Oh I bin furroshis dis affernoon! After Ant Peggy go home, I eets my dinner.......NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!! OH it delishis an I eets da hole ting!! Den I gets dem *friskies*...........LOOKS OUT WERLD!!!
I race intew da bedroom, sits in da middle ob da floor, an YOWLS at da top ob my lungs. Ma come in an an an figgrrr out dat I wants tew plays wid my snake on da wire. But Ma NO rede fur wut she see an an an heer MOL an NEENER NEENER!!
Ma get da snake an I croush down an gits as tinee as I kins git.......my eeers flat on my hed............my tale curl up an my eyes big as sawsers an an an Ma start draggin dat snake cross da floor an an an MEEEEYOWROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SNARL!! GROWL!! (Ma's eyes gits REELY big - she neber seen me dis, um, wild? afore!! neener neener!!) SMAK CHOMP KIK KIK KIK KIK GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! an Ma canno gits dat snake away frum me!!
I GOTS YEW YEW DUM SNAKE!! RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR an an an I duz 2 tumblesalts in a row an dat snake went flyin an an an I LEEEP tru da are an CHOMP afore it hit da ground! An I beets it up REEEEL GUD!!
Den I runs an hides behind da door an makes myself reeeely tinee agin........but I canno waits.......dat snake bin lukin at me funnee.............an it make me MAD MAD MAD!!! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HISSSSSSSSSSSS SPPPPIIIIIIIIITTT! An I LEEPS in da are an flies like a birdie (mush beder den DDB snicker snicker) an I GETS DA SNAKE!! An I rips it an I tares it an I chomps it an I smaks it tree times!!!
It ded now, Ma. I kilt it gud. An I feels GUD!! I STRONG! I BRAVE! I MEEN! I KILT DA SNAKE!! Ma sed sumtin bout me bein a akrobat, wudeber dat bees.........I FEERLISS.......
I Margo. Dunno mess wid me yew dum snake!!
Mush Lubs,
Margo, Valiant Warrior!
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