Ma bin furry meen lately. Las Frida she leeb me alone. I DUNNO likes tew bees lef alone :( She come home an her eyes bees wet. I no she miss me, but reeely.........mol!
Saturday MEEN MA leeb me AGIN! :( :( :( Wen she come bak, she has a bag ob APPLES! Dey smells gud, sew I asks her fur one...........I dinno likes it furry mush sew I spits it out.
Sunday, Ma's birfda, Ant Peggy come in da affernoon an dat bin reeeel nice! She gib me lots ob tenshun. I need dat acuz Meen Ma leeb me alone sew mush. MEEN MA!
Monday Meen Ma bin gone a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time! Boy I bin upset wen she git home. But she all happee an an an smilin. I glad tew sees dat Meen Ma bees in a gud mood. She sit an puts her futs up acuz dey hoot an an an I no dat, sew I climb in her lap an an an gibs her kissies an an an I purrrrrrssssss!
Toosda Ma no in sush a gud mood. Her *internets* stop werkin. Ma dunno likes dat. Den Ant Brenda call all upset tinkin Ma no ok. Den Ma find out her phone dinno werks.......Ma bin upsets agin...........
Wednesday NOK NOK NOK NOK NOK on da door........DA POOLEEEEES! MA!! Wut did yew dew?????? I agunna runs an hides sew I dunno goes tew jale........HONEST MA!! I dinno pull dat kord.............
Later dat nite, AGIN, NOK NOK NOK NOK NOK - da partment manager come tew sees iffin Ma bees ok........well, Ma bees fine an an an I dunno unnerstans dis..........
Ma bin stress. I dunno likes it wen Ma bees stress. Sew I tries tew haaaaalps her. I walks round da house yowlin reeeeeel sad like. Frum my bellie. No a moo, jus a sad OWOOOOOOOOO OWOOOOOOO! MEEN MA tell me tew *KWITCHERBELLYAKIN, MARGO!! Sheesh. Ma gwumpee :(
Yesserda Virginia come ober tew duz Ma an my laundree. Virginia FURRY smart! She no how tew puts tewgedder Ma's pooter tingies an an an she git a fone fur Ma tew. Ma feel a lot beder after dat.
Den tewda, FINALLY, Ma's pooter AND fone werks. Sheesh. Wut a week.
OH OH OH - an an an Ma git 3 boo-k's fur her birfda!!! One fur me acuz it bees frum MY furrends Be-Little an an an Baby G! One from Ant Brenda, an an an one frum Lainy! I gits tew smells ALL ob dem an an an dey smells WUNNERFUL! I LUBS flowers! Sew I tells Ma dey MY flowers. No hers. MINE MINE MINE MINE! She sez ok Margo wudeber mol mol!
Sew, tings bak tew normal heer now. Tankee Creator's Son furry mush. An an an tankee tew all Ma's furrends fur purrayin fur her an an an carin sew mush fur her.........an an an ME!
Mush Lubs,
Margo
Friday, September 14, 2012
Friday, September 7, 2012
Ma's Birfda Purrezzie!
Ma's birfda bees Sunday. Ebry yeer I stresses bout wut tew gits her, cuz my lowance onlee bees nuff for food (I HUNGREE MA!! FEEDS ME NOW!!), da Bad Bad Vet Man visit (PFFFFFFFFFFFT!) an an an litter box stuff (*BLUSH*). I always ends up gibin her LOTS ob cuddles, kissies, an an an purrrrrrs, and she lub dat - I duz, tew!
But dis yeer, I reeeeely gibs her a grrrrrrate purrezzie! Las nite I dinno feels tew gud, an an an I starts tew *MOOOOOOOOOOOO* Ma sez I sounds like a cow.......I NO A COW, MA!!! I A CAT!!! My tummy dinno feels tew gud. Sew, Ma came lukin fur me, an an an she cudno sees me acuz it dark an she dinno has her glasses on. She stop, an an an I goes HACK an an an out come a HUGE HARBALL!!! Rite ontew Ma's lef fut! WOWIE!! Wut a shot!! I cudno hab dun dat iffin I reeely tried! snicker snicker snicker snicker mol mol mol mol HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR! OH I canno STANDS it HAAR HAAR
an an an I starts tew *MOO* agin an an an Ma pik me up wid dat harball STILL on her FUT an she put me intew da baffroom.
Dat da funnest an bestest giftie I eber gib Ma! Rite on her fut! OH DAT FUNNEE!!!!
HAPPEE 54th BIRFDA, MA!!! I LUBS YEW!!
