I Bees a Skallywag..............wut dat?????

Meen Ma sed I bees a *skallywag*  WUT DAT MEEN MEEN MA????

See, I bin hungree sew I asks tew bees fed. Ma fed me. It weren't nuff, sew I asks fur more. Sew she gib me more. I  STILL not full, sew I complains an complains. Ma tell me DAT NUFF complainin.

Sew I runs on da bed and yowls tew goes under da cubbers. ma lift up da ccubbers an I runs in dar. But den I runs out an decides tew YOWEL at da top ob my lungs! I decides I still hungree.

Sew I complains, complains, complains an Ma gitten frustrate. Sew she put MORE fud in my bowl. I takes ONE liddl bite, an an an decides I no hungree.

Sew I yowls an yowls and I uses da litter box an yowls sum more! At dis point, Ma start tellin me ENOUGH, MARGO!!!

Well I dunno likes dat. Sew I runs on da bed an yowls. Ma lift up da cubbers agin, I runs in,, an runs out, an yowls sum more. Ma gettin mad. She know dat wen I gits like dis, I werks myself up an an an pukes an an she dunno wants me tew duz dat.

SEW, finally, she pik me up, sit in da rekliner, an holds me. Den I settles down. I jumps off ob her, runs on da bed agin, an YOWLS at da TOP ob my lungs. Ma bin frustrate.............she bin furry firm wid me......MARTO, STOP IT!!!

NEENER NEENER!

She lift up da cubbers, call me a Skallyway - sudeber dat meen. I goes under da cubbers, turns round round round an an an goes tew sleeps.

Is I reely a skallywag???

Lubs,
Margo

IT COLD COLD COLD!!!

My gunness wut a winter it bees heer. Colder den cold! Hi temps in the -4 or lower. Low temps -10, Wind chill 15 - 30 belo zero. I sew tankful dat I bees a INDOOR kitty!

Iffin yew needs tew goes outside, yew needs to purrtek yoreself an an an bees WARM!! Yew needs a GUD hat an an an a GUD skarf!

Mazie an Hazel Lucy's Mommy make GAWJUS hats an an an skarfs for hoomans, Dey purrfeshinal made. She kroshay dem. Ma hab 2 skarf an an a hat dat she made an dey REEEELY keeps her warm! She also make BAYBEE BLANKIES!! She hab some alrede made, or yew kins chews wut color yew wants!

An an an fur Kits an an an Pups, she make Tranquility Blankets! I has tree ob dem.............mebbe fo. I lubs tew lays on dem. She also make hat an an an collars fur us FASHIONABLE kits an an an pups! Eben Stroller Liners!! WOWIE!! She furry talented!

Yew needs tew cheks it out! Heer bees her website. Tells her dat Margo send you!

Hazel Lucy's Tranquility Blankets

 http://www.prettyhazel.com/tranquilityblankets.html

 

Dar bees LOTS of pikshurs of cool kits an pups warin an layin on da BEEYOOTEEFUL blakees, hats an an an collars she make! MY pikshur bees dar...........sees iffin yew kins finds me!

 

Pleeeez stys warm!

 

Mush Lubs,

Margo

OH NOES!!! UNKIE CARL LOST HIS EEER MUFFINS!!!

Ma bin talkin tew Ant Brenda dis mornin. Ant Brenda sed dat Unkie Carl lost his eeeer muffins!! OH NOES! Dat TERRIERABUL!!  

See, Unkie Carl werk OUTSIDE in all kind ob wether an an an it bin SOOPER cold heer. Temp in da single digit wid wind chill belo zero - wudeber dat meen! An an an dat no  gud fur Unkie Carl!! His eeers cuds gits Frosty Bite (dat meen snowman!) an an an fall off his hed! Dat wuds be TERRIORABUL!! I dunno wants Unkie Carl tew loose his eeers! He wuds luk reeeeely funnee................(snicker snicker at dat tot!). Wut in da WERLD kins I duz tew haalps him??? He reeeely need dem eeer muffins!

I NO! I NO!! I wills HUNT DOWN his eeer muffins! I a cat, an an an cats bees gud hunters (beder den doz dum houn dogs).!! I wills stalks an an an sniffs an an an FIND dem eeer muffins!!

