKS!!! She did.

DDB histerrykil wen he git a baff. Ma spray da front ob him, den da bak ob him, den he turn his rear end up sew she kins sprays him dar.........sew I decides tew cheers Ma up.

SPRAYS HIM GUD, Ma!! In fak, I hungree............GOES AHED AN AN AN DROWNS HIM, MA!! USE DA VINNYGRRRR!! Dat make him tastes eben beder!!!! mol mol!

Ma gib me a funnee luk.........

Well, DDB shuts up, an sew now Ma an I agunna takes a nap!

Lubs,
Margo