Lubs,
Margo
But dis yeer, I reeeeely gibs her a grrrrrrate purrezzie! Las nite I dinno feels tew gud, an an an I starts tew *MOOOOOOOOOOOO* Ma sez I sounds like a cow.......I NO A COW, MA!!! I A CAT!!! My tummy dinno feels tew gud. Sew, Ma came lukin fur me, an an an she cudno sees me acuz it dark an she dinno has her glasses on. She stop, an an an I goes HACK an an an out come a HUGE HARBALL!!! Rite ontew Ma's lef fut! WOWIE!! Wut a shot!! I cudno hab dun dat iffin I reeely tried! snicker snicker snicker snicker mol mol mol mol HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR! OH I canno STANDS it HAAR HAAR
an an an I starts tew *MOO* agin an an an Ma pik me up wid dat harball STILL on her FUT an she put me intew da baffroom.
Dat da funnest an bestest giftie I eber gib Ma! Rite on her fut! OH DAT FUNNEE!!!!
HAPPEE 54th BIRFDA, MA!!! I LUBS YEW!!
Lubs,
Margo
Saturday, August 25, 2012
MEOWIE
Hey Effuryone!
It me.........I dinno runs away. I bin takin care ob Ma. She bin takin care ob me. Dat gud. I likes my drinkwell. Dat gud. I has a noo doggie furrend name Marti. Dat gud. He lib in Florida. Dat gud. We apposta gits rain tewda. Dat gud. DDB gib me a hedake. Dat NO gud :(
He LUB his spoon toy. He git reeely rowdy wid it. He swing on it, CHEE CHEE CHEE. He beak da beeds on it CHEE CHEE CHEE. He ring da bell ober and ober. CHEE CHEE CHEE. He take da bell an pull it up tew da top ob da kaj (luks out below........!) an an an let it go. CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE!!!!! It make him happee but it gib me a hedake. grumble grumble.
MA! DDB need a MUZZLE on his beek!!
Lubs,
Margo
It me.........I dinno runs away. I bin takin care ob Ma. She bin takin care ob me. Dat gud. I likes my drinkwell. Dat gud. I has a noo doggie furrend name Marti. Dat gud. He lib in Florida. Dat gud. We apposta gits rain tewda. Dat gud. DDB gib me a hedake. Dat NO gud :(
He LUB his spoon toy. He git reeely rowdy wid it. He swing on it, CHEE CHEE CHEE. He beak da beeds on it CHEE CHEE CHEE. He ring da bell ober and ober. CHEE CHEE CHEE. He take da bell an pull it up tew da top ob da kaj (luks out below........!) an an an let it go. CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE!!!!! It make him happee but it gib me a hedake. grumble grumble.
MA! DDB need a MUZZLE on his beek!!
Lubs,
Margo
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Ma hab a TALE ROTFMOL MOL MOL
Ma sew funnee! She gettin undress an an an her bra pop an flip an it git stuk in her undies an an an SHE HAB A TALE!!!! MOL MOL MOL ROTFMOL!! She cudno git it off her undies! MOL MOL MOL!
Sew I teeezez her an an an I swats at dat bra. Duz Ma no how dum she luk??? HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR hic hic hic MOL MOL hic hic hic MOL ROTFMOL! Dat a gud one, Ma!
Ma grumpin an tryin tew gits it off an dat make me eben sillier.........sew I GRABS it an YANKS an an an riiiiiiiiiip.........off it come!
I haaaalps yew, Ma! yew dunno has a tale no more!!
Lubs,
Margo
Sew I teeezez her an an an I swats at dat bra. Duz Ma no how dum she luk??? HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR hic hic hic MOL MOL hic hic hic MOL ROTFMOL! Dat a gud one, Ma!
Ma grumpin an tryin tew gits it off an dat make me eben sillier.........sew I GRABS it an YANKS an an an riiiiiiiiiip.........off it come!
I haaaalps yew, Ma! yew dunno has a tale no more!!
Lubs,
Margo
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
I has a Foontin
Da udder day dis B I G box arrib at da frunt door. Ma tell me dat dis box fur ME!! WOWIE I sez! It reeeeely B I G ! ! ! Dat meens LOTS ob TOYS or LOTS ob FOODS!! HURRIES, Ma - opens it up NOW!!! I impashint!!
Sew Ma open da box - nooooooooooo toys.....*RATS!* nooooooooo foods.......*RATS!* Nope. Den I seez a bowl. How eggsitin.........NOT!! *RATS!* I dunno needs annuder bowl.