MA!! TAKES ME TEW UNKIE CARL'S HOUSE NOW!!! He need my haaaalps!!

Wut? WUT???? Yew meen I has tew go in da CARRIER an an an we has to ride in da CAR????? NO WAY JOSE!!!! (wudeber dat meen). I NO goin in dat carrier or in dat CAR! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!1 I HATES da car. I HATES da carrier!!!

I polygize Unkie Carl. I tew askairt tew rides in da car. But I reeeely wants tew haaaalps yew!  Wut duz I duz now.........

I NO I NO!! I wills asks Creator's Son tew sends yew a Lost an an an Found Angel! Dat angel wills haalps yew find dem eeeer muffins! 

In da meentime, I wills send yew LOTS ob my furr! Ma bin furrymadin me an an an she hab LOTS ob my fur! Yes kins stik dat in baggies an an an stik da baggies ober yore eeeeers! My fur keep ME warm. sew it wills keeps yew warm, too........an an an yew wills bees da talk ob da town MOL MOL MOL!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

pee ess..............Unkie Carl - is dem muffins BOOBERRY MUFFINS????????

A Christmas Purrezzie!!

I a furry lukee kitty! Tewda Ma git a pawkij from Deb (my  Mudder -In-Loo). 

In dat pawkij been a purezzie fur me from my TROO LUB an an an Husband, Mikey! I lubs him wid all my hart!! He send me a

MOUSIE!!!!!!! I LUBS IT! Tankee furry mush, Mikey!

It little, hab 4 legs, 2 eeeeers, a tale, 2 eyes, an an an a FAT little bellie!

Oh MY! I sez! Dat mousie Murbidlee O-Beast! It need tew lose wate! I a noos an an an I no bout dose tings!

I has a plan tew beets - I meen whips - I meen EGGSERSIZE dat mousie sew it lose wate! Dat inklude tale whips,  sqwishies, pouncies, flyin tru da are...........

An an an if dat dunno werks, I has a plan tew duz a Gas-Trik By-Puss. Dat will remoob sum ob his innerds - I MEENS FAT!!

Dat agunna bees a LOT ob fun -  I MEENS HARD WERK fur dat Mousie!

We starts dat plan tewmorro morning brite an an an eeeerleeeee!! (snicker snicker snicker snicker)!

Mush Lubs,
Margo, R.K.N., P.T. (Purrsonal traynor)

MEEN MA

Boy o Boy I MAD!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT!!

Furst, Ma did gits da shot in her nee. She sed it dinno hoot, which I furry glad bout. I dunno wants Ma tew has pane!

MEEN MA left me alone for a LONG TIME!!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT! She leeb in d affernoon, eerly, an dinno gits bak till almos BED TIME!!! MEEN MA!!! PFFFFFFFFFT!

I ask her ware she bin. Well, after da shot, she an Lainy go tew Columbia. But dar bin a bad bad aksidint on da innerstate. Ma an Lainy see a UPS truk at da same time an an an sez FOLLOW DAT TRUK!!! It no ware it goin! Sew dey drive tru da kuntreeside an an an Ma sed it reeeely purrty, an an an evenshully dey gits tew Columbia.

I asks her iffin dey STOPS da UPS truk tew asks fur direkshuns..........an an an tew sees iffin dey has a pawkij fur me............Ma sed No, an da driver hab pawkijes for Columbia, not Moberly. MEEN UPS MAN!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFT  MEEN MA fur not askin, anyways! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!

DEN she an Lainy goes tew Hobby Lobby acuz Ma hab a *gift certificate*. Dat meen she git FREE STUFFS!!! WOWIE!! I asks her iffin she git me anytin, an an an she sed No, Hobby Lobby dunno has pet stuffs! MEEN HOBBY LOBBY!!! PFFFFFFFFFFT!!! MEEN MA fur no goin ware she kins gits me a purrezzie!!!

AN DEN she an Lainy goes tew has dinner at *Longhorn Steakhouse* Ma sed she hab stake, potater, salad, home made bread, an it bin delishis! Did MEEN MA bring me eben ONE TINY MORSEL ob stake???? NO!! SUPER DOOPER MEEN MA!! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!! PFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!! Sheesh.

