I reely lubs my snake!! An an an I plays HARD!! Da udder nite I bin chasin it, an I gots reeeely rowdee!! I leap an tur an du tumblesalts an race round da bedroom an I stalks dat snake an an an (Ma bin surprize) I GROWLS like a feeeerc Cheeter!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!! I AGUNNA KILTS YEW YEW DUM SNAKE!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!
Meen Ma stop playin wid me acuz he tink I bees gettin *carried away* wudeber dat meen!!! Sew she take MY snake AWAY frum me.........MEEN MA!!! She go an sit by da pooter an an an an ..........HACK!! I pukes ALL ober da carpet! Dat upset Ma. She kleen as bes she kud. She dinno gibs me nuttin else for 3 HOURS!! I bin STARVIN, Meen Ma!!
Sew Ant Peggy come da neks day. She get out da MEEN MEEN DIRT EETIN MACHEEEN an an vaccuum da bedroom rug. I DUNNO LIKES DAT TING! Sew I clings tew Ma. Den she spray da rug, puts a powder on it, an skrub skrub skrub. Den she close MY bedroom door!! How MEEN is dat! She tell me she dunno wants my feets tew gits powder on dem. SHEESH!
Affer a wile, she use dat MEEN MEEN DIRT EETIN MACHEEN AGIN!! I get annoy wid her....... DEN she git da steamer an an an steem da rug.
I DUNNO LIKES MY rug in MY bedroom! It dunno smells like me!!!
Well, I fix dat. Bout ten minits affer she leeb, I HACK agin on da KLEEN KLEEN rug MOL MOL ROTFMOL!
um..........Ma no a happee camper.............
Lubs,
Margo
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