I Bees FURROSHIS!!!!!

Las nite I bin in a mood. I walk intew da libin room an an an dar bin dat red mousie wid dat crinkle tale. It look at me crosseye, an I DUNNO TOLERATES NO crosseye look frum NO MOUSIE! Dat make me MAD!!!

Sew I croush down, puts my eeeers bak, my eyes gits intew slits, my tale to strate out, an an an I makes a furry low growl.....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRROOAAAARRRRRRRR POUNCE SMAK KIK SMAK CHOMP bite bite bite bite kik kik kik SMAK!!! an an an it go flyin across da room.

Sew I stalks it. Reeeeel quiet, I croush down an slink slink slink under da kishen table.......eeeers bak, tale out an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Kik KIK SMAK ZOOOOOOOOOOOM! I AGUNNA GITS YEW, YEW DUM MOUSIE!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

An I races round da housie kiltin dat mousie!! KIK KIK KIK KIK CHOMP BITE BITE BITE BITE
rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!
ptui Off come its tale!

I KILT IT ! I KILT IT!! Dat mousie dunno has no more tale. It ded.

I SEW furroshis! Mousies ebryware beder bees terriorified ob me! I da Shampion Mousie Kilter!!

Lubs,
Margo

Happee 4 ob Jooooly!!

Happee Birfda America!! Ma an I wishies all ob our furrends a wonnerful an an an safe day!

DUNNO TELLS NO KITTY, but DDB bees reely askairt ob dem firekrakers. Ma put him in da baffroom. He furry nerbis, poor ting. I tol Ma I kuds haaaalps him an an an takes him out ob his mizree....I MEENS KEEPS HIM KUMPNEE AN AN AN bites him  I MEENS KUDDLES HIM!!! Meen Ma sed NO!

I lern sumtin noo tewda. yew no dem big farm animals wid a mane an an an tale an an an dey wares a bridal tingy in dar mouf??? I canno say dat werd...........hoooorshei..........um um hooooooooooos - well yew no wut I meen.

I found out tewday dat dey got LITTLE ONES call PONIES!!! I kins say dat werd! PONY PONY PONY PONY!!! Wheeeeeee!!

MA I WANTS A PONY TEW RIDES! NOW!!! Dey smaller an an an no so hi up!

Mazie's Mommy sed dey habin PONY RIDE ware she lib. MA!!!LETS GO TO MAZIE;S HOUSE NOW!! We kins all rides dem PONIES!!! GIDDYUP PONY!!!

WUT???? Mazie lib tew far away????? We canno git dar in a few minits????? *RATS!*

Mazie kin yew sends us a PONY???? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez???

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Ant Brenda an an an Unkie Carl comes fur a visit!!!

nok nok nok on da front door. Ma open it an an an  it bees ANT BRENDA an an an UNKIE CARL!!! I SEW eggsited dey comes tew sees me!

I gits on Ant Brenda's lap an an an purrrrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Den I gets on Unkie Carls lap an an an an PURRRRR PURRRRRRR PURRRRRR! I lubs dem SEW MUSH!!!!

Unkie Carl bring bif meet tew Ma. Unkie Carl sed dat someone ware he werk slotter a cow an an an sell da bif tew co-werkers .......WUT???? Yew has tew KILT a cow tew eets bif????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Dat MEEN!! Dunno kilts no cow!! MA!!! Dat terrierabull...........(skyooz me no pun intend)

I furry upset! I WILLNO EETS BIF!!! I agunna goes on STRIKE!!

POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT.

Lubs,
Margo

pee ess It ok tew kilts an an an eets shiken an an an tookey- acuz dey onlee DUM BIRDS!!!!

GOES AWAY HEIDI DUM DOG!!

I bin sleepin in my fishy bed. All ob a sudden I heers 'OH WHAT A PRETTY KITTY' an an an den SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF...........