Den she go tew helth food store - I dunno wants nuttin helthee, tankee :(  an an an den tew Sam's club. She dinno gits me nuttin dar, eeder.

Sheesh. I hab da MEENEST MA in da werld! POUT!

ut oh - Santa Clawas a comin soon............I willno git no gifties iffin I pouts............sew I will SLINKS under da bed an nobuddy kins sees me........slink slink slink slink slink slink slink slink.......p... p... p...

Lubs,
Margo

but I trooly bees glad dat shot dinno hoot Ma!

It COLD heer!

WOWIE it cold heer! Eeerlee dis mornin it bin 22 degrees! DAT COLD!

Ma hab tew goes out an an an she put sew mush clothin on she look like a Eskimoo. Sew I asks her iffin she was a goin MUSHIN wid her sled dog team...........MOL MOL MOL ROTFMOL! HAAR HAAR HAAR HAAR.

Ma giv me a luk........snicker snicker!

On thoosda Ma goin tew da doc doc an an an she sed her doc doc was agunna SHOOTS her in da nee...........WUT???? Wut dat yew sez, Ma?????

WUT? Oh - she agunna gibs yew a SHOT in da NEE. Dat no sound like fun :( But wen Ma git home I wills comfurts her. She wills bees ok.

TOOKEY DAT no far away! TOOKEY TOOKEY TOOKEY!! 
I LUBS TOOKEY!  

Now dunno gits me rong. I lubs MIKEY a hole lot more dan TOOKEY!!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

It STILL Ma's Brifda!!

Tewda Ma git ANNUDER Birfda Card! YIPPEE SKIPPEE! Dis has bin a grrrrrrrrrrrate Birfda fur Ma an Me! MEOWIE WOWIE!

Now it bees time tew sez TANKEE FURRY MUSH tew efurryone dat send Ma an Me cards an an an gifties! It a LOOOOOOOOOOONG listie an an an we hopes we dunno miss anyone hoo sent us a card or giftie! Deez bees Catster furrends, ChemoAngel furrends, Postcard swapping friends, 
famblee, Swap-Bot furrends, pen pals, naybors an an an local furrends!  In no purrtiklur order:

Data & Geordi & Mom
Sheba & Star & Mom
Lily & Mom
Jan
Merilee
Shelby & Layla
Hope
Daisy, Cali an an an Famblee
Mary and crew
Tania
Georgette
Clive, Chessie & Sinbad an Mom
Swantje
Patty
Candy
Simon, Reuben an Mom
Tweak an Famblee
Coach Light Crew
Teri
Loretta
Julie, Mazie & Angel HL
Teebo, Callie & Famblee
Jim & Lucy
Beth,
Tami
Cheryl
Sheela
Gleek, Newman, Samoa, Inky & Mom
TheCatintheClover
Tigger, Rosie an Famblee
Lydia
Linda & Ron
Manny
Keri
Yalra
Mary C
Don & Jerri an Kitty Famblee
Jasper, Jillian, Jobel an Mom
Coffee, Panda an Mom
Aimee B
Kacey
Yvonne
Lisa
Lisa B
Erin
Deb & Mikey
Diana
Jane
Kathleen
Mary A
Judy
Penny
The Carolina Crew & Famblee
Judy E
Pat
Donna
Cassie
The Beach Crew an Famblee
Jan A
Debbi
Tabitha an Famblee
Be-Little, Baby-G an Famblee
Kim
Rachel
Nancy

phew! Dat a lot! Tankee furry mush agin!

Mush Lubs, 
Margo & Ma

MORE on Ma's Birfda

I guess it still Ma's Birfda mol mol! Acuz I gots more tew tells yew!

Mazie an an an Angel Hazel Lucy's Mommy make Ma a POOPL skarf! OH it BEEYOOTEEFUL an an an I jelis!! MY fabrit color bees POOPL.........an an an it Ma's fabrit color, tew. But it tew big fur me. It wills keeps Ma WARM an an an COZEE dis winter!