Den dar bin a liddl tower wid a arm. Ok I tinks.....dat interestin.
Ma kleen it up, fills it wid water an I gibs her a funnee luk. Den she plug it in an an an all ob a sudden, dat bowl become a FOONTIN!! Da water drip off da arm intew da bowl!
OH! Dat interestin I tinks. Sew, I goes tew inspeks. I takes a liddl drink. WOWIE! Dis water taste GUD!! Hmmmmmmmmm an an an I drinks sum more. I decides dat I LIKES dis foontin. Now I has runnin water all da time an an an I dunno has tew wakes up Ma at 4am fur a drink frum da shower hosie. Fresh, filter water. LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP!
Ma sed she furry happee acuz I drinkin more den I usta drinks. She sed she know acuz I pee more in da litter box *BLUSH* sheesh I embarrs myself :(
Sew Ma happe, and I happee. DDB cudno cares. He ignorinit. Dat a form of ignore. Dat acuz he dum.
Lubs,
a well watered Margo
an
a happee Ma
an
a truly dum bird!
Sew Ma open da box - nooooooooooo toys.....*RATS!* nooooooooo foods.......*RATS!* Nope. Den I seez a bowl. How eggsitin.........NOT!! *RATS!* I dunno needs annuder bowl.
Den dar bin a liddl tower wid a arm. Ok I tinks.....dat interestin.
Ma kleen it up, fills it wid water an I gibs her a funnee luk. Den she plug it in an an an all ob a sudden, dat bowl become a FOONTIN!! Da water drip off da arm intew da bowl!
OH! Dat interestin I tinks. Sew, I goes tew inspeks. I takes a liddl drink. WOWIE! Dis water taste GUD!! Hmmmmmmmmm an an an I drinks sum more. I decides dat I LIKES dis foontin. Now I has runnin water all da time an an an I dunno has tew wakes up Ma at 4am fur a drink frum da shower hosie. Fresh, filter water. LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP!
Ma sed she furry happee acuz I drinkin more den I usta drinks. She sed she know acuz I pee more in da litter box *BLUSH* sheesh I embarrs myself :(
Sew Ma happe, and I happee. DDB cudno cares. He ignorinit. Dat a form of ignore. Dat acuz he dum.
Lubs,
a well watered Margo
an
a happee Ma
an
a truly dum bird!
Saturday, August 4, 2012
WOWIE!!!
NOK NOK NOK NOK NOK! Ma git up an anser da door. Hoo dat? I asks. All ob a sudden, deez KIDS an an 2 big peeps comes in da door! Hey Ma - yew no all deez peeps an an an kids???????
I had tew inspeks all ob dem. Lots ob diffrint smells! Dar dis liddl gurl, Ayla. She bout 4 yeers old. She SEW sweet an an an I lubs her SEW mush! I gibs her kissies on her leg an an an she pet pet pet me! I talks tew her an an an she smile! MA!! Kins I KEEPS Ayla??? I lubs her!
Da big man pet me, too! He talk tew me. Now I has LOTS ob noo furrends! WOWIE!! I sew eggsited!
It make Ma furry happee, tew! She git a bag of froot, inkludin a banananananana! I no she like banananananas! Dat furry totful ob dem.
Wut a grate day! I eggzawsted now! I agunna takes me a nap an an an dreems bout me an Ayla!
Mush Lubs,
Margo
I had tew inspeks all ob dem. Lots ob diffrint smells! Dar dis liddl gurl, Ayla. She bout 4 yeers old. She SEW sweet an an an I lubs her SEW mush! I gibs her kissies on her leg an an an she pet pet pet me! I talks tew her an an an she smile! MA!! Kins I KEEPS Ayla??? I lubs her!
Da big man pet me, too! He talk tew me. Now I has LOTS ob noo furrends! WOWIE!! I sew eggsited!
It make Ma furry happee, tew! She git a bag of froot, inkludin a banananananana! I no she like banananananas! Dat furry totful ob dem.
Wut a grate day! I eggzawsted now! I agunna takes me a nap an an an dreems bout me an Ayla!
Mush Lubs,
Margo
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
I bees in trubbles agin.......(no da same kind)
I has a lot ob jobs tew do, yew no. I bees Ma's full time noos, ob kors. An an an I keeps her companee. We bin wachin da Olympiks. GO USA GO USA!! USA hab LOTS ob MEDALS!! Ways tew go afleeeets!!
