MEEN MA

Boy o Boy I MAD!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT!!

Furst, Ma did gits da shot in her nee. She sed it dinno hoot, which I furry glad bout. I dunno wants Ma tew has pane!

MEEN MA left me alone for a LONG TIME!!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT! She leeb in d affernoon, eerly, an dinno gits bak till almos BED TIME!!! MEEN MA!!! PFFFFFFFFFT!

I ask her ware she bin. Well, after da shot, she an Lainy go tew Columbia. But dar bin a bad bad aksidint on da innerstate. Ma an Lainy see a UPS truk at da same time an an an sez FOLLOW DAT TRUK!!! It no ware it goin! Sew dey drive tru da kuntreeside an an an Ma sed it reeeely purrty, an an an evenshully dey gits tew Columbia.

I asks her iffin dey STOPS da UPS truk tew asks fur direkshuns..........an an an tew sees iffin dey has a pawkij fur me............Ma sed No, an da driver hab pawkijes for Columbia, not Moberly. MEEN UPS MAN!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT  MEEN MA fur not askin, anyways! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!

DEN she an Lainy goes tew Hobby Lobby acuz Ma hab a *gift certificate*. Dat meen she git FREE STUFFS!!! WOWIE!! I asks her iffin she git me anytin, an an an she sed No, Hobby Lobby dunno has pet stuffs! MEEN HOBBY LOBBY!!! PFFFFFFFFFFT!!! MEEN MA fur no goin ware she kins gits me a purrezzie!!!

AN DEN she an Lainy goes tew has dinner at *Longhorn Steakhouse* Ma sed she hab stake, potater, salad, home made bread, an it bin delishis! Did MEEN MA bring me eben ONE TINY MORSEL ob stake???? NO!! SUPER DOOPER MEEN MA!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!! PFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!! Sheesh.

Den she go tew helth food store - I dunno wants nuttin helthee, tankee :(  an an an den tew Sam's club. She dinno gits me nuttin dar, eeder.

Sheesh. I hab da MEENEST MA in da werld! POUT!

ut oh - Santa Clawas a comin soon............I willno git no gifties iffin I pouts............sew I will SLINKS under da bed an nobuddy kins sees me........slink slink slink slink slink slink slink slink.......p... p... p...

Lubs,
Margo

but I trooly bees glad dat shot dinno hoot Ma!

It COLD heer!

WOWIE it cold heer! Eeerlee dis mornin it bin 22 degrees! DAT COLD!

Ma hab tew goes out an an an she put sew mush clothin on she look like a Eskimoo. Sew I asks her iffin she was a goin MUSHIN wid her sled dog team...........MOL MOL MOL ROTFMOL! HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR.

Ma giv me a luk........snicker snicker!

On thoosda Ma goin tew da doc doc an an an she sed her doc doc was agunna SHOOTS her in da nee...........WUT???? Wut dat yew sez, Ma?????

WUT? Oh - she agunna gibs yew a SHOT in da NEE. Dat no sound like fun :( But wen Ma git home I wills comfurts her. She wills bees ok.

TOOKEY DAT no far away! TOOKEY TOOKEY TOOKEY!! 
I LUBS TOOKEY!  

Now dunno gits me rong. I lubs MIKEY a hole lot more dan TOOKEY!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

It STILL Ma's Brifda!!

Tewda Ma git ANNUDER Birfda Card! YIPPEE SKIPPEE! Dis has bin a grrrrrrrrrrrate Birfda fur Ma an Me! MEOWIE WOWIE!

Now it bees time tew sez TANKEE FURRY MUSH tew efurryone dat send Ma an Me cards an an an gifties! It a LOOOOOOOOOOONG listie an an an we hopes we dunno miss anyone hoo sent us a card or giftie! Deez bees Catster furrends, ChemoAngel furrends, Postcard swapping friends, 
famblee, Swap-Bot furrends, pen pals, naybors an an an local furrends!  In no purrtiklur order:

Data & Geordi & Mom
Sheba & Star & Mom
Lily & Mom
Jan
Merilee
Shelby & Layla
Hope
Daisy, Cali an an an Famblee
Mary and crew
Tania
Georgette
Clive, Chessie & Sinbad an Mom
Swantje
Patty
Candy
Simon, Reuben an Mom
Tweak an Famblee
Coach Light Crew
Teri
Loretta
Julie, Mazie & Angel HL
Teebo, Callie & Famblee
Jim & Lucy
Beth,
Tami
Cheryl
Sheela
Gleek, Newman, Samoa, Inky & Mom
TheCatintheClover
Tigger, Rosie an Famblee
Lydia
Linda & Ron
Manny
Keri
Yalra
Mary C
Don & Jerri an Kitty Famblee
Jasper, Jillian, Jobel an Mom
Coffee, Panda an Mom
Aimee B
Kacey
Yvonne
Lisa
Lisa B
Erin
Deb & Mikey
Diana
Jane
Kathleen
Mary A
Judy
Penny
The Carolina Crew & Famblee
Judy E
Pat
Donna
Cassie
The Beach Crew an Famblee
Jan A
Debbi
Tabitha an Famblee
Be-Little, Baby-G an Famblee
Kim
Rachel
Nancy

phew! Dat a lot! Tankee furry mush agin!