Julie bin makin  *TRANQUILITY BLANKETS* fur a long, long time. An an an collars an hats fur Kitties an an an Doggies! Yew needs tew chek out her website - but afore yew dew, I needs tew tewlls yew dat Julie bees da bestest kroshayer I nos! She trulee PURRFESSHINAL! She make only TOP KWALITY stuffs. Her stitches bees PURRFEK an an an ebrytin she make kees us furkids nice an an an KUMFEE an an an WARM!!

She also make Skarf, hats, & babee blankies fur peeples! Yew canno find NUTTIN better! Sew pleeze chek her website out an an an SPERL your kitties an an an doggies an an an yorself, tew!

http://www.prettyhazel.com/tranquilityblankets.html

Mush Lubs,
Margo
pee ess.........Ma LUB her skarf! Tankee fur makin it fur her, Julie! 

Ma's Birfda #2

Ma git lots ob gifties fr her birfda, an an an I wanna tanks furryone hoo gab her giftie certifykits to Amzon...........

AMAZON??? Giftie cerfitykits to da AMAZON riber in Africa???? WUT??? Ma - yew no goin tew dat river!!! Dey gots LIONS an an an Water Buffyloos dat KILTS lions an an an croky diles an an an KING COBRAS ( I dunno wants tew meets DAT king......) an an an CHEETERS an an an leperds an anan HY-EEENAs  - an an an dem HY-EEENAs bees reeeel nasty like.............

DUNNO GOES TEW DA AMAZON RIBER, MA!!! Acuz I NO going wid yew..........I tew askairt!!! I WILLS KLING TEW YEW MA AN WILLNO LETS YEW GO DAR!!!

Wut? Amazon bees a store online - yew meens in da kumpooter???? WUT???

DUNNO ASKAIRTS M LIKE DAT, MA!!! Yes, I no da war yew gits my fud..........but I tot it frum Africa...........um........(blush)

enewa (blush blush blush)

TANKEE FURRY MUSH tew efurryone hoo gib Ma a certifykit from dat ONLINE STORE Amazon.

Mush Lubs,
Margo

pee ess......I sew releeb!

Happee Birfda, Ma!

Ma hab a birfda las Monda. Yep. She turn 55. WOW, Ma - dat OLD! Yew almos a ANTEEK!!! Sheesh. It bin a gud day fur us acuz

I GIT A BIRFDA PURREZZIE ON MA'S BIRFDA!!!!! WOWIE!! I got a *Nap Spot* frum acatintheclover.com !! It a Hello Kitty- WAITS A MINIT???? Duz I no dis kitty? Why it saying hello???? Duz I needs tew sez hello tew it??? Anyway it bees a round blankee wid catnip in it........sniff  Sniff  SNiff  SNIFf   SNIFF SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

ALARM ALARM!! GIT REDDY  TEW ATTAKS!! Eeeeeers bak, eyes like sawsers, tale in FULL BLOOM......reddy.......sets.......
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Under da kishen table in out in out in out up down up down ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM sniff sniff sniff SNIFFFFFFFF ZOOMIE!! On da coush bak an for bak an for bak an for STOPS!

Wow dat gud................. I eggzawsted now. I tinks I agunna takes a nap on my *Nap Spot*.........I no I agunna has gud dreems..........sniff sniff sniffzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Lush Mubs,
Margo

tew bees continyew.........................

I JELIS!!!!

Meen Ma went out twice teda. Once she went swimming. I no acuz she come home wet an an an she stink like kloreen.

Den she go out agin. Wen she come home, I smells a DOG!! She hab a DOG on her lap!!! MEEN MA!! I gits on her an an an I smells an smells an smells her,

She hab da NERB tew tells me dat dis dog a *Bichon Frise* name Popcorn. Wut a DUM name! Well, den agin, it a dog fur gunnes sake. An an an dis dum dog sit on her lap fur a HOUR!!!

I SEW JELIS I AGUNNA PUKES!!! MEEN MA!!! I sew uset!!!

Den dar bees a nok on da door! It Connie, da manager, heer tew duz a *Inspection*. Well, first ting Connie duz is talk tew me an pets me! I reeely liks Connie (an rite now I likes her beder dan MA!) Ob kors Ma pass *Inspection* wid no problem an Connie pet me more!

