Wednesday, July 11, 2012

WUT???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Ma tol me tewda dat Ant Peggy no agunna bees her aid no more. WUT???? WHY?:???? Dids I dew sumtin bad??? MA!!! Wut happen tew her????? I furry upset acuz I LUBS MY ANT PEGGY!!! I no bin a bad kitty.............

She gots a noo person? A all day person????

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! hic hic hic WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! sob..........

Oh Noes..........I agunna miss her sumtin awful...........sigh. I furry, furry, furry sad. (Margo's tail hangs down, she gets a very sad look on her face, and goes onto her throne and pouts).

I dunno likes changes........

Lubs, a furry furry sad
Margo

Monday, July 9, 2012

WOWIE CHI-WOO-WOO!!!!!

Guess wut????? I found out dat iffin you *GOOGLE* (wudeber dat bees) my blog, 'Margo's Mewsings' on dat *google* tingie, a link to dis blog - MY BLOG come up!!

WOWIE!! I on dat GOOGLE ting! Dat meen I famis!! I a STAR!!! I a SELEBRITY!!!!!

I sew egsited!! Not only is I BEEYOOTEEFUL, I also FAMIS!!!! Oh my gunness...........wut shuds I do??...

Zip ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM POUNCE on Ma's lap!! MA DIDYA HEER DAT??? I on GOOGLE!!! WOWIE CHI-WOO-WOO!! I sew PURROUD!!

Wut, Ma? I dunno has a big hed.......what yew meens? My hed bees purrfik fur my body..............

Lubs,
Margo

pee ess.........iffin yew reeds my blog, pleeez tells your furrends bout it!

Saturday, July 7, 2012

My Beddie Buddie

Hello Furrends! I gots a noo Beddie Buddie dat I reeeely lubs a lot - no as mush as I lubs Ma - but a lot! It B I G  it S O F T  it gots PINK eeers, feets, tale an an an mouf..........

Ma an I plays kach wid it, too! Wen I sits on my throne, she toss it, I kach it an beats it up, an smaks it on to da floor! We do dis fur a wile!

Kins yew guess hoo my noo Beddie Buddie bees???






MOOSE-ETTE!! Oh I lubs her sew mush! She make a wunnerful pillo fur my hed......sew soft......an an an I always has gud dreems wen Moose-Ette sleep wid me! I wills plays wid her fureber - I willno kilts her. Nope. Neber. Acuz I lubs her - no as mush as I lubs my Mikey - but I lubs her!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

pee ess...........I hopes yew all bees ok in dis terriorable heet........it hit 108 heer tewda an an an beleeb me, DAT HOT!!

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

WOWIE!!!

Guess wut kitty furrends???? I had sush an eggsitin weekend! My furrend Oly's Mommy an an an Grandmommy came tew visits me!!! Yep!!! All da way from Kansas.......

Hey, Ma - Kansas ware Dorotee lib, yew no, Dorotee from da Wizurd ob Odds???

Well, eneway, dey dinno brings no tornado. Turns out dey dinno no brings Dorotee, eeder! Oh well......

I REEEEELY REEELY like dem!!  An ob kors, dey LUBS me, tew!! I gibs dem purrs an an an kissies an an an hedbonks!! I no dey *cat peepl*!

An an an , well, ob kors, dey brot  me (an Ma an DDB) purrezzies. Well, it ok dat Benny git a purrezzie once in a wile.......I no jelis....jus remememember dat I deserb MORE purrezzies den he duz......acuz I da Queen ob da hous!!

Eneways, dey brot me a BIG BIG Mousie!! It HYOOJ!! it a gurl acuz it gots pink eers, eyes, nose, tale, an an an feets! Sew I name her Moose-Ette! (moose bees a big deer, but Moose bees a boy name.........sew I fix dat!)

It agunna takes me a L O N G time tew kilts Moose-Ette! I gots a lot ob kikin, chompin an an an restlin tew dew! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!

Dey also brot me CAN FOOD!!!! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Tookey!! My fabrit!!!!!! Oh dat sew nice ob dem!

Oly's Mommy bring Ma a printer an stuffs an an an she *install* it fur Ma. Dat furry nice ob her! I haaaalps her wid her work. I supervise! She dew a purrfek job!

I wants tew keeps dem, but Ma sed dey has kitties ob dar own tew takes care ob, sew dey went bak tew Kansas.

Wut a grrrrrrrrrrrate day! I gots 2 noo fureber furrends!! I sew happee!!

Tankee furry Mush, Oly's Mommy an an an Grandmommy!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo
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I would like to express my thanks to these fine people for remembering me as well. I don't often get such delectible treats. Thank you very much for the millet sprays and blueberry millet sprays.