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GITS OFF MY BAK PATEEO DUM HEIDI!! RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

She go away but I dunno likes her! She git me all ajytated an an an I pace bak an for an bak an for an bak an for. My hare bin all fluff out. I DUNNO LIKES DUM HEIDE!!

I getting sew upset dat Ma pik me up an an an bring me intew da bedroom eben do I PROTEST!! NO, MA!!! DUNNO PIKS ME UP!!RRRRRRRRRRRRR *MARGO, settle DOWN*

POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT!! Heidi I agunna smaks yore mouf neks time yew comes ontew MY BAK PATEEO!! YEW NO WELKUM HEER! DUM DOG!

POUT!!

Lubs,
Margo, R.K.N., O.G.G.

I embarss Ma

Tewda I bin in da litter box wen nok nok nok an an an noos Marie came in. She no Ma's reglar noos, but I lubs her almos as mush as I lubs Ant Peggy! She bring a stoodent noos wid her, tew!

I gits sew eggsited dat I JUMPS out ob da litter box an runs down da hallway tew greets dem...............an an an I left a trale ob poopies on da way! I cudno haaaaalps it! I bin sew eggsited tew sees Marie!

Ma dinno see dis until she had tew gits sumtin in da baffroom. She sez tew Marie 'Is this what I think it is'??? an an an Marie sez 'Yep!' Ma hang her hed an an an dey all starts laffin.

I gibs Ma  a dirtee luk. Sew WUT!! I feels gud, I gots LUBS, an an an it no hard tew cleen! Silly Ma!

Mush Lubs,
Margo hoo also bees a R.K. N. (Registered Kitty Nurse)

STORMS KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Hello kitty furrends! I has tew bees hones wid yew. But DUNNO TELLS NO KITTY wut I agunna sez. We hab thunderstorm tewda. No bad, really, but it make me nerbis acuz litenin struk reeeeel close an an an it LOUDER den enetin I eber herd!

DDB got reeeely askairt wen dat happen! He skreem an an an fly all ober da kaj in a panik. I feel sorree fur him. He REEEELY askairt! Meen Ma wouldn't let me kumfurt him. I was agunna puts my paws round his nek - I meens AROUND him - an an an bites - I MEENS KUMFURT him!!! Meen Ma sed NO :( But I reely did feels sorree fur him.

We apposta gits bad storms all week. Guess dat meen DDB wills be libin in da baffroom tew keeps him calm durin da storms.

I has Ma an an an I kuddles wid her wen I bees askairt. Speshilly wen da storm hab ROKS in it. I HATES STORMS DAT HAS ROKS IN IT!!! Dat terrierize me :(

Sew, efurrykitty an an an famblee stays safe dis week. Ma an I always purrays wen we seez bad wether waches in da nashun.

Mush Lubs,
Margo

OH NOES!!! GIMME MY RUGS BAK!!!

I bin  mindin my own bizness yesserda an an an all ob a sudden, Virginia (Ma's aid) take out MY RUGS!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MEEEEEEYOWOOOOOOOO!! GIMME MY RUGS BAK :(
POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT!!!

an DEN she take my blankees off my throne! PFFFFFT!! Wut yew DOIN, Virginia???? RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!

An I pace an pace an pace :( POUT POUT POUT!!

Ma pik me up an put me on her lap. NO!! I DUNNO WANTS YORE LAP!! I wants my RUGS an an an my BLANKEESS!!!! I sew unhappee :(

Den I runs intew da bedroom an an an gits under da cubbers an an an I sez tew myself dat I agunna BITES any hand dat TUCH MY CUBBERS!!!!!

Sew I curls up an waits...........nobuddy tuch da cubbers sew I takes a long nap! I canno handles sush stress :(

Wen I wakes up, I goes intew da libbin room, an an an DAR BEES MY RUGS AN AN AN MY BLANKEES!! All kleen......sew I rubs an rubs an rubs all ober dem. Now dey jus fine. Sheesh. Wut I has tew puts up wid :(

Lubs,
Margo