Mush Lubs, 
Margo & Ma

MORE on Ma's Birfda

I guess it still Ma's Birfda mol mol! Acuz I gots more tew tells yew!

Mazie an an an Angel Hazel Lucy's Mommy make Ma a POOPL skarf! OH it BEEYOOTEEFUL an an an I jelis!! MY fabrit color bees POOPL.........an an an it Ma's fabrit color, tew. But it tew big fur me. It wills keeps Ma WARM an an an COZEE dis winter!

Julie bin makin  *TRANQUILITY BLANKETS* fur a long, long time. An an an collars an hats fur Kitties an an an Doggies! Yew needs tew chek out her website - but afore yew dew, I needs tew tewlls yew dat Julie bees da bestest kroshayer I nos! She trulee PURRFESSHINAL! She make only TOP KWALITY stuffs. Her stitches bees PURRFEK an an an ebrytin she make kees us furkids nice an an an KUMFEE an an an WARM!!

She also make Skarf, hats, & babee blankies fur peeples! Yew canno find NUTTIN better! Sew pleeze chek her website out an an an SPERL your kitties an an an doggies an an an yorself, tew!

http://www.prettyhazel.com/tranquilityblankets.html

Mush Lubs,
Margo
pee ess.........Ma LUB her skarf! Tankee fur makin it fur her, Julie! 

Ma's Birfda #2

Ma git lots ob gifties fr her birfda, an an an I wanna tanks furryone hoo gab her giftie certifykits to Amzon...........

AMAZON??? Giftie cerfitykits to da AMAZON riber in Africa???? WUT??? Ma - yew no goin tew dat river!!! Dey gots LIONS an an an Water Buffyloos dat KILTS lions an an an croky diles an an an KING COBRAS ( I dunno wants tew meets DAT king......) an an an CHEETERS an an an leperds an anan HY-EEENAs  - an an an dem HY-EEENAs bees reeeel nasty like.............

DUNNO GOES TEW DA AMAZON RIBER, MA!!! Acuz I NO going wid yew..........I tew askairt!!! I WILLS KLING TEW YEW MA AN WILLNO LETS YEW GO DAR!!!

Wut? Amazon bees a store online - yew meens in da kumpooter???? WUT???

DUNNO ASKAIRTS M LIKE DAT, MA!!! Yes, I no da war yew gits my fud..........but I tot it frum Africa...........um........(blush)

enewa (blush blush blush)

TANKEE FURRY MUSH tew efurryone hoo gib Ma a certifykit from dat ONLINE STORE Amazon.

Mush Lubs,
Margo

pee ess......I sew releeb!

Happee Birfda, Ma!

Ma hab a birfda las Monda. Yep. She turn 55. WOW, Ma - dat OLD! Yew almos a ANTEEK!!! Sheesh. It bin a gud day fur us acuz

I GIT A BIRFDA PURREZZIE ON MA'S BIRFDA!!!!! WOWIE!! I got a *Nap Spot* frum acatintheclover.com !! It a Hello Kitty- WAITS A MINIT???? Duz I no dis kitty? Why it saying hello???? Duz I needs tew sez hello tew it??? Anyway it bees a round blankee wid catnip in it........sniff  Sniff  SNiff  SNIFf   SNIFF SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

ALARM ALARM!! GIT REDDY  TEW ATTAKS!! Eeeeeers bak, eyes like sawsers, tale in FULL BLOOM......reddy.......sets.......
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Under da kishen table in out in out in out up down up down ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM sniff sniff sniff SNIFFFFFFFF ZOOMIE!! On da coush bak an for bak an for bak an for STOPS!

Wow dat gud................. I eggzawsted now. I tinks I agunna takes a nap on my *Nap Spot*.........I no I agunna has gud dreems..........sniff sniff sniffzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Lush Mubs,
Margo

tew bees continyew.........................

I JELIS!!!!

Meen Ma went out twice teda. Once she went swimming. I no acuz she come home wet an an an she stink like kloreen.

Den she go out agin. Wen she come home, I smells a DOG!! She hab a DOG on her lap!!! MEEN MA!! I gits on her an an an I smells an smells an smells her,

She hab da NERB tew tells me dat dis dog a *Bichon Frise* name Popcorn. Wut a DUM name! Well, den agin, it a dog fur gunnes sake. An an an dis dum dog sit on her lap fur a HOUR!!!

I SEW JELIS I AGUNNA PUKES!!! MEEN MA!!! I sew uset!!!

Den dar bees a nok on da door! It Connie, da manager, heer tew duz a *Inspection*. Well, first ting Connie duz is talk tew me an pets me! I reeely liks Connie (an rite now I likes her beder dan MA!) Ob kors Ma pass *Inspection* wid no problem an Connie pet me more!

Jus wen she leeb, Ma ask me iffin I bees hungree..........an an an she feed me. Gud ting she did.........
um..........I canno bees mad at MEEN MA acuz she feed me delishis fud................

Lubs,
Margo