Most Sincerely,
BeNnY tHe BeAkEr

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Hello Kitty Furrends,

I furry sorree I habno bin heer furry mush. Ma no bin doin sew well an an an I bin noosin her full time. But I doin GRRRRRRRRRRRATE!!

I duz wants tew menshun dat 2 ob my deer kitty furrends hab gone tew heben resintly.

Violet bin one ob my furst furrends on Catster. I furry sad dat he pass away.

Alfie, frum Across da Big Pond also pass away. He sent me my Fishie Bed dat I lubs.

Ma an I bot had wet eyes.

I tryin tew stays out ob trubbles............mol mol mol!!! But it dunno always werks! I wills rite more later. Ma need tew runs a *errand* wudeber dat bees.

I hab miss my furrends an an an I sends yew all Big Big hedbonks an an an purrrrrrrs!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

IT LATE AN AN AN I FEISTY!!!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

 Ma git up in da middle ob da nite. She complayn bout habin a *creek* in her nek. I sez WUT CREEK???? Yew dunno has water on yore nek? Wut yew talkin bout, Ma??? An she gib me a luk.....

Eneway, she go tew da baffroom. I feelin kinda FEISTY!! OH YEAH!!! Sew wen she come bak intew da bedroom, I makes my eyes reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel big an an an I dubbl kinks up my tale an an an I croushes on da bed.

Wudeber dat *creek* ma hab in her nek make her smart !!! She no dat I wants tew PLAYS!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Sew she git my wand toy wid da fethers an an an I chases dem bak an for an bak an for an ontew da bed an bak on da floor............I gits a gud werkout MOLMOL! An an an I races round da bed.

Den I POUNCE ontew Ma!! KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY *PUFFFFFFFFFFFFF*......ooooooops! Skyoozes me, Ma! WOW!! Dat stinkeeee MOL MOL!

Z"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"O"OM!! Intew da libin room on top ob da coush on da arm ob da coush, under da table under ober under ober under ober da chares an an an an
Z"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! intew da litter box................................

I feels beder now!!

Ma, git yoreself intew bed! It late an an an I needs tew sings yew a lullyboo now! MA!!! GIT OFF DAT POOTER AN AN AN GOES TEW BED!!!!! NOW!!!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Friday, March 23, 2012

A STRESSFUL an an an NERBIS day :(

Ant Peggy come tewday. She an Ma hab tew change tings in da bedroom acuz ob da *emergency alert cord*. It bin ahind a cabinet an dat a no no. Dat in case Ma fall an need haaaalps. She kins yanks on dat cord an an an help come.

BUT..................My bed get MOOB!! DUNNO MOOBS MY BED!!! Da bedroom a MESS! I DUNNO LIKES DAT!! I wants my bed bak NOW!!! Dey moob dis an dat an dat an dis an WUT a MESS MY bedroom bin :( Dey moob  my STEPS intew da libin room, so I gits on top ob it an an an YOWLS at da top ob my lungs. I voices my DISPLEASHUR!!!

Den, Meen Ant Peggy git out da MEEN LOUD DIRT EETIN MASHINE :(  I dunno likes dat eeder. It HOOOOOT MY EEERS! Sew I runs tew Ma an gits on her lap.

Den.....Ant Peggy found my STASH!!! *RATS!*  Dat ware I keeps all ob my toys an an an treshurs dat I finds in da hous...... She FOUND my shiny rok on a pin :( I LUBS dat rok on a pin (cz earring). Meen Ant Peggy!

FINALLY da bedroom finish. My steps no in da same place. My BED no in da same place. I no shur I likes dis furry mush. Ma sed *oh well, it complies with the rules* sew I dunno tinks she tew happee eeder.

A little later on, I heers noise dat I dunno likes an an an I gits nerbis.  Ant Peggy neber seen me like dis. Ma tell her dat a severe storm comin. It start tew thunder. A few minits later ROKS falls out ob da SKY!! HAAAAAAAAAAAALPS!! An an an I climbs on top of Ma's hed.........I sew askairt! Ma take me off her hed an an an I gits my hed under her stinkee arm pit (I like stinkee!). Them roks fall out ob da sky an an an makes sew mush noise hittin da hous an an an window an an an I ASKAIRT!!! Ma hold me tite. Ant Peggy sed it *pee size hale* - wudeber dat meen. I dunno cares - it ASKAIRTS ME!!!

Finally it ober. I eggzawsted. My tale down. I no sew happee. Ma feed me. I takes 2 bites an an an goes intew da bedroom. Ma lift up da cubbers ob da bed fur me an an an I finds my spot an an an goes tew sleeps. I hopes tewmorro bees a beder day :(

Lubs,
Margo