Jus wen she leeb, Ma ask me iffin I bees hungree..........an an an she feed me. Gud ting she did.........
um..........I canno bees mad at MEEN MA acuz she feed me delishis fud................

Lubs,
Margo

I Embarss Ma agin (snicker snicker)

Tewda bees wensda. Da day dat Ma's noos, Marie come. I lubs Marie. She hab a reely hi voic, she talk tew me an an an pet me! Sew I gits eggsited wen she come!

Well, she come wen I bin in da ltter boks doing a job........I furgot wut I bin doin an an an RACE out ob da boks an an an runs to greets her.

Well.......da job I bin doin kinda fell on da floor...........it a BIG BIG one........

Sew I talks tew Marie an an an she talk tew me an an an pets me! I gibs her sum lubs!

Ma git up wen Marie leebin, an an an DAR in da MIDDLE ob da hallway...........was my BIG BIG JOB!

Ma put her hed in her hands an an an sez OH NO,  not again, MARGO!!!! She polygize tew Marie. Marie tink it funnee. Ma, not sew mush.

Well, evryone no dat wen dey comes tew Ma's house, dey comes tew seew ME!! I da IMPOTENT purrson heer! Sumtimes I gits carry away..............(snicker snicker)

Lubs,
Margo

Mooooooooooooooooo!

Moooooooooo.  MOoooooooooooooo! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hurries up, Ma - I has a harbull!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ma skoop me up an an an deposit me in da baffroom an an an I promtly deposits a harbull. MOOOO! MEOW!

Tankee furry mush, Ma! I feels sew mush beder now! Yew kinds goes ahed an an an kleens it up now!

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Wut sew funnee bout dat?

Ma bin talkin tew Ant Brenda. Den I heers de bot caklin like hens.  Wut sew funnee, Ma?

Sew Ma luk at me an an says 'Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny got arrested?'

Wut? Hoo da *Nrrjyzrr Bunny*? Iz I apposta no him?

Dem Ma sez ' He was charged with battery!' an an an dey bot start kaklin agin.

WUT??? I dunno unnerstands..........I lose sumtin heer.......... I neber herd ob a bunny bein arrested............

I KONFOOS!

Lubs,
Margo

sew wut

Tewda bees thursda. Sew wut.

Tewda it no hot, it nice. Sew wut

Ma's nos come tewda. Sew wut

Ma get erl an an an transmishin flooid change in her van. Sew Wut.

Ma bin gone tew long. (MEEN MA) Sew Wut

Ma pet a DOG (MEEN MA) Sew Wut

I sleep on my throne. Sew Wut

Ma dinno gits no male tewda. Sew Wut

I got tree cases ob Friskies Tookey & Cheeeeez can food tewda. MEOWIE WOWIE!! YIPPEE SKIPPEE!! HAPPY DANCE HAPPY DANCE ZOOM ZOOM ZOOOOOOOOOOM!

Sew Wut.

Lubs,
Margo

I Bees FURROSHIS!!!!!

Las nite I bin in a mood. I walk intew da libin room an an an dar bin dat red mousie wid dat crinkle tale. It look at me crosseye, an I DUNNO TOLERATES NO crosseye look frum NO MOUSIE! Dat make me MAD!!!

Sew I croush down, puts my eeeers bak, my eyes gits intew slits, my tale to strate out, an an an I makes a furry low growl.....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRROOAAAARRRRRRRR POUNCE SMAK KIK SMAK CHOMP bite bite bite bite kik kik kik SMAK!!! an an an it go flyin across da room.

Sew I stalks it. Reeeeel quiet, I croush down an slink slink slink under da kishen table.......eeeers bak, tale out an an an ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Kik KIK SMAK ZOOOOOOOOOOOM! I AGUNNA GITS YEW, YEW DUM MOUSIE!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

An I races round da housie kiltin dat mousie!! KIK KIK KIK KIK CHOMP BITE BITE BITE BITE
rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!
ptui Off come its tale!

I KILT IT ! I KILT IT!! Dat mousie dunno has no more tale. It ded.

I SEW furroshis! Mousies ebryware beder bees terriorified ob me! I da Shampion Mousie Kilter!!

Lubs,
Margo

Happee 4 ob Jooooly!!

