HOO HOO HOO -wut dat???

HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!!

Wut dat Ma???? I ASKAIRT ob dat nois..............close dat frunt door, Ma!

HOO HOO HOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

LEAP!! (intew Ma's arms) MA!!!! WUT DAT NOIS????? It agunna eeets me! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPS!!

Den Ma put me down an go OUTSIDE!! NOOOOOOOO!! MA!!! Dunno goes outside!!! It agunna hooos yew tew deth!

Ma luk round an an an intew da trees kross da street. Den she comes in!

MA! yew still alibe!! WUT DAT NOIS???

A *BARN OWL*??? Wut dat??? A big birdie - duz it eets cats????? Oh - it eats MOUSIES!! I tink I likes dat hoo birdie.........it eeet small birds, tew????

LEAP LEAP LEAP tumble tumble crash..........BUT MA!!! I Trying tew SAVES DAT DUM BIRD FRUM DAT  hoo birdie..........DDB BEES MINE!! I no agunna lets no HOO BIRDIE eeets MY DDB!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOSH!

YIKES!! HOOZILLA bees in da pare tree in our frunt yard....WOW - dat a BIG BIRD!! HOLDS ME, MA!! I ASKAIRT!! tremble tremble tremble shake shake shake

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!

Bye bye Birdzilla Hoo Birdie..............an an an NEENER NEENER yew didno gits Ma, me, or DDB!!!

Lubs,
Margo