Dis an Dat - Margo's Tales (DUNNO TUCH MY TALE!!)

 Guess Wut???? I has Christmas Purrezzies!!! Yep! LOTS ob dem!! One ob Ma's swappin furrends send me a Christmas Stockin wid room fur my pikshur on it an an an it bees FULL ob purrezzies fur me!! WOWIE!!!  An an an Mikey send me a purrezzie an an an Alfie frum England send me a purrezzie........... an an an MEEN MA sez I canno opens dem until Christmas day.........................meen ma!

Tewda bin diffykult. I hab *Mega-Poop* an an an it hoot a lot. I cry cry cry cry cry! I kudno use my litter box..........Ma no mad. in fak, she cuddle me wen I got don. She didno hab no pumkin tew gibs me an an an she felt bad. But I ok now. I sleep mos ob da mornin after dat.

Ma's boo boo gettin beder an I glad bout dat. It dunno smells no more. Da noos still come ebry day. But I glad she gettin beder.

Yesserda ma an I bin playin wid my snake on a wand an an an I bin FERROSHIS!! I smaks it an an an bites it an chases it all ober da bedroom! An I stalks it an tries tew KILTS it, but I didno kilt it........yet (snicker snicker). An an an I do tubmlesalts, tew! Dat make Ma laff. All ob a sudden I dissapeeers under da bed tew play wid my toys in my stash. Ma heer me thumpin round an bein rowdy an she laff.

All ob a sudden I feels sumtin weeeerd on my fut an I PANIKS!!! My eeers go bak an my tale fluff out (DUNNO TUCH MY TALE) an an an I RACE out frum under da bed an I limps. Ma hab a startle look on her face an I dashes out ob da bedroom askairt tew deth!! Ma try tew cach me an she miss sew she grab my tale........DUNNO TUCH MY TALE, MA!!

She luk at me an an an see dat I has a SPIDE"Y TRAP on my fut...........(DUNNO TUCH MY FUT, MA!!) an an an she YANK it off ob me.............an an an I lost bout a gazillion hares from my fut........MEEN SPIDEY TRAP!!! Yew apposta cach SPIDEYS, no ME!!! MEEN SPIDEY TRAP!!

Ma wash my fut wid soup -um ... sowp? WUDEBER an an an I dunno likes dat........Meen Ma tuch my fut :(  :(  :(  Den she let me down an an an I goes an liks my fut till it reeeely kleen. Sheesh. I hopes I neber eber meets anudder Spidey trap!

Udder den dat, not mush else happnin. It cold. We hab white stuffs fur a few days. Den rane rane rane. Now it dry an an an I dunno tinks we agunna has a white Christmas.

Mush Lubs,
Margo