Happee Birfda America!! Ma an I wishies all ob our furrends a wonnerful an an an safe day!

DUNNO TELLS NO KITTY, but DDB bees reely askairt ob dem firekrakers. Ma put him in da baffroom. He furry nerbis, poor ting. I tol Ma I kuds haaaalps him an an an takes him out ob his mizree....I MEENS KEEPS HIM KUMPNEE AN AN AN bites him  I MEENS KUDDLES HIM!!! Meen Ma sed NO!

I lern sumtin noo tewda. yew no dem big farm animals wid a mane an an an tale an an an dey wares a bridal tingy in dar mouf??? I canno say dat werd...........hoooorshei..........um um hooooooooooos - well yew no wut I meen.

I found out tewday dat dey got LITTLE ONES call PONIES!!! I kins say dat werd! PONY PONY PONY PONY!!! Wheeeeeee!!

MA I WANTS A PONY TEW RIDES! NOW!!! Dey smaller an an an no so hi up!

Mazie's Mommy sed dey habin PONY RIDE ware she lib. MA!!!LETS GO TO MAZIE;S HOUSE NOW!! We kins all rides dem PONIES!!! GIDDYUP PONY!!!

WUT???? Mazie lib tew far away????? We canno git dar in a few minits????? *RATS!*

Mazie kin yew sends us a PONY???? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez???

Mush Lubs,
Margo

Ant Brenda an an an Unkie Carl comes fur a visit!!!

nok nok nok on da front door. Ma open it an an an  it bees ANT BRENDA an an an UNKIE CARL!!! I SEW eggsited dey comes tew sees me!

I gits on Ant Brenda's lap an an an purrrrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Den I gets on Unkie Carls lap an an an an PURRRRR PURRRRRRR PURRRRRR! I lubs dem SEW MUSH!!!!

Unkie Carl bring bif meet tew Ma. Unkie Carl sed dat someone ware he werk slotter a cow an an an sell da bif tew co-werkers .......WUT???? Yew has tew KILT a cow tew eets bif????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Dat MEEN!! Dunno kilts no cow!! MA!!! Dat terrierabull...........(skyooz me no pun intend)

I furry upset! I WILLNO EETS BIF!!! I agunna goes on STRIKE!!

POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT.

Lubs,
Margo

pee ess It ok tew kilts an an an eets shiken an an an tookey- acuz dey onlee DUM BIRDS!!!!

GOES AWAY HEIDI DUM DOG!!

I bin sleepin in my fishy bed. All ob a sudden I heers 'OH WHAT A PRETTY KITTY' an an an den SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF...........

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GITS OFF MY BAK PATEEO DUM HEIDI!! RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

She go away but I dunno likes her! She git me all ajytated an an an I pace bak an for an bak an for an bak an for. My hare bin all fluff out. I DUNNO LIKES DUM HEIDE!!

I getting sew upset dat Ma pik me up an an an bring me intew da bedroom eben do I PROTEST!! NO, MA!!! DUNNO PIKS ME UP!!RRRRRRRRRRRRR *MARGO, settle DOWN*

POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT POUT!! Heidi I agunna smaks yore mouf neks time yew comes ontew MY BAK PATEEO!! YEW NO WELKUM HEER! DUM DOG!

POUT!!

Lubs,
Margo, R.K.N., O.G.G.

I embarss Ma

Tewda I bin in da litter box wen nok nok nok an an an noos Marie came in. She no Ma's reglar noos, but I lubs her almos as mush as I lubs Ant Peggy! She bring a stoodent noos wid her, tew!

I gits sew eggsited dat I JUMPS out ob da litter box an runs down da hallway tew greets dem...............an an an I left a trale ob poopies on da way! I cudno haaaaalps it! I bin sew eggsited tew sees Marie!

Ma dinno see dis until she had tew gits sumtin in da baffroom. She sez tew Marie 'Is this what I think it is'??? an an an Marie sez 'Yep!' Ma hang her hed an an an dey all starts laffin.

I gibs Ma  a dirtee luk. Sew WUT!! I feels gud, I gots LUBS, an an an it no hard tew cleen! Silly Ma!

Mush Lubs,
Margo hoo also bees a R.K. N. (Registered Kitty Nurse)