Sumtime I dunno unnerstans zaklee wut dem afleeeets bees doin. An an an I canno figgrrrr out why sum ob dem lift hevy bars wid donuts on da end. Snatch an Jerk. Dat sound jus horrybull!!
Furgib me...I digress................MOL!
Eneways, annuder job I has is Male Inspektor. Ma get male ebry day. She git posty kards, letters, pakajis, an an an stuffs like dat. An an an sumtime dar bees a letter or pakij fur ME!! An I lets Ma no iffin da letter or pakij bin neer a dog or cat. Speshilly a cat. Speshilly iffin it bees from my troo lub an an an husband, Mikey :) *blush* I dunno likes it iffin it smell like smoke. YUK!
Sew tewday I haaaaaalps ma an I inspeks her male. Posty Card from Israel. Furry nice!! Posty Card from Canada - a butterfly!! Furry nice! Letter frum a pen pal. Ma like dat.
Den dar bin dis pakij. Ma git da sizzors an cut it open. All ob a sudden dis BEEYOOTEEFUL, soft, TEMPTIN peec ob LACE fall out......an an an afore Ma kins eben sees it, I practize my OLYMPIC SKILL of *SNATCH AN RUN*!! I grab dat lace acuz it MINE an an an I RUNS!!
Onto my throne, under da peeano bench, underoverunderober da rungs ob da kishen chares (Ma git up an sez *MARGO! What in the world do you have??* an an an I dunno ansers her!) She start tew chase me an an an I runs FASTER (I a gud sprinter!). I dashes intew da bedroom an an an jus afore I gits under da bed, Ma grab my tale (DUNNO TUCH MY TALE!!)!! I turns around tew smaks her an an an she SNATCH dat lace frum me!!! MEEN MA!!! MEEN, MEEN MA!!
MEEEEEEYOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GIMME MY LACE BAK!!! IT MINE MINE MINE!!! MEEN MA put dat peec ob BEEYOOTEEFUL, soft, temptin (an delishis) lace in her drawer. MEEN MA!!!!
Sew I pouts an pouts an pouts an sits by dat drawer. Ma luk at me an shakes her hed. She sed sumtin bout steelin frum her. Sew I tells her I dinno STEELS it, I SNATCH it!!! Meen Ma!
Lubs,
Margo
Sumtime I dunno unnerstans zaklee wut dem afleeeets bees doin. An an an I canno figgrrrr out why sum ob dem lift hevy bars wid donuts on da end. Snatch an Jerk. Dat sound jus horrybull!!
Furgib me...I digress................MOL!
Eneways, annuder job I has is Male Inspektor. Ma get male ebry day. She git posty kards, letters, pakajis, an an an stuffs like dat. An an an sumtime dar bees a letter or pakij fur ME!! An I lets Ma no iffin da letter or pakij bin neer a dog or cat. Speshilly a cat. Speshilly iffin it bees from my troo lub an an an husband, Mikey :) *blush* I dunno likes it iffin it smell like smoke. YUK!
Sew tewday I haaaaaalps ma an I inspeks her male. Posty Card from Israel. Furry nice!! Posty Card from Canada - a butterfly!! Furry nice! Letter frum a pen pal. Ma like dat.
Den dar bin dis pakij. Ma git da sizzors an cut it open. All ob a sudden dis BEEYOOTEEFUL, soft, TEMPTIN peec ob LACE fall out......an an an afore Ma kins eben sees it, I practize my OLYMPIC SKILL of *SNATCH AN RUN*!! I grab dat lace acuz it MINE an an an I RUNS!!
Onto my throne, under da peeano bench, underoverunderober da rungs ob da kishen chares (Ma git up an sez *MARGO! What in the world do you have??* an an an I dunno ansers her!) She start tew chase me an an an I runs FASTER (I a gud sprinter!). I dashes intew da bedroom an an an jus afore I gits under da bed, Ma grab my tale (DUNNO TUCH MY TALE!!)!! I turns around tew smaks her an an an she SNATCH dat lace frum me!!! MEEN MA!!! MEEN, MEEN MA!!
MEEEEEEYOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GIMME MY LACE BAK!!! IT MINE MINE MINE!!! MEEN MA put dat peec ob BEEYOOTEEFUL, soft, temptin (an delishis) lace in her drawer. MEEN MA!!!!
Sew I pouts an pouts an pouts an sits by dat drawer. Ma luk at me an shakes her hed. She sed sumtin bout steelin frum her. Sew I tells her I dinno STEELS it, I SNATCH it!!! Meen Ma!
Lubs,